The death of K.G. Whopper

whopper, sweetheart, babydoll, my t-man has never, not once, failed to satisfy me. he is beyond outstanding. i’m sure both of you are exceptional men, legends in your own minds. undoubtedly, if i chose to take you up on your offers i would have a great time, probably a superb time, actually…but any ‘hidden fantsies’ i have can be taken care of by my ‘almond joy’ smooches