The Beast Awakens

[quote]zraw wrote:
gave you a 10… never saw a turtle this hyyyyuge[/quote]

seriously ROTFL.

Impressive neck OP. Even if it is scary as fuck

Greatest thread ever.

can someone photoshop a turtle body on the OP?

How would you guys feel if i came to ur Rate my Physique thread and just started bullshitting on random matters. Stay on topic or STFU (sorry my patience is at END)

Oh shit, he’s angry.

[quote]Seinix wrote:
I’m going to try to be civilized:

I’ll start off with a reply pertaining specifically to Rating Your Physique. Your physique is average among men who don’t weight lift (at your age), maybe only slightly better. Considering you have been training for two years, however, it really isn’t that good. I don’t think I would give you a one, maybe a two.

You would benefit a lot by eating more, being more consistent with your training (if you already aren’t), and getting enough sleep. Try and keep all the variables constant regarding your daily life. Sleep, diet, etc. should be important. Also, I would recommend switching your lifting routine once your gains plateaued. I really don’t understand how you have been getting stronger and bigger for the past two years because you still look like a stick. But, maybe you started out VERY small so I give you props for getting this far.


This next bit will be regarding your strength:

Okay buddy, you REALLY need to start hitting your lower body a lot harder. The reason why people are giving you “bullshit” remarks about squatting more often is because your deadlift and squat are very very low compared to your bench press.

Even your overall strength is not spectacular. I was out-deadlifting you, benching slightly less than you, and out-squatting you when I was in 9th grade in highschool, with 6 months of serious training under my belt (and I was touching my a$$ to the floor on the squats!)

Squatting more often is actually good advice. A good program that I was on in 9th grade was Bill Starr’s 5x5. It had me squatting 3 times/week, and my squat gains exploded on it. Your legs will adapt to this frequent training because they are designed that way. They are way more tolerant to frequency than the upper body. Think about it: you walk all the time during the day, everyday, so your legs are constantly in motion. But, you don’t get sore from just walking now do you?

So, really start focusing on the lower body a lot more. Although squatting and deadlifting are not as glamorous as the bench press, they will contribute the most to your size and strength gains.


Alrighty then, this next bit will pertain to your attitude:

Now, keep in mind I don’t mind to sound too patronizing here, but you did ask for advice, you seem to be getting flamed, and you it seems like you think everyone on this forum is stupid.

The members on this forum are incredibly intelligent and much sharper than you think. Like others have said, we have engineers, doctors, men in the armed forces, scientists, etc. among the masses. Although they may seem to come off as a little bit harsh, whether you like it or not, you would do well to bite back your tongue and take the advice. True, some members did nothing but say LOOOOOL or similar. But ignore those posts, after all, your in this for yourself and nobody else.

Also, PLEASE don’t act superior/cocky/patronizing to everyone else. You posted earlier that you are smarter than everyone else. Does this pertain to your physique? By posting something like that, you are equating yourself to the jerk who brags about how he is bigger than everyone else. So in a way, YOU’RE the real meathead.

Also, you posted earlier that you dont want to “insult people” and you “wont stoop to their level”, etc. But sir, I quote:

"I think i mentioned that i dont bother including ’ when typing. Funny seeing you trying to pick on most miniscule details :slight_smile: GJ grab a cookie.

But isnt it your bedtime soon ?! its almost 10pm!! hurry up to bed before your mommy finds out youve been surfing the intrawebz past your bedtime :("

and

"I’m not gonna fall to your level and just throw insults on an internet forum, lol. I have better things to do. You have fun tho.

PS. if its one of the few things in life that gives you satisfaction - please continue so… All of us are human and we have the need to express ourselves in one way or another - I wont deprive you of yours :)"

Though you may be slightly more subtle than other members posting in this thread, you honestly think that isn’t insulting? You honestly think that isn’t annoying? You honestly think you aren’t stooping to the level of others? Well if you do, you’re wrong.


