So, what’s everyone’s guess to this?
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say the story was true, because there are some fucked up people out there. Or maybe that’s just the sicko in me.
I propose he got some more free coffee.
Whatchu all think?
I really don’t even want to hazard a guess, but I would say that he paid for his coffee simply because… how do you forget something in there? I would think that I would notice something left in any of my orafices. But thats just me.
-Dave
I’m gonna have to say true as well. Because if TC thought that story up himself, its pretty gross.
First of all, EWWWWWW!
I don’t think this one is true. A whole deer tongue is huge, unlikely to be misplaced in your vagina. Also, a vagina is not some sort of bottomless cavern. You can’t just stuff random objects up there and forget about them.
Please God, tell me it’s false…
Im gonna have to go false on this one.
I’ve handled a few tongues and I don’t think it would be umm… firm? enough to be used in that particular way.
I could be wrong of course, since I don’t claim to be an expert on the other anatomical area involved 
Thank goodness…one less place to have to hunt for the damn car keys!
BRAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
lmao Sabrina!!
True. I’ve seen a video where people do much more sicker things than this.
I’m gonna guess false also. It sounds like a classic urban legend.
It reminds of the old “I knew a girl in high school who masturbated with a hot dog and it broke off and got stuck in her” story. Yeah, we all heard it, but yet none of us actually knew this girl.
i know for a fact the fish in the urethra thing is true.
My guess is false. I have no doubt that a woman may have actually tried this, but like others have said, the tongue was probably fairly large, so how would you forget something like that. Even assuming that the woman did forget, what really makes the story unlikely is that the doctor did not find the piece of tongue until the second exam. I’m no gynecologist, but I do think I have a general grasp of the vagina. Like Sabrina said, it ain’t a cavern, so it’s not like you need to send a team of spelunkers in there if the first test comes up inconclusive. Second, there are no hidden tunnels and secret passages for a piece of animal flesh to slip into and go undetected during a pelvic exam.
No coffee for you!
Now, I DID actually read this a long time ago in a medical magazine that dealt with human sexuality and reproductive health. The article was advice to doctors on how to deal with female patients who, shall we say, had less than adequate hygiene. One doctor had the unfortunate experience of dealing with a case of “lost tampon.” The end of the tampon broke off and remained lodged inside. So yes, things can get stuck up there. However, the missing piece was quickly discovered upon a routine pelvic exam.
I found a couple similar stories on snopes.com, but not the deer tongue one. I’m still going to go with false on this one, though.
fuck that’s nasty
First of all, TC is a pure wise ass…in the classic sense…for actually having the balls (stupidity?) to tell that tale to a woman in a coffee shop, knowing full well he’ll walk back in there as if he’s just a guy looking for a free cup of joe!
My guess (hope) is that it’s false. I don’t have a vagina, but I sure hope to high heaven that this woman would have realized that she left it up “there.”
Honestly…that’s sick! If it was true, I hope she waited for rigor mortis to set in before insertion. Ughhh!
I say it’s false and if it was true her husband should be ashamed of himself obviously he doesn’t know how to eat his wife!
I’d like to see some documentation on this little rant. I seem to remember something about this story, but (if my memory serves me, which it hasn’t lately), they werent fish but much smaller organisms.
I’ll say false…
Definitely false.
Definitely false!
Is it possible TC is just writing this stuff to keep you all entertained and that he is actually far too scared to talk to the girl with the 20 piercings and ten tatoos at the coffe shop?
hehe