[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Stewie (Darth Vader) responding to a ‘foul stench’ comment: “Umm, actually that was me. I made a Darth Doody.”[/quote]
I Sithed my pants. My diaper’s gone over the Dark Side. I’ve got pages of this stuff.
Just like the villain in Lethal Weapon 2
I got diplomatic immunity
So Hammer you can’t sue
Except for you… You can touch me.
Louis to Bryan after finding out he has son: Bryan parenting can be very rewarding
Peter: You know what else can be rewarding? Shuttin your vag
“I’m the man in the boat!”
Peter: “You Meg are what is called a test girl”
Oh my god, Brian, there’s a message in
my Alphabits. It says, ‘Oooooo.’
Peter, those are Cheerios.
lol
Brian responding to Peters comment about Lois becoming overwieght and now un-attractive sexually.
“I would wreck that chick, I don’t care what she looks like”
Quagmire opens stall door in bathroom, discovers cheerleader gagged and bound on the floor
“Dear diary…JACKPOT.”
Good stuff.
Another one
One last one, for now.
“Tan isn’t a color, its a lifestyle” – Stewie
[quote]LUEshi wrote:
Quagmire opens stall door in bathroom, discovers cheerleader gagged and bound on the floor
“Dear diary…JACKPOT.”[/quote]
LOL. One of my favs. Earlier in that episode…
“It appears my wee-wee has been stricken by rigor mortis!”
- Stewie, after seeing the cheerleaders changing
Peter: The deep south? Isn’t that the place where the black guys are really lazy and all the white guys are just as lazy but they’re mad at the black guys for being so lazy?
Lois: Peter, did you paste a new picture of yourself on our wedding picture?
Peter: Yeah I think it looks better.
Lois: You pasted it over me.
Peter: Yeah I think it looks better
Little league world series…jack pot.
and the best of all
sheeeehaaaaa
sheeeehaaaaa
sheeeehaaaaa
sheeeehaaaaa
sheeeehaaaaa
sheeeehaaaaa
sheeeehaaaaa
sheeeehaaaaa
sheeeehaaaaa
sheeeehaaaaa
Peter: Hey Lois, can you grab me a beer?..Lois?
Chris: Dad, I think she went out.
Peter: Alright then you be Lois.
Chris: Okay.
Peter: Hey Lois, can you get me a be…oh my God, you’ve really let yourself go!
Chris: Well maybe if you bought me some nice clothes once in a while!
[quote]dday wrote:
Little league world series…jack pot.
and the best of all
sheeeehaaaaa
sheeeehaaaaa
sheeeehaaaaa
sheeeehaaaaa
sheeeehaaaaa
sheeeehaaaaa
sheeeehaaaaa
sheeeehaaaaa
sheeeehaaaaa
sheeeehaaaaa
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You have to give a reference. I know what that is because I’m a Family Guy junkie…but seeing Peter on the ground for 5 minutes after he scrapes his knee is ridiculous comedy.
Chris: Dad what would you say if I told you I didn’t want to be in scouts anymore?
Peter: Well first I’d say “Come again?”, and then I’d laugh cuz I said Cum eheheh