As punishment I am mailing a picture of just me and the goat, addressed to you but delivered to your neighbours address with a note inserted that reads:
Mr. Shugart, we here at MBGL (Man/Boy/Goat Love) appreciate your business, as a token of our appreciation for making your 1000th order we are happy to provide you with this signed Glossy 8x10 of Aprils Man/Goat feature “Earl and Cecil, if this is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right”.
Please keep your orders pouring in, Platinum customers like you are greatly appreciated.
P.S We are sorry but we are unable to fill your last request as Federal regulations regarding the use of Gerbils, Cool Whip and the American flag prohibit it. Even the guys in the snuff department thought that was pretty sick.
thats hilarious…just for shitsand giggles i’m always send crazy magazines to my friends at there homes…there wives think they ordered it themself and flip…
Even if I did enter twice (and a quick search of the contest thread would show that I didn’t use both those screen names), Shugs has warned us before that they can check for the real person behind the identity and neutralize any “advantage” gained by trying to enter more than once.
Congrats to everyone that won… but I know who the real winner is here… the goat!! He and I will still be nekkid in the surf together… (Baaaaaaaaa… Oh alright for pete’s sake… he wants me to mention the chicken… yes alright, the chicken will be there too… happy now… bloody hell you can be so pushy… aht don’t you poke me with those horns… I mean it, I call the whole thing off…)
Mike, let’s not go around publicizing the loophole.
Next thing you know Dan Rather is gonna be shoving a microphone in yours and the Gerbils faces while shinning a bright light in your eyes, THEN what’cha gonna say?. Congressional hearings, Clandestine deals with the secret Gerbil “Powers that be” and Presidential Vetoes that lead to impeachment hearings…
Shhhhhhhhhhhh! or you will wreck it for everyone.
“Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic”