[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
I mean fuck, my femur is 2 feet long.
DB[/quote]
Nice to see this thread has degenerated into bragging about the size of our femurs.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
I mean fuck, my femur is 2 feet long.
DB[/quote]
Nice to see this thread has degenerated into bragging about the size of our femurs.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
pbody03 wrote:
malonetd wrote:
First, and I don’t remember who said it, but I will never wear shorts that go above my knees. Do you want everyone to look like the NBA in the 80’s? Long shorts are more comfortable and better looking. I will associate short shorts with homosexuality before I associate long shorts.
Second, a pink shirt is just a pink shirt. Who cares? When I was in elementary school there were kids wearing pink polos. Now 20+ years later people are doing it again. It’s cyclical and I could care less. I wouldn’t wear one, but if you like it, rock that shit.
I can’t believe how worked up some people get over another man’s wardrobe. What bothers you more: tight-ass wrangler jeans or extra loose and baggy jeans that sag?
All my shorts are above the knees, to me anything below the knee are pants.
What country are you from? No guy I know would wear “short shorts”. They call those ‘Daisy Dukes’ here. The length of the shorts now worn in the NBA are what most people wear casually. I mean, seriously, do you want an award for showing your nuts every time you sit down? Well, congrats. Have a cookie and some scissors to slit those shorts just a little higher. We can’t quite see your butt cheeks yet.[/quote]
Professor you may want to re-read my post. I said my shorts are above the knee, not nut huggers. Why would you assume that? Not like you. Cargos are above the knee are they not? I live in Ontario Canada just like it says in my avatar.

[quote]pbody03 wrote:
Professor you may want to re-read my post. I said my shorts are above the knee, not nut huggers. Why would you assume that? Not like you. Cargos are above the knee are they not?[/quote]
No, most cargo shorts come to the knee unless you are extremely tall.
[quote]pbody03 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
pbody03 wrote:
malonetd wrote:
First, and I don’t remember who said it, but I will never wear shorts that go above my knees. Do you want everyone to look like the NBA in the 80’s? Long shorts are more comfortable and better looking. I will associate short shorts with homosexuality before I associate long shorts.
Second, a pink shirt is just a pink shirt. Who cares? When I was in elementary school there were kids wearing pink polos. Now 20+ years later people are doing it again. It’s cyclical and I could care less. I wouldn’t wear one, but if you like it, rock that shit.
I can’t believe how worked up some people get over another man’s wardrobe. What bothers you more: tight-ass wrangler jeans or extra loose and baggy jeans that sag?
All my shorts are above the knees, to me anything below the knee are pants.
What country are you from? No guy I know would wear “short shorts”. They call those ‘Daisy Dukes’ here. The length of the shorts now worn in the NBA are what most people wear casually. I mean, seriously, do you want an award for showing your nuts every time you sit down? Well, congrats. Have a cookie and some scissors to slit those shorts just a little higher. We can’t quite see your butt cheeks yet.
Professor you may want to re-read my post. I said my shorts are above the knee, not nut huggers. Why would you assume that? Not like you. Cargos are above the knee are they not? I live in Onatario Canada just like is shows in my avatar and profile.[/quote]
…and now that you have added a picture of you in your shorts, there is no way I would wear any that short.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
pbody03 wrote:
Professor you may want to re-read my post. I said my shorts are above the knee, not nut huggers. Why would you assume that? Not like you. Cargos are above the knee are they not?
No, most cargo shorts come to the knee unless you are extremely tall. [/quote]
Most maybe, not all. What’s the diff, if the cargos are shorter than that they’re nut huggers?
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Most of my posts on this thread have been tongue-in-cheek to fan the flames. But to claim that social class has nothing to do with clothing styles is crazy-talk.
DB[/quote]
Social class doesn’t dictate clothing style. If I dress more urban hip-hop, I have to be from a certain economic class? It is about culture more than economy and while they may often have something to do with the other, to claim that all of any certain people dress the same based on income is ridiculous. Once again, you can walk into ANY sporting goods store and most of their shorts are to the knee or below. Most of my shorts are below the knee (including my Under Armour shorts) and I don’t fit your stereotypical income class. Basically you are saying only poor people wear basketball jerseys and shorts and all upper middle class and upper class are prancing around in super short cargo shorts.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
pbody03 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
pbody03 wrote:
malonetd wrote:
First, and I don’t remember who said it, but I will never wear shorts that go above my knees. Do you want everyone to look like the NBA in the 80’s? Long shorts are more comfortable and better looking. I will associate short shorts with homosexuality before I associate long shorts.
