T.C.'s Coffee

Well, I would have to guess false on the new one, bestiality just isn’t kosher, no matter the circumstances. Then again I can’t say I have even heard of Lapland, so I am not that versed in what may go on in this place.

But my question is… what can the coffee girl gain from this, if she guesses correctly does T.C. pay double, or have to drink his coffee naked in the middle of the street? There has to be some prize if she gets the question right, or she is just blatanly losing money to learn trivia.

-Dave

Well TC has come up with some pretty weird stuff the past few days . Up until now they all were genuine facts .

But doing a deer , I think that would be pushing the envelope just a bit too much , that’s just my oppinion of course .

You never know what one might be up to when it’s cold and the wife’s not in the mood .

Office masterbation…
Misplaced deer tongues…
Reindeer rendezvous…

Is it just me or do you see a pattern erupting here?

What the hell is in that coffee your getting TC?

This one wasn’t as easy to research as the last two. About all I could do was get some facts on reindeer, one of which was that both male and female reindeer grow antlers. This was actually an important fact if you think about. With either the male or female, Horny Bjorn is taking a chance by trying to mate with one of these things - would YOU want to take a chance of annoying an animal with antlers? The second thing is that reindeer are big and powerful - these ain’t sheep. If it’s not in the mood…

I’m saying no coffee for TC on this one.

No Coffee for you!!!

Come back 3 months.

I’m calling bullshit. Although I DID try to find something on the internet about this. I’m sure that google has seldom seen such a disturbing search criteria as “sex reindeer lapland” and “bizarre sex customs reindeer”. Thanks for the nightmares, TC.

It was actually fairly easy as Lappland is an area in Sweden, not in Norway and Finland, so it was wrong already from the beginning. By the way, imagine an animal with antlers in a tent (I assume TC was referring to the traditional way of living, though it would also be fun in a modern house with furniture, TV and otherfragile things), not a very good idea.

I just have to point out that reindeer are not very “big and powerful”. Though they are bigger than sheep they are more in the same size as roedeer

…then one foggy Christmas eve Santa came to say, Rudolph with your nose so bright…

…on Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, on Vixen…

…when out on the lawn there arose such a clatter…

I’m starting to wonder just what the hell is going on up at the North Pole.
Maybe Santa actually comes more than once a year.

Thanks for ruining another holiday TC, hope you enjoy that free coffee!

DavidS,

I beg to differ! Lapland DOES traverse Finland, Sweden, and Norway.

And yeah, I, of course, made the rest of it up.