and getting better with social skills is all about practice. seriously, when i do it to the best of my ability for a week or two i feel like im getting better, but i slowly go downhill after i dont practice it for awhile. its just like anything in life, you gotta practice till you get better but if you dont you slowly get worse.
btw that was all after d.j. brought his sleeping bag to my apartment and told me he was sleeping at my place tonight.
i feel bad though cause he does try and help me with girls. but i keep think about what the Alpha Male would do, and what i think what he would do is tell d.j. he was wrong and not care if he gets help from anyone but himself. even if his friend could hook him up with carmen electra, morals, i believe, are more important that hooking up with even the hottest girl in the world. there are exceptions yes, but again, there is no way to justify this shit. im still fucking steaming even after an hour. steven tyler is ugly as fuck
So this is a training log?
yes and no. we all kinda havent been working out much so it turned into a discussion forum about women. when someone works out though, they will post the information.
[quote]Devilhunter187 wrote:
yes and no. we all kinda havent been working out much so it turned into a discussion forum about women. when someone works out though, they will post the information.[/quote]
You guys should move the discussion to the SAMA forum then…and just so you know, I would maybe avoid posting things about how you were tearing up because your bro chose going home with a chick over drinking with a bunch of dudes in a public place.
05-03-2008
After being the weight bitch for the big boys at the new gym, I had a bonfire to attend to last night.
I first had to call my booze connection to get a 30 rack of shitty beer for the party. I figured if I’m going to pull, alcohol was going to be needed to pull the task of trying to get multiple hook ups at the same party. I had to wait for about 30 min. I drove up to near the liqour store to where I was going to meet my guy, and when I was about a few yards away, I see my guy get arrested. Later I found out he has coke on him, and was pulled over for not having his lights on…dumbass.
So I said “Fuck it” and drove down to the town that it was at, which is about 20-30min south of me. When I got there, I realize the prospects of underage poon was huge. I was a happy camper. The bad news was that there was no booze other than shitty smirnoff, and there’s no way I’m going to drink girly vodka. So I basically had to christen my new German Drinking Boot with diet pepsi…I don’t wanna talk about it.
So I start trying some of Mystery’s material on girls, and began negging and talking to girls. It goes well, I have a couple of girls wanting to talk to me, but my two ex’s pretty much had to ruin it for me. One of them we’ll call her “Worst Prom Date Ever” tried telling these girls that I’m a no good womanizing asshole, I don’t blame her 'cuz I am, but they soon left, and I was left with my usual hook up with “I’m Catholic but I suck dick like a pro” chick. Not bad since I left like 20 min later and met up with her in a parking lot, and got busy in the back seat of my car: Totally High School I know, but better than nothing.
We were going at it for I’d say about an hour, she had to go home since she had a midnight curfew, and she basically finished me off with her mouth. As soon as I dropped her off to her car, I get a phone call from another one of my lady friends. Apparently her car got “hit and run” and the accident left half her car in scratches and her left mirror was broken in a town near Boston, and was scared shitless.
She didn’t want to go home because she didn’t want to explain this to her parents. She didn’t want to sleep over her friend’s house either because apparently she was being annoying. I told her she can stay the night at my place, and it was no problem at all. I was being genuinely nice and wasn’t thinking about pussy since I just came 10 min prior. I met her up near my house and I lead her to my place.
It was about 1 am when we came to my house and since I had tivo, we were watching the Daily Show. We were talking about what happened earlier and I tried to calm her down because she was seriously stressed out and was afraid of her parents yelling at her. I told her it was no big deal and it wasn’t her fault, which it really wasn’t. She takes her sweater off and was wearing a tubtop, and I was instantly aroused. I basically pounced on her started making out. After 15 min of that, I smoothly persuaded her to go down on me. Instantsuccess.
So to recap, I had sex in the back seat of my car from one, and got head about an hour afterwards from a another one. No booze necessary. Probably the funniest part was the fact that went raw on the first girl and the second got the taste in her mouth, but she didn’t know.
[quote]Stronghold wrote:
Devilhunter187 wrote:
yes and no. we all kinda havent been working out much so it turned into a discussion forum about women. when someone works out though, they will post the information.
You guys should move the discussion to the SAMA forum then…and just so you know, I would maybe avoid posting things about how you were tearing up because your bro chose going home with a chick over drinking with a bunch of dudes in a public place.[/quote]
Please save the pointless critical side comments for other forums. He has a point, bros before hoes is extremely important. If you don’t believe in it, then your placing the pussy on a pedestal and should go beat off into a sock in the basement of your mom’s house.
P.S. Drisk is more important than your unborn son.
That aside, is there any way we can make this private Perry? I thought it was until random people started posting on it lol.
What the fuck is drisk?
[quote]Stronghold wrote:
Devilhunter187 wrote:
yes and no. we all kinda havent been working out much so it turned into a discussion forum about women. when someone works out though, they will post the information.
You guys should move the discussion to the SAMA forum then…and just so you know, I would maybe avoid posting things about how you were tearing up because your bro chose going home with a chick over drinking with a bunch of dudes in a public place.[/quote]
tearing up as in mad. we werent in a public place. he didnt go home with a girl from the public place that we were never in. there wasnt a bunch of dudes, just close friends. we were play drisk for atleast 2 hours before he left in the middle of it. you couldnt have gotten it anymore wrong.
“so basically during the ten minutes of silence, i was thinking of the funniest way of kicking her out of the apartment while making a scene for dragans birthday. i was thinking what would get the biggest laugh out of dragan.” I really wish you did kick her out randomly. I can just picture you jumping up after 10 minutes of cuddling and yelling “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? GET OFF ME”.
Something that simple would have been epic. It’s funny cuz this is a demonstration of bros before hos because you were willing to pass up possible sex just to give Dragan a laugh. I don’t think D.J would ever do that. But then again I think D.J. is a sex addict. Plus I think he actually does like that girl (I’m assuming it’s the one he met while I was up in SC). Whatever, I love him for his good qualities AND his shortcomings (or shall I say short-cummings).
lolwut
[quote]46and2AheadofMe wrote:
Please save the pointless critical side comments for other forums. He has a point, bros before hoes is extremely important. If you don’t believe in it, then your placing the pussy on a pedestal and should go beat off into a sock in the basement of your mom’s house.
P.S. Drisk is more important than your unborn son.[/quote]
This is a public forum and its funny that you guys are posting your insecurities and whining about shit here in a place where the public can read it.
How the hell did you think this was private? Thats the second dumbest thing Iv ever heard. Second only to “Id rather hang out with dudes than get laid”. A good friend would have no problem with his buddy getting some effortless poon. A jealous friend who wasnt getting any would be pissed at him for not staying to drink with other dudes.
Drisk is only more important than anything if you’re a child and alcohol is some sort of cool thing. Especially if you were only playing it with other dudes. This might be the problem you are having with getting laid. There have to be girls at the party in order for you to pick them up…or did you not invite any for a reason?
Speaking of beating off in a sock, that sounds more like something you guys should be doing. Im the one in a committed relationship with a badass chick who shares my interests and you guys are the ones whining about how your friends want to hang out with girls instead of at your sausage fest.
[quote]Stronghold wrote:
Speaking of beating off in a sock, that sounds more like something you guys should be doing. Im the one in a committed relationship with a badass chick who shares my interests and you guys are the ones whining about how your friends want to hang out with girls instead of at your sausage fest.[/quote]
That’s because you don’t put the pussy on a pedestal.
So wait…
It seems like you guys are putting the penis on the pedestal.
I thought I’d just let you know.
[quote]Stronghold wrote:
46and2AheadofMe wrote:
Please save the pointless critical side comments for other forums. He has a point, bros before hoes is extremely important. If you don’t believe in it, then your placing the pussy on a pedestal and should go beat off into a sock in the basement of your mom’s house.
P.S. Drisk is more important than your unborn son.
This is a public forum and its funny that you guys are posting your insecurities and whining about shit here in a place where the public can read it.
How the hell did you think this was private? Thats the second dumbest thing Iv ever heard. Second only to “Id rather hang out with dudes than get laid”. A good friend would have no problem with his buddy getting some effortless poon. A jealous friend who wasnt getting any would be pissed at him for not staying to drink with other dudes.
Drisk is only more important than anything if you’re a child and alcohol is some sort of cool thing. Especially if you were only playing it with other dudes. This might be the problem you are having with getting laid. There have to be girls at the party in order for you to pick them up…or did you not invite any for a reason?
Speaking of beating off in a sock, that sounds more like something you guys should be doing. Im the one in a committed relationship with a badass chick who shares my interests and you guys are the ones whining about how your friends want to hang out with girls instead of at your sausage fest.[/quote]
ROFL. Dude your way too insecure. I said leave the critical comments for other forums. I don’t care what you think of me because given the chance we ever meet in real life you will have no idea that I was the same person posting on here, so what does it matter that it’s private or not? “I’m the one in a committed relationship with a badass chick who shares my interests” How much you want to bet she’s off somewhere getting railed while your picking a fight with someone on a forum who never addressed you in the first place or asked for yours or anyone’s input. You are so AFC its not even funny. Actually I take that back, it’s HILARIOUS.
[quote]detazathoth wrote:
So wait…
It seems like you guys are putting the penis on the pedestal.
I thought I’d just let you know.[/quote]
good one…
[quote]detazathoth wrote:
So wait…
It seems like you guys are putting the penis on the pedestal.
I thought I’d just let you know.[/quote]
I think detty is right. Maybe you guys should listen to him. He gets more underage ass than a car seat.
[quote]46and2AheadofMe wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
46and2AheadofMe wrote:
Please save the pointless critical side comments for other forums. He has a point, bros before hoes is extremely important. If you don’t believe in it, then your placing the pussy on a pedestal and should go beat off into a sock in the basement of your mom’s house.
P.S. Drisk is more important than your unborn son.
This is a public forum and its funny that you guys are posting your insecurities and whining about shit here in a place where the public can read it.
How the hell did you think this was private? Thats the second dumbest thing Iv ever heard. Second only to “Id rather hang out with dudes than get laid”. A good friend would have no problem with his buddy getting some effortless poon. A jealous friend who wasnt getting any would be pissed at him for not staying to drink with other dudes.
Drisk is only more important than anything if you’re a child and alcohol is some sort of cool thing. Especially if you were only playing it with other dudes. This might be the problem you are having with getting laid. There have to be girls at the party in order for you to pick them up…or did you not invite any for a reason?
Speaking of beating off in a sock, that sounds more like something you guys should be doing. Im the one in a committed relationship with a badass chick who shares my interests and you guys are the ones whining about how your friends want to hang out with girls instead of at your sausage fest.
ROFL. Dude your way too insecure. I said leave the critical comments for other forums. I don’t care what you think of me because given the chance we ever meet in real life you will have no idea that I was the same person posting on here, so what does it matter that it’s private or not? “I’m the one in a committed relationship with a badass chick who shares my interests” How much you want to bet she’s off somewhere getting railed while your picking a fight with someone on a forum who never addressed you in the first place or asked for yours or anyone’s input. You are so AFC its not even funny. Actually I take that back, it’s HILARIOUS.[/quote]
She’s not. Trust me.
[quote]46and2AheadofMe wrote:
How much you want to bet she’s off somewhere getting railed while your picking a fight with someone on a forum who never addressed you in the first place or asked for yours or anyone’s input. You are so AFC its not even funny. Actually I take that back, it’s HILARIOUS.[/quote]
Insecure? Im just fine thank you. Arent you guys the ones trying to figure out how to like yourselves?
As far as me being an “average fucking/frustrated chump”, keep dreaming there buddy. Im an average chump who doesnt need books and articles to get attractive women to like me. The real average chumps are the ones who have to have someone else tell them how to be a leader. The fact that youre calling me an afc is just an indicator of the fact that you are so beta that you have to find a label to use on those who dont subscribe to your little cult of belief. The weak look to laws and groups to show them the way. Iv seen you railing on organized religion in here…but what distinguishes your little list of pick up rules from the same religions you hate so much? Chew on that one for a while beta.