The Bud Light Thread

I’m sure kids who are fed this stuff by Progressive women(and the looks that go along with that) will eventually regain their sex drives. Don’t worry about that. It’ll be traumatic and probably make them never want to have sex for awhile, but the terrible memories will likely go away one day.

The president of the second largest teacher’s union is a lesbian with no kids, unless you count her wife’s kid.

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Wait … scissoring is real?

I thought that was a myth/porn thing… mind = blown :boom:

What age demographic are these books aimed towards? If it’s young adults (16-18) I don’t see the issue.

“Alternatively the penis owner could reach orgasm first”

You mean the MAN… jesus… what the fuck is wrong with some people nowadays. The MAN has a PENIS and the woman has a VAGINA!

Man = penis
Woman = vagina
Man = paginis
Woman = vagpenis

Wait… I got confused…

Admittedly when I was young (around 13) I had a book that went over puberty, talked about masturbation and reproduction… and had diagrams of genitalia… but NOTHING like this lol.

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Gemma the nose freak knows all about anal and getting wrong holed.

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This specific one is 14+, but the author recommends as young as 8. The books existing is whatever to me, but I don’t think they should be in schools.

Ya, and this is part of the reason I’m against books like these in schools. They’re written to confuse kids into believing they’re just a collection of changeable parts.

I remember our first health class was 6th grade. what’s that 12, we certainly didn’t cover anal… I remember freshmen year health class in HS and again no one armed scissoring.

I know every generation has moments where they’re like what the fuck are you kids doing, but this shit is just wild.

I am confused about the arm myself.

Also, topless women, but scissoring in underwear?

:man_shrugging: Gotta check as many diversity points as possible to maximize your equity score.

“Not everything has to make sense. This is about love.”

In schools two counties aways from us. Drivel.

“I think like a boy….” Because suddenly trans people have the ability to read minds. They think liking what boys like must mean they’re a boy. Yeah, wait until the real boys hit puberty and see if you still feel that way. I can’t believe this dumb shit has gone as far as it has.

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OMG, I hadn’t even noticed the missing arm. LOL and WTF? I also don’t know, depending on the other arm, which is not visible - so does she have any? - where the friction comes from.

Does the anal girl have freckles, pimples, or chicken pox?

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Agreed. Outside of biology touching on reproduction and the science behind it, I never understood sexuality itself being taught in schools. We had the big sex talk in 5th grade, and some creepy guy would basically tell us for an hour that our penis would start to grow and get hairy soon, then discussed masturbation, gave a high level over view of intercourse and we went to a very awkward recess at the end.

I’ve always viewed schools as STEM academies, maybe some arts. You teach my kid algebra, I’ll handle life stuff.

But, speaking of life stuff, the information in these books isn’t new to kids, not even at a surprising age. Not suggesting schools should endorse in any way, but they see much worse online.

I remember before the aforementioned sex talk, my buddies and I thought men peed in women to make them pregnant. Had no idea that was a fetish on its own, but kids at a corresponding age do now. My wife is in education and says that basically if it’s on the internet, kids are aware. And the more taboo, the more curious they are. It’s funny to them to see an anal gangbang ending in cum farts in a glass to be consumed by the anally gangbanged actress vs a simple and innocent “getting racked in the balls” in yesteryears.

Again, not endorsing school endorsed trannies reading books at all, but a dude in a dress reading ‘one fish, two fish’ is likely very low on the provocative scale big picture. It’s the world we live in. Teach your kids right and wrong at home and not to worry about what others are doing. To live their own lives through their own values. Show them the hurdles along the way so they know when to jump and let them run.

I didn’t either until you pointed that out. :rofl:

That just got super niche. Like “polynesian stump lesbian thot scissoring bbw” niche.

Even googles says “sorry buddy, you’re on your own with that”.

Gov DeSantis now says he’ll sue Bud Light because their drop in stock price is messing up Florida’s Pension Fund, which contained over $50 million in AB shares.

I think that’s just political posturing, but he’s definitely wrong and has no legal leg to stand on.

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The adds were released the week after a trans shot up a Christian kids school.
Also while your at it, look up the degenerate perverts from the Weimar republic, then look at who followed up after that. Not saying that will be the case here, but as a country we are trending into the shitter for so many reasons.

Studies have shown the greatest influence on kids is their peers.

Studies have also shown that snippet sniping is gayer than bud light.

He’s setting up a derivative lawsuit, which does have legal precedent. The challenge will be to show that Bud Light putting Dylan Mulvaney on a can was mismanagement.

There likely is some legal posturing as well. I would imagine he wants to set a precedent that wokeism doesn’t trump generally sound business practices.

So? I thought you weren’t bothered by gays?

Yeah, that’s what it is. Politicians only care about votes and polls. The fact you have to imagine this motive means it’s make believe.

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