Fact of the matter, kiddo, is that until you learn to accept criticism properly, you aren’t getting anywhere. Even if someone posts something insulting, you IGNORE it so as not to ruin your thread. It doesn’t matter whose fault it is, your thread is still ruined and everyone thinks your an asshole. How are you supposed to get help in THAT situation?

Please think about what I wrote, seriously, and post back with a better attitude.

Thanks,
Seinix[/quote]

I accept the critism as long its some other then “lol u suck” or equivalent

[quote]Drivethruhero wrote:
How would you guys feel if i came to ur Rate my Physique thread and just started bullshitting on random matters. Stay on topic or STFU (sorry my patience is at END)[/quote]

http://www.T-Nation.com/tmagnum/readTopic.do?id=2248148

doooooo it !!!

but seriously, work traps a lot… it will make your neck look a bit shorter…

You should actually walk around in a shrug position with your shoulder raised… this way your neck might look as if it was “entering” your body… kind of like a turtle actually lol…

But bleh, at least you train, better than playing yoga on the wii

[quote]Drivethruhero wrote:
Seinix wrote:
I’m going to try to be civilized:

I’ll start off with a reply pertaining specifically to Rating Your Physique. Your physique is average among men who don’t weight lift (at your age), maybe only slightly better. Considering you have been training for two years, however, it really isn’t that good. I don’t think I would give you a one, maybe a two.

You would benefit a lot by eating more, being more consistent with your training (if you already aren’t), and getting enough sleep. Try and keep all the variables constant regarding your daily life. Sleep, diet, etc. should be important. Also, I would recommend switching your lifting routine once your gains plateaued. I really don’t understand how you have been getting stronger and bigger for the past two years because you still look like a stick. But, maybe you started out VERY small so I give you props for getting this far.


This next bit will be regarding your strength:

Okay buddy, you REALLY need to start hitting your lower body a lot harder. The reason why people are giving you “bullshit” remarks about squatting more often is because your deadlift and squat are very very low compared to your bench press.

Even your overall strength is not spectacular. I was out-deadlifting you, benching slightly less than you, and out-squatting you when I was in 9th grade in highschool, with 6 months of serious training under my belt (and I was touching my a$$ to the floor on the squats!)

Squatting more often is actually good advice. A good program that I was on in 9th grade was Bill Starr’s 5x5. It had me squatting 3 times/week, and my squat gains exploded on it. Your legs will adapt to this frequent training because they are designed that way. They are way more tolerant to frequency than the upper body. Think about it: you walk all the time during the day, everyday, so your legs are constantly in motion. But, you don’t get sore from just walking now do you?

So, really start focusing on the lower body a lot more. Although squatting and deadlifting are not as glamorous as the bench press, they will contribute the most to your size and strength gains.


Alrighty then, this next bit will pertain to your attitude:

Now, keep in mind I don’t mind to sound too patronizing here, but you did ask for advice, you seem to be getting flamed, and you it seems like you think everyone on this forum is stupid.

The members on this forum are incredibly intelligent and much sharper than you think. Like others have said, we have engineers, doctors, men in the armed forces, scientists, etc. among the masses. Although they may seem to come off as a little bit harsh, whether you like it or not, you would do well to bite back your tongue and take the advice. True, some members did nothing but say LOOOOOL or similar. But ignore those posts, after all, your in this for yourself and nobody else.

Also, PLEASE don’t act superior/cocky/patronizing to everyone else. You posted earlier that you are smarter than everyone else. Does this pertain to your physique? By posting something like that, you are equating yourself to the jerk who brags about how he is bigger than everyone else. So in a way, YOU’RE the real meathead.

Also, you posted earlier that you dont want to “insult people” and you “wont stoop to their level”, etc. But sir, I quote:

"I think i mentioned that i dont bother including ’ when typing. Funny seeing you trying to pick on most miniscule details :slight_smile: GJ grab a cookie.

But isnt it your bedtime soon ?! its almost 10pm!! hurry up to bed before your mommy finds out youve been surfing the intrawebz past your bedtime :("

and

"I’m not gonna fall to your level and just throw insults on an internet forum, lol. I have better things to do. You have fun tho.

PS. if its one of the few things in life that gives you satisfaction - please continue so… All of us are human and we have the need to express ourselves in one way or another - I wont deprive you of yours :)"

Though you may be slightly more subtle than other members posting in this thread, you honestly think that isn’t insulting? You honestly think that isn’t annoying? You honestly think you aren’t stooping to the level of others? Well if you do, you’re wrong.


Fact of the matter, kiddo, is that until you learn to accept criticism properly, you aren’t getting anywhere. Even if someone posts something insulting, you IGNORE it so as not to ruin your thread. It doesn’t matter whose fault it is, your thread is still ruined and everyone thinks your an asshole. How are you supposed to get help in THAT situation?

Please think about what I wrote, seriously, and post back with a better attitude.

Thanks,
Seinix

I accept the critism as long its some other then “lol u suck” or equivalent
[/quote]

Good. Now let’s here what changes you are planning to make to your current lifestyle in order to make better physical progress.

[quote]Drivethruhero wrote:
How would you guys feel if i came to ur Rate my Physique thread and just started bullshitting on random matters. Stay on topic or STFU (sorry my patience is at END)[/quote]

How do you think others feel when you go in on threads and start posting shit?

[quote]Seinix wrote:
I’m going to try to be civilized:

I’ll start off with a reply pertaining specifically to Rating Your Physique. Your physique is average among men who don’t weight lift (at your age), maybe only slightly better. Considering you have been training for two years, however, it really isn’t that good. I don’t think I would give you a one, maybe a two.

You would benefit a lot by eating more, being more consistent with your training (if you already aren’t), and getting enough sleep. Try and keep all the variables constant regarding your daily life. Sleep, diet, etc. should be important. Also, I would recommend switching your lifting routine once your gains plateaued. I really don’t understand how you have been getting stronger and bigger for the past two years because you still look like a stick. But, maybe you started out VERY small so I give you props for getting this far.


This next bit will be regarding your strength:

Okay buddy, you REALLY need to start hitting your lower body a lot harder. The reason why people are giving you “bullshit” remarks about squatting more often is because your deadlift and squat are very very low compared to your bench press.

Even your overall strength is not spectacular. I was out-deadlifting you, benching slightly less than you, and out-squatting you when I was in 9th grade in highschool, with 6 months of serious training under my belt (and I was touching my a$$ to the floor on the squats!)

Squatting more often is actually good advice. A good program that I was on in 9th grade was Bill Starr’s 5x5. It had me squatting 3 times/week, and my squat gains exploded on it. Your legs will adapt to this frequent training because they are designed that way. They are way more tolerant to frequency than the upper body. Think about it: you walk all the time during the day, everyday, so your legs are constantly in motion. But, you don’t get sore from just walking now do you?

So, really start focusing on the lower body a lot more. Although squatting and deadlifting are not as glamorous as the bench press, they will contribute the most to your size and strength gains.


Alrighty then, this next bit will pertain to your attitude:

Now, keep in mind I don’t mind to sound too patronizing here, but you did ask for advice, you seem to be getting flamed, and you it seems like you think everyone on this forum is stupid.

The members on this forum are incredibly intelligent and much sharper than you think. Like others have said, we have engineers, doctors, men in the armed forces, scientists, etc. among the masses. Although they may seem to come off as a little bit harsh, whether you like it or not, you would do well to bite back your tongue and take the advice. True, some members did nothing but say LOOOOOL or similar. But ignore those posts, after all, your in this for yourself and nobody else.

Also, PLEASE don’t act superior/cocky/patronizing to everyone else. You posted earlier that you are smarter than everyone else. Does this pertain to your physique? By posting something like that, you are equating yourself to the jerk who brags about how he is bigger than everyone else. So in a way, YOU’RE the real meathead.

Also, you posted earlier that you dont want to “insult people” and you “wont stoop to their level”, etc. But sir, I quote:

"I think i mentioned that i dont bother including ’ when typing. Funny seeing you trying to pick on most miniscule details :slight_smile: GJ grab a cookie.

But isnt it your bedtime soon ?! its almost 10pm!! hurry up to bed before your mommy finds out youve been surfing the intrawebz past your bedtime :("

and

"I’m not gonna fall to your level and just throw insults on an internet forum, lol. I have better things to do. You have fun tho.

PS. if its one of the few things in life that gives you satisfaction - please continue so… All of us are human and we have the need to express ourselves in one way or another - I wont deprive you of yours :)"

Though you may be slightly more subtle than other members posting in this thread, you honestly think that isn’t insulting? You honestly think that isn’t annoying? You honestly think you aren’t stooping to the level of others? Well if you do, you’re wrong.


Fact of the matter, kiddo, is that until you learn to accept criticism properly, you aren’t getting anywhere. Even if someone posts something insulting, you IGNORE it so as not to ruin your thread. It doesn’t matter whose fault it is, your thread is still ruined and everyone thinks your an asshole. How are you supposed to get help in THAT situation?

Please think about what I wrote, seriously, and post back with a better attitude.

Thanks,
Seinix[/quote]

Dude, that was a long post. I can’t see how it was quite worth the effort. If he is a troll, you definitely wasted your time. If he isn’t a troll, you still wasted your time because he is a first-class fucktard with a cocky-attitude.

[quote]Eddie_would_tow wrote:
Dude, that as a long post. I can’t see how it was quite worth the effort. If he is a troll, you definitely wasted your time. If he isn’t a troll, you still wasted your time because he is a first-class fucktard with a cocky-attitude. [/quote]

x2

dog your people need you


Work those traps!

[quote]Eddie_would_tow wrote:
Seinix wrote:
I’m going to try to be civilized:

I’ll start off with a reply pertaining specifically to Rating Your Physique. Your physique is average among men who don’t weight lift (at your age), maybe only slightly better. Considering you have been training for two years, however, it really isn’t that good. I don’t think I would give you a one, maybe a two.

You would benefit a lot by eating more, being more consistent with your training (if you already aren’t), and getting enough sleep. Try and keep all the variables constant regarding your daily life. Sleep, diet, etc. should be important. Also, I would recommend switching your lifting routine once your gains plateaued. I really don’t understand how you have been getting stronger and bigger for the past two years because you still look like a stick. But, maybe you started out VERY small so I give you props for getting this far.


This next bit will be regarding your strength:

Okay buddy, you REALLY need to start hitting your lower body a lot harder. The reason why people are giving you “bullshit” remarks about squatting more often is because your deadlift and squat are very very low compared to your bench press.

Even your overall strength is not spectacular. I was out-deadlifting you, benching slightly less than you, and out-squatting you when I was in 9th grade in highschool, with 6 months of serious training under my belt (and I was touching my a$$ to the floor on the squats!)

Squatting more often is actually good advice. A good program that I was on in 9th grade was Bill Starr’s 5x5. It had me squatting 3 times/week, and my squat gains exploded on it. Your legs will adapt to this frequent training because they are designed that way. They are way more tolerant to frequency than the upper body. Think about it: you walk all the time during the day, everyday, so your legs are constantly in motion. But, you don’t get sore from just walking now do you?

So, really start focusing on the lower body a lot more. Although squatting and deadlifting are not as glamorous as the bench press, they will contribute the most to your size and strength gains.


Alrighty then, this next bit will pertain to your attitude:

Now, keep in mind I don’t mind to sound too patronizing here, but you did ask for advice, you seem to be getting flamed, and you it seems like you think everyone on this forum is stupid.

The members on this forum are incredibly intelligent and much sharper than you think. Like others have said, we have engineers, doctors, men in the armed forces, scientists, etc. among the masses. Although they may seem to come off as a little bit harsh, whether you like it or not, you would do well to bite back your tongue and take the advice. True, some members did nothing but say LOOOOOL or similar. But ignore those posts, after all, your in this for yourself and nobody else.

Also, PLEASE don’t act superior/cocky/patronizing to everyone else. You posted earlier that you are smarter than everyone else. Does this pertain to your physique? By posting something like that, you are equating yourself to the jerk who brags about how he is bigger than everyone else. So in a way, YOU’RE the real meathead.

Also, you posted earlier that you dont want to “insult people” and you “wont stoop to their level”, etc. But sir, I quote:

"I think i mentioned that i dont bother including ’ when typing. Funny seeing you trying to pick on most miniscule details :slight_smile: GJ grab a cookie.

But isnt it your bedtime soon ?! its almost 10pm!! hurry up to bed before your mommy finds out youve been surfing the intrawebz past your bedtime :("

and

"I’m not gonna fall to your level and just throw insults on an internet forum, lol. I have better things to do. You have fun tho.

PS. if its one of the few things in life that gives you satisfaction - please continue so… All of us are human and we have the need to express ourselves in one way or another - I wont deprive you of yours :)"

Though you may be slightly more subtle than other members posting in this thread, you honestly think that isn’t insulting? You honestly think that isn’t annoying? You honestly think you aren’t stooping to the level of others? Well if you do, you’re wrong.


Fact of the matter, kiddo, is that until you learn to accept criticism properly, you aren’t getting anywhere. Even if someone posts something insulting, you IGNORE it so as not to ruin your thread. It doesn’t matter whose fault it is, your thread is still ruined and everyone thinks your an asshole. How are you supposed to get help in THAT situation?

Please think about what I wrote, seriously, and post back with a better attitude.

Thanks,
Seinix

Dude, that was a long post. I can’t see how it was quite worth the effort. If he is a troll, you definitely wasted your time. If he isn’t a troll, you still wasted your time because he is a first-class fucktard with a cocky-attitude. [/quote]

Honestly, I was pissed enough by reading this thread that I was almost compelled to make a post like that. He really needs nothing else but that post.

[quote]zraw wrote:
gave you a 10… never saw a turtle this hyyyyuge[/quote]

I’ve seen four turtles bigger than him.

[quote]Eddie_would_tow wrote:
zraw wrote:
gave you a 10… never saw a turtle this hyyyyuge

I’ve seen four turtles bigger than him.[/quote]

purple one must be from same family… he’s holding a pencil… probably took a break from calc4 to pose a little

[quote]zraw wrote:
Eddie_would_tow wrote:
zraw wrote:
gave you a 10… never saw a turtle this hyyyyuge

I’ve seen four turtles bigger than him.

purple one must be from same family… he’s holding a pencil… probably took a break from calc4 to pose a little[/quote]

LOL!

I just skipped to the end here. OP if after 2 years of lifting weight and those are you 1RMs then you have not been doing a GD thing. The whole…“Waawaawaa… I dont have the time…waawaawaa” excuse is a sorry one. The only ppl in college that should complain about not having time are the 2-3 sport valedictorians and you sir are not one.

They say Tony Little’s Gazelle doesn’t work, this “man” is PROOF it does!

[quote]Iron-Head10 wrote:
youngguns35 wrote:
compared to others??? what others? You mean the other people who get flamed for posting thier pictures? Maybe you need to learn from them. What is wrong with kids these days? Is it so important for you to have your ego stroked that you’ll post your skinny assed pictures on a body building site??? The site is called T-Nation. The T stands for testosterone, you know like the stuff needed to build muscle? Which you have very little. When you can bench 300 and squat 420 and deadlift 500 lbs or so then post pics. Maybe you’ll know what having “real” muscle is all about by then. 225 lb dead for 1 rm??? a little girl could do that. You’re 19 years old, your test is the highest it’ll ever be. Fucken eat and make use of it. A 4.5 WTF??? That was a joke right?

I have seen 116 lb. female lifters bench press more than this kid can deadlift for a 1RM.[/quote]

My wife deadlifts more and she’s been lifting for half the time.