I’m not sure which book you are referring to. What’s it called? Is it an online book thing or an actual book?
But anyway, I like the idea about sharing openers on here. They don’t even have to be good. If we post our encounters with chicks on here perhaps we can provide insight to each others approaches. I have yet to use the apocalypse, but I think I am gonna try it out tomorrow at a club party for Pike. I’ll let you guys know how it goes.
Here’s a new approach: You: “Hey have you heard of the triple threat?” Girl: “No what’s that” Then you proceed to throw up. If the girl is still there you yell out “HERE COMES PHASE TWO” proceed to shit on the puke pile. And then make it rain on that puke/shit pile while humming “I Make it Rain” by Lil Wayne.
yeah what is that book david? im interested too. emi i hear ya about getting good grades and start focusing on stuff now but im still very unsure about what i wanna do as well. i think about this almost everyday and i know its not a big deal now that im unsure but one of these days it will catch up to me. i really like the opener with a girl emi. really really like it. a lot. i have a good feeling about that. ill try that tomorrow at a party.
btw emi, the apocalypse opener didnt work too well and i was reading up on it more and it was getting a lot of negative reviews. people were constantly saying it just is too direct but i dunno maybe it will work with a really hot girl. HB 9 or so. david saw me use it and dj heard me use it and it just didnt fly. ohhh the triple threat was great. i felt awful before it but afterward i knew i created a masterpiece. it was pure art. yeah i think that is a good opener too with the triple threat. i think singing i make it rain will make her really want to go home with you.
heres my challenge untill when i leave tuesday to get my testosterone up as much as possibly.
damn that will be hard, mainly cause of #2. we will put this challenge to the test.
im afraid of rejection… fuck
in 100 years time, not I, or anyone else will give a sh!t if I approached a million girls and got rejected by all of them
i thought these things were funny as hell
http://www.fantasyplaymakers.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=379942
the link above has a link on the page and there are 2 pictures below later on in the thread.
tonight has been a very productive night for me thank god. here my last thread hopefully. its a good one especially point #3. i dont agree with the point about steroids but he has good ideas. http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=126568&highlight=masturbation
So here is my update from last thursday (when I said I’d use the apocalypse). First of all, I for whatever reason thrive in club settings when I’m drunk. I did not succeed completely this night but I had a lot of fun and got a definite confidence booster.
I danced with like 12-15 girls and made out with one on the dance floor in two separate occasions and felt her up. [Side note: the most successful move ever done in a club is to go up to a girl smiling, turn around, and grind your butt into their vagina like your a slutty girl.
After like 15-20 seconds of this I turn around and say something along the lines of “your taking advantage of me arent you?” or…“I feel so used!” This has never failed in getting a girl to laugh hysterically and then dance with me, and it is twice as effective on hot girls.]
Anywho, I used the apocalypse on the girl I made out with (can’t remember if it was before or after I made out with her) and I think she was considering it but she didn’t really give me an answer. The tragic thing is that I didn’t number close her which is stupid as shit (even though she said she goes to Northridge or something).
I have no idea why I didn’t number close, and she didn’t end up going back to my place either because of her cockblocking friends or the fact that she probably lived a long way away from me. This night overall gave me a confidence booster in club/ party scenes but I still suck at cold approaching and meeting girls on my own prerogative when I’m sober.
I am working on this Indian chick (she is hot as hell but people tell me she is weird/ bitchy). I have hung out with her in a group setting and have had lunch with her (on a totally random/ unplanned occasion) but its hard to tell if shes really into me yet. I’ll let you guys know how that goes.
And Perry, I wish I could watch the youtube links you posted but I go to a computer lab whenever I’m online and they don’t let us use sound. Those pictures were funny as shit though (esp. the baseball player jacking off with the bat).
P.S. please give me an update on how your doing with the challenge.
P.S.S. Let me know if there are any girls you guys are working on and interactions that I may be able to give insight on. Of course it will be hard if I’m not there to witness the encounter, but I think this would be productive/ fun.
P.S.S.S. I feel like the triple threat should be a ritual when closing official b.a.s.e. meetings.
P.S.S.S.S. Get your D Wet (palm facing outward over forehead in salute)
“Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm”
quick quick note… the challenge i made when to shits after the first day but it will happen hopefully over thanksgiving break… btw emi excellent fucking work. im stoked for you. i will definetly try that move sometime. sounds awesome. more to come tommorow
“I love fairy tales.”
http://www.toolpantheon.com/quotes.htm
These are all quotes from Maynard who I nearly worship. He has some ideas on drugs that I don’t completely agree with, but maybe some day I will. Most of the quotes are just hilarious though.
“If you have no confidence in yourself, you are twice defeated in the race of life. With confidence, you have won even before you have started”
-Marcus Tullius Cicero
“We were backstage playing Monopoly and totally forgot there was a show.”
Girls view you the way you view yourself. the most true thing i have ever heard. more true than saying men have dicks. even though that is true. this is more true.
alright so emi, to respond to your previous post about updating you with the girls in my life, there are 2. one girl i have been seeing since the first week of school. unfortuently , she had a cold sore on her lip and didnt want to kiss her until she went to a doctor to check it out (she finally went on wednesday!?!?!. took her atleast 7 weeks to do that) thats way to fucking long but even worse is that she is kinda crazy and stupid. its the girl d.j. told you about that asked me if the romans were from rome. yeah its that bitch. she wasnt texting me yesterday saying we could finally hook up but she also said she wanted to go exclusive. (d.j. also told this girl i was a pro snowboarder and was the second youngest person to do a 900. lol). i go along with this cause its funny as hell. she also believes that me and dragan can do backflips off trees. haha. i dont want to be exclusive with her ever cause shes insane and dumb. but i would get my d wet with her. the other girl i have been talking to on and off since the beginning of this year. ive never really tried to hang out with her but i asked her to yesterday and she said she would when we get back. shes got a good enough face and huge titties. double ds i think. ill let you know what happens with both when i get back.
so whats up with you and that indian girl? any other girls in the works? i wish the triple threat could be the closing to b.a.s.e. meetings. that would be the day. thats gonna be one of my goals for the summer though, pull off the triple threat in so cal. it signifies the mark of a great party.
those are really good quotes, especially the monopoly one. oh i just remembered, this girl named lillian (andrew sakuras girlfriend that he was dating when he passed away) i was trying to get to know her to see what would happen and eventually i gave up cause she was unresponsive. i asked her the other day why she led me on for so long as basically she said she couldnt kiss one of andrews teammates and that she was still in love with him. first of all, i understand that it must have been extremely hard to lose anyone like that, but dont lead a guy on and not tell him that you arent gonna date him. even worse if the girl is still in love with him. what a crazy bitch.
btw, whenever i saw her she would hug me, squeeze the sides of my stomach, and rub my head. everytime. even if i saw her ten minutes before that she would repeat this process. props to david though cause he hooked up with her last saturday at a party. just wish she didnt waste my time in the first place. whats even worse is that when she came over we would get close and and hold hands, etc. and she told me yesterday that she didnt know i wanted to hook up with her. what a dumb bitch. where are all the quality girls? i had something else to write about but i forgot 
i had an idea. its definetly peer pressure and stressful, but it would be very helpful i feel. let me know if you two agree. how about this… we take one day of the week, and on that day we approach a girl we have never talked to before. we can share our experiences with each other. it wont be the same is wont do all do it. this way, we can push each other and not just one of us is going through it. i feel like this is a great way to get better at what we are always talking about. if we feel like one isnt a challenge anymore than we can bump it up to 2 or as many as we want. we should work together to improve each other. what do you guys think?