The Birth of a Champion

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Hey kids, I have hereby decided to dedicate my life to someday place my hands around my very own sandow! I am merely 19 yrs. old, and believe that i have the potential to be the greatest in the world. I plan on becomeing an IFBB pro in the 2010 NPC Jr. Nationals. Before anyone asks the ice breaking question, I will come right out and say that i am NOT natural. On monday I’m going to start the following cycle…

omna 1-2 amp per day
testoviron 1 amp per day
nanrolone decanoate 600-1200mgmg a week
equipose 600-1200mg a week
dianabol - about 10-20 tablets a day = 50-100mg a day (anadrol when changing diet to lower calories)
hgh 15-25units a day
insulin - forget about it you wont believe me, I’m a crazy bastard
primobolan- 1200mg a week only on calorie restricted diet
halotestin at 30-40mg a day legit halo!
trenbolone 100-150mg a day

…I know that if that won’t turn me into a musclegod, than nothing will.

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here is more

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and more…

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here’s another…

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one more

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wow…

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Go get 'em tiger.

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Incredible. Whats your training like?
And its obvious you’re not natural, judging by how vacant your thong looks. Keep it up.

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Its never been a night of drinking until you do something you’ll regret in the morning…

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Ha ha ha!

Great stuff! Gave you a ten for making me laugh uncontrollably.

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made my day

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Im deleting my browsing history in case the FBI or somebody thinks I was looking for child porn.

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lmao

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“Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder, but nobody wanna wear no skimpy-ass thongs!”

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Heh, this reminds me of a documentary. In “Greg Valentino: The Man Whos Arms Exploded” it shows this one British kid that has dedicated himself to bodybuilding and wants to be the best bodybuilder, but I was struggling to figure out if he actually trained or not since his physique looked average. His heart was completely into bodybuilding however.

It’s a good documentary, though some people won’t like the anti-steroid message.

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Valetino is full of shit.

If you think his arms are from purely AAS use, you are uninformed.

The spin they point on it makes a better story though.

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omna 1-2 amp per day
testoviron 1 amp per day
nanrolone decanoate 600-1200mgmg a week
equipose 600-1200mg a week
dianabol - about 10-20 tablets a day = 50-100mg a day (anadrol when changing diet to lower calories)
hgh 15-25units a day
insulin - forget about it you wont believe me, I’m a crazy bastard
primobolan- 1200mg a week only on calorie restricted diet
halotestin at 30-40mg a day legit halo!
trenbolone 100-150mg a day

Please inject all of this directly into an artery right now, it’s the least you deserve for burning that image of your ass into my mind.

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Jesus Christ, this boy should be banned.

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10, fuck yea!

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That just made my day. Wholy entertaining.