Second, a pink shirt is just a pink shirt. Who cares? When I was in elementary school there were kids wearing pink polos. Now 20+ years later people are doing it again. It’s cyclical and I could care less. I wouldn’t wear one, but if you like it, rock that shit.
I can’t believe how worked up some people get over another man’s wardrobe. What bothers you more: tight-ass wrangler jeans or extra loose and baggy jeans that sag?
All my shorts are above the knees, to me anything below the knee are pants.
What country are you from? No guy I know would wear “short shorts”. They call those ‘Daisy Dukes’ here. The length of the shorts now worn in the NBA are what most people wear casually. I mean, seriously, do you want an award for showing your nuts every time you sit down? Well, congrats. Have a cookie and some scissors to slit those shorts just a little higher. We can’t quite see your butt cheeks yet.
Professor you may want to re-read my post. I said my shorts are above the knee, not nut huggers. Why would you assume that? Not like you. Cargos are above the knee are they not? I live in Onatario Canada just like is shows in my avatar and profile.
…and now that you have added a picture of you in your shorts, there is no way I would wear any that short.[/quote]
That short? Guess that’s why I call them shorts. Those shorts are about 2" above my knee. The “shorts” I see that go below the knee are bout the same length as capris. I saw a guy with capris today and a guy wearing the baggy short type, both the same length, what’s the diff? May as well just trim a few inches off my pants. Too each his own, but hardly nut huggers as you ASSUMED when you jumped all over me.
[quote]pbody03 wrote:
That short? Guess that’s why I call them shorts. Those shorts are about 2" above my knee. The “shorts” I see that go below the knee are bout the same length as capris. I saw a guy with capris today and a guy wearing the baggy short type, both the same length, what’s the diff? May as well just trim a few inches off my pants. Too each his own, but hardly nut huggers as you ASSUMED when you jumped all over me.[/quote]
The only people I’ve personally seen who would wear shorts like that in public would also not be above wearing the super tight polo shirt and matching lip gloss with it. I am being honest with you when I say I associate that look with people who are either extremely metro, flat out gay, or the type to take their girlfriend’s poodles out for walks before heading to the country club. I knew kids in high school who dressed like that but they were preppy rich kids with attitude problems.
I could see you wearing a pair of penny loafers with those…with an actual penny in them. Just have someone call you “Biff” and you’re all set to go.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
pbody03 wrote:
That short? Guess that’s why I call them shorts. Those shorts are about 2" above my knee. The “shorts” I see that go below the knee are bout the same length as capris. I saw a guy with capris today and a guy wearing the baggy short type, both the same length, what’s the diff? May as well just trim a few inches off my pants. Too each his own, but hardly nut huggers as you ASSUMED when you jumped all over me.
The only people I’ve personally seen who would wear shorts like that in public would also not be above wearing the super tight polo shirt and matching lip gloss with it. I am being honest with you when I say I associate that look with people who are either extremely metro, flat out gay, or the type to take their girlfriend’s poodles out for walks before heading to the country club. I knew kids in high school who dressed like that but they were preppy rich kids with attitude problems.
I could see you wearing a pair of penny loafers with those…with an actual penny in them. Just have someone call you “Biff” and you’re all set to go.[/quote]
(edit), double post.
Shorts below the knee is teenage gangsta NBA wannabee. Add a t shirt that hangs to the mid thigh too and you are fully there…
Sorry, but there is nothing wrong or gay with a couple of inches above the knee. Too short is funny looking yes.
I prefer it that way and the reason I wear shorts is because it’s HOT! I’ll wear pants if I need pants.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
pbody03 wrote:
That short? Guess that’s why I call them shorts. Those shorts are about 2" above my knee. The “shorts” I see that go below the knee are bout the same length as capris. I saw a guy with capris today and a guy wearing the baggy short type, both the same length, what’s the diff? May as well just trim a few inches off my pants. Too each his own, but hardly nut huggers as you ASSUMED when you jumped all over me.
The only people I’ve personally seen who would wear shorts like that in public would also not be above wearing the super tight polo shirt and matching lip gloss with it. I am being honest with you when I say I associate that look with people who are either extremely metro, flat out gay, or the type to take their girlfriend’s poodles out for walks before heading to the country club. I knew kids in high school who dressed like that but they were preppy rich kids with attitude problems.
I could see you wearing a pair of penny loafers with those…with an actual penny in them. Just have someone call you “Biff” and you’re all set to go.[/quote]
HAHA, that’s funny. I don’t know what’s got you riled about this but now I’m a metro pussy whipped boy. You want to start with the name calling over whether we agree on what shorts are? I don’t get it. Well I really don’t care anyway I wear what I want. If you think that these shorts will be displaying my sac then you’re mistaken. Penny Loafers, they still make those? They’re kinda conservative to be wearing with such a racey short, no? I’ll keep my Nikes, Docs’ and steel toes’ thanks.
My idea of cargos is marginally shorter than your’s so that makes me some kinda wuss. I don’t take my fashion clues from the NBA or anyone else. I buy what I like. Not “what’s in”. If I was to wear the version you approve of I wouldn’t be metro in your opinion? I didn’t know ones’ whole persona could be judged by a slight difference in opinion of clothing. What about my hair color and eye colour? Guess you know everything there is to know about me by the shorts I choose to wear. Looks to me like you’re just looking for an excuse to start something. I’m surprised at how narrow minded and conservative your posting on this is. You’re joking right? I’ll point you back to you’re original post to me. You made a wrong assumption as you can see by the pic of my shorts. You asked where I’m from even though it clearly shows in my avatar, a mistake which you would’ve been all over someone for making. We’ll just have agree to disagree which I already said, but you keep on by name calling. I’m at a loss at what you’re trying to accomplish.
[quote]Rockscar wrote:
Shorts below the knee is teenage gangsta NBA wannabee. Add a t shirt that hangs to the mid thigh too and you are fully there…
Sorry, but there is nothing wrong or gay with a couple of inches above the knee. Too short is funny looking yes.
I prefer it that way and the reason I wear shorts is because it’s HOT! I’ll wear pants if I need pants.
[/quote]
Hey now don’t go judging those guys as gangsta wannabes. You can only judge someone by their shorts if they’re above the knee.
[quote]pbody03 wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
Shorts below the knee is teenage gangsta NBA wannabee. Add a t shirt that hangs to the mid thigh too and you are fully there…
Sorry, but there is nothing wrong or gay with a couple of inches above the knee. Too short is funny looking yes.
I prefer it that way and the reason I wear shorts is because it’s HOT! I’ll wear pants if I need pants.
Hey now don’t go judging those guys as gangsta wannabes. You can only judge someone by their shorts if they’re above the knee.[/quote]
Since when did wearing below the knee shorts make someone “straight” or “cool”?
Anyone see my lipgloss?
[quote]pbody03 wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
Shorts below the knee is teenage gangsta NBA wannabee. Add a t shirt that hangs to the mid thigh too and you are fully there…
Sorry, but there is nothing wrong or gay with a couple of inches above the knee. Too short is funny looking yes.
I prefer it that way and the reason I wear shorts is because it’s HOT! I’ll wear pants if I need pants.
Hey now don’t go judging those guys as gangsta wannabes. You can only judge someone by their shorts if they’re above the knee.[/quote]
Now you see the light. However, it isn’t just “above the knee”. That pic you posted of your legs has to be at least 3" above the knee. That’s past the danger line. You have washed those one too many times and now they are pissed and taking it out on your manhood.
[quote]Rockscar wrote:
pbody03 wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
Shorts below the knee is teenage gangsta NBA wannabee. Add a t shirt that hangs to the mid thigh too and you are fully there…
Sorry, but there is nothing wrong or gay with a couple of inches above the knee. Too short is funny looking yes.
I prefer it that way and the reason I wear shorts is because it’s HOT! I’ll wear pants if I need pants.
Hey now don’t go judging those guys as gangsta wannabes. You can only judge someone by their shorts if they’re above the knee.
Since when did wearing below the knee shorts make someone “straight” or “cool”?
Anyone see my lipgloss?
[/quote]
Since the NBA and now the professor says so. I think Rodman has your lipgloss. The fucker stole mine. Feel like I’m back in grade school.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
pbody03 wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
Shorts below the knee is teenage gangsta NBA wannabee. Add a t shirt that hangs to the mid thigh too and you are fully there…
Sorry, but there is nothing wrong or gay with a couple of inches above the knee. Too short is funny looking yes.
I prefer it that way and the reason I wear shorts is because it’s HOT! I’ll wear pants if I need pants.
Hey now don’t go judging those guys as gangsta wannabes. You can only judge someone by their shorts if they’re above the knee.
Now you see the light. However, it isn’t just “above the knee”. That pic you posted of your legs has to be at least 3" above the knee. That’s past the danger line. You have washed those one too many times and now they are pissed and taking it out on your manhood.[/quote]
Ok now I’m getting worried that’s twice you’ve mentioned my manhood. Feeling threatened?
[quote]Rockscar wrote:
pbody03 wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
Shorts below the knee is teenage gangsta NBA wannabee. Add a t shirt that hangs to the mid thigh too and you are fully there…
Sorry, but there is nothing wrong or gay with a couple of inches above the knee. Too short is funny looking yes.
I prefer it that way and the reason I wear shorts is because it’s HOT! I’ll wear pants if I need pants.
Hey now don’t go judging those guys as gangsta wannabes. You can only judge someone by their shorts if they’re above the knee.
Since when did wearing below the knee shorts make someone “straight” or “cool”?
Anyone see my lipgloss?
[/quote]
Clothes can’t make anyone cool. That isn’t even what we’re discussing. Are you guys working out in cargo shorts? I buy my clothes for function and most clothes associated with any types of sport or activity have a certain look to them. I already mentioned Underarmour. I wear those more than anything. If most athletic shorts are made to the klnee or below, how is it associated with “gangsta wannabes”? How disassociated are you?
[quote]pbody03 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
pbody03 wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
Shorts below the knee is teenage gangsta NBA wannabee. Add a t shirt that hangs to the mid thigh too and you are fully there…
Sorry, but there is nothing wrong or gay with a couple of inches above the knee. Too short is funny looking yes.
I prefer it that way and the reason I wear shorts is because it’s HOT! I’ll wear pants if I need pants.
Hey now don’t go judging those guys as gangsta wannabes. You can only judge someone by their shorts if they’re above the knee.
Now you see the light. However, it isn’t just “above the knee”. That pic you posted of your legs has to be at least 3" above the knee. That’s past the danger line. You have washed those one too many times and now they are pissed and taking it out on your manhood.
Ok now I’m getting worried that’s twice you’ve mentioned my manhood. Feeling threatened?[/quote]
With those legs?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
If most athletic shorts are made to the klnee or below, how is it associated with “gangsta wannabes”? How disassociated are you?[/quote]
If you are talking about training attire, then yes mine pretty much hit the knee. They are the standard b-ball looking things and it took me a while to get used to it.
Out in life, yes the cargos look a lot better…to me.
The disassociation comment I do not understand. Maybe it’s because I see 14-20 year old overly-gifted-by-daddy-money types wearing these long shorts with longer shirts with their hats sideways, pushing their ear down and trying to look tough. They look like skinny hangars.
Looks so lame, that I associate it with them.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
pbody03 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
pbody03 wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
Shorts below the knee is teenage gangsta NBA wannabee. Add a t shirt that hangs to the mid thigh too and you are fully there…
Sorry, but there is nothing wrong or gay with a couple of inches above the knee. Too short is funny looking yes.
I prefer it that way and the reason I wear shorts is because it’s HOT! I’ll wear pants if I need pants.
Hey now don’t go judging those guys as gangsta wannabes. You can only judge someone by their shorts if they’re above the knee.
Now you see the light. However, it isn’t just “above the knee”. That pic you posted of your legs has to be at least 3" above the knee. That’s past the danger line. You have washed those one too many times and now they are pissed and taking it out on your manhood.
Ok now I’m getting worried that’s twice you’ve mentioned my manhood. Feeling threatened?
With those legs?
[/quote]
It wasn’t my legs you were talking about you were talking about, was it? More immature insults. I’m calling bullshit on all your replies to me. I noticed you haven’t reponded to what I said earlier with regards to your first post. I guess you don’t like to admit mistakes. Fuck if you were a newbie you’d be called a troll by all the crap you’ve slung at me for my choice of shorts. 2 inches iffy, 3 inches, danger zone.
You jumped all over me for this, please. You must be some bored.