How 'bout the scarejew?
Peter: … I guess the lesson learned here is that it doesn’t matter where everyone is from as long as we’re all the same religion …
[quote]Professor X wrote:
dday wrote:
Little league world series…jack pot.
and the best of all
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You have to give a reference. I know what that is because I’m a Family Guy junkie…but seeing Peter on the ground for 5 minutes after he scrapes his knee is ridiculous comedy.[/quote]
True true, my apologizes
and one more to make up for my prior lack of judgement.
I think I need to start watching this show.
Stewie: I rather like this God fellow. He’s very theatrical, you know. A pestilence here, a little plague there… Omnipotence! Got to get me some of that…
Buttscratchah!
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I think I need to start watching this show. [/quote]
Oh yeah, it’s awesome!
Stork flies in women’s bedroom with a bundle
Woman: “Oh my God, the stork!”
Stork unwraps bundle to reveal a red lightbulb that he screws into the lamp, bathing the room in a red glow
Woman: “…where’s my baby?”
Stork: “Sweetie, you and me are gonna MAKE the baby.”
cue porno music
Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin’ me. “Hey, let’s put one over on Quagmire.”
Peter: No, he’s actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That’s insane. That’s impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I’ve got all these magazines. Oh god.
Another Quagmire favorite:
“Don’t look at me like that. Fat chicks need love too… but they got to pay.”
Last one for now:
Chris: Dad, what’s the blow-hole for?
Peter: I’ll tell you what it’s not for, son. And when I do, you’ll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.
Touche’, salesman.
Quagmire: “Hey there little lady. Why don’t you turn around and show me your Lower East Side.”
‘Woman’ (man voice) : “Sure.”
Quagmire: “Whoa, transvestite, back off! Wait a minute…pre-op or post-op?”
‘Woman’: “Pre-op.”
Quagmire: “Whoa, transvestite, back off!”
[quote]Subliminal-Steve wrote:
Quagmire: “Hey there little lady. Why don’t you turn around and show me your Lower East Side.”
‘Woman’ (man voice) : “Sure.”
Quagmire: “Whoa, transvestite, back off! Wait a minute…pre-op or post-op?”
‘Woman’: “Pre-op.”
Quagmire: “Whoa, transvestite, back off!”
[/quote]
LOL that was great.
tom tucker…watching the ‘weather mime’
“it’ll be windy…VERY windy…and peoples parents will throw fecal matter down on them from the rooftops - how awful! no wait…rain…its going to RAIN…”
tom tucker, talking about the new craze, licking toads to get high…
“when licked, these toads trigger an intense psychadelic uphoria thats…thats just great”
Peter Griffin: [slurring, drunk] This comedian sucks. He couldn’t make me laugh even if I was laughin’ my ass off and he was the one makin’ me do it. Come on, skinny, make me laugh!
Lois Griffin: Peter, that’s a microphone stand.
Peter Griffin: Oh, well, excuse me for thinking that a microphone stand in a comedy club should tell a joke or two. I guess I’m just old-fashioned that way.
Peter Griffin: I’m going on a hunger strike. Can you live with that? Huh, can you?"
[brief pause]
Peter Griffin: You gonna eat that stapler?
Network executive: Mr. Griffin, you can’t eat a…
Peter Griffin: Wanna split it?
The gang getting Meg at the skating rink:
Joe:(voice starting calm steadily increasing in intensity) If I was a girl I eould press my bare boobs up against the glass just for the sexual thrill!!..THE-SEXUAL-THRILL!!
“Yes, we just had what Joe calls sex.”
[quote]Pipes06 wrote:
The gang getting Meg at the skating rink:
Joe:(voice starting calm steadily increasing in intensity) If I was a girl I eould press my bare boobs up against the glass just for the sexual thrill!!..THE-SEXUAL-THRILL!![/quote]
this is my favorite episode after the first three seasons
in this one episode, they synchronised rollerblade to a disco version of 5th of beethoven, Peter buys a tank, Peter has a flashback where he stars in a one man broadway musical adaptation of Red Dawn (I’m a wolverine… and my hatred keeps me waaarm), they have hilarious car convo dialogue between the group of guys in the car, etc etc
such an awesome episode
[quote]hypnotoad wrote:
peter: boys are only interested in sticking there things in evrything…and i dont want meg to end up like my nerf football in the hall closet…[/quote]
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL