I just wanted to say, whichever one of you tried to get me to give up Hideki Matsui for Pat Burrell is smoking crack.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
Joe Weider wrote:
a redneck SHITKICKER beancounter at that.
lots of us are rednecks…takes a special breed to be shitkickers.
Yeah - You don’t see those walking the streets everyday.
You forgot to add juice taking radical right-wing religous redneck shitkicker bean counter.
I should get a special prize. [/quote]
Well…the special prize is because you’re a HOME BREWING juice monkey.
Is this SPECIAL PRIZE related at all to the SPECIAL OLYMPICS?
[quote]Kuz wrote:
rainjack wrote:
Joe Weider wrote:
a redneck SHITKICKER beancounter at that.
lots of us are rednecks…takes a special breed to be shitkickers.
Yeah - You don’t see those walking the streets everyday.
You forgot to add juice taking radical right-wing religous redneck shitkicker bean counter.
I should get a special prize.
Either that or be named a protected class. Anyone really messes with you, claim discrimination.
Kuz[/quote]
okay, so his wife kicks his ass again, who gets the call?
Him, for being so “special”? Or her, for being a woman…and a mother?
[quote]slimjim wrote:
I just wanted to say, whichever one of you tried to get me to give up Hideki Matsui for Pat Burrell is smoking crack.[/quote]
yeah…who was it that tried to get me to trade them Johnny Damon for Toma Ohka?
And then, before I even knew about the trade offer, cut Toma?
There’s some weird shit going on in our little league.
The corruption spreads from the office of the commisioner on down.
; )
[quote]slimjim wrote:
I just wanted to say, whichever one of you tried to get me to give up Hideki Matsui for Pat Burrell is smoking crack.[/quote]
Why? Hidek-Gay Matsui is a penis like all the other Yankees.
My roomate is a Yankees fan so I try to add “Gay” to all of their names. Not there’s anything wrong with it.
Gay-Rod
Gay-ry Sheffield
Jor-Gay Posada
Jason Gay-ambi
The Big Gay Unit
Gay (Derek Jeter)
Give it a shot!
ps - Demolition is going DOWN this week! I will be victorious.
LOL Dude, I may be wrong, but you sound like you’re from Beantown (or at least a Sox fan). Anyone who has been to Fenway would know what I am talking about with the t-shirt vendors outside the park (things that I would feel horrible about even printing here for all of you filthy animals to read).
[quote]boonville410 wrote:
slimjim wrote:
I just wanted to say, whichever one of you tried to get me to give up Hideki Matsui for Pat Burrell is smoking crack.
Why? Hidek-Gay Matsui is a penis like all the other Yankees.
My roomate is a Yankees fan so I try to add “Gay” to all of their names. Not there’s anything wrong with it.
Gay-Rod
Gay-ry Sheffield
Jor-Gay Posada
Jason Gay-ambi
The Big Gay Unit
Gay (Derek Jeter)
Give it a shot![/quote]
[quote]boonville410 wrote:
slimjim wrote:
I just wanted to say, whichever one of you tried to get me to give up Hideki Matsui for Pat Burrell is smoking crack.
Why? Hidek-Gay Matsui is a penis like all the other Yankees.
My roomate is a Yankees fan so I try to add “Gay” to all of their names. Not there’s anything wrong with it.
Gay-Rod
Gay-ry Sheffield
Jor-Gay Posada
Jason Gay-ambi
The Big Gay Unit
Gay (Derek Jeter)
Give it a shot![/quote]
oh my god.
so that’s what they mean when they chant “yankees suck”.
Headline somewhere the other day–maybe even on the yahoo fantasy page was something like “Unit Not Very Big Against Sox”
Just wrong.
[quote]Kuz wrote:
LOL Dude, I may be wrong, but you sound like you’re from Beantown (or at least a Sox fan).
[/quote]
My dad is from Marlboro (MA); ergo I’m a Sawx fan (and Pats).
[quote]Kuz wrote:
LOL Dude, I may be wrong, but you sound like you’re from Beantown (or at least a Sox fan). Anyone who has been to Fenway would know what I am talking about with the t-shirt vendors outside the park (things that I would feel horrible about even printing here for all of you filthy animals to read).
[/quote]
I’m pretty sure RJ’s the only filthy animal here.
[quote]boonville410 wrote:
slimjim wrote:
I just wanted to say, whichever one of you tried to get me to give up Hideki Matsui for Pat Burrell is smoking crack.
Why? Hidek-Gay Matsui is a penis like all the other Yankees.
My roomate is a Yankees fan so I try to add “Gay” to all of their names. Not there’s anything wrong with it.
Gay-Rod
Gay-ry Sheffield
Jor-Gay Posada
Jason Gay-ambi
The Big Gay Unit
Gay (Derek Jeter)
Give it a shot![/quote]
PS, slappy fits Gay-rod better and still fits in with your theme.
Kuz-
helluva comeback… BASTARD! You almost got me.
LA
vroom…you couldn’t eke out another run?
[quote]LA wrote:
Kuz-
helluva comeback… BASTARD! You almost got me.
LA[/quote]
I surged those last few days, but it was just not enough. Those 5 wins you had were killer, but Jeff Weaver snagging the shutout/complete game put me back in the hunt. Woe unto thee who is playing me this week as my team begins to peak… who am I playing this week anyway?
Kuz
[quote]rainjack wrote:
Joe Weider wrote:
a redneck SHITKICKER beancounter at that.
lots of us are rednecks…takes a special breed to be shitkickers.
Yeah - You don’t see those walking the streets everyday.
You forgot to add juice taking radical right-wing religous redneck shitkicker bean counter.
I should get a special prize. [/quote]
Let me just point out that my sorry team of skilly lawyers beat the whole of the radical right-wing religious redneck shitkicker bean counter’s team last week – I’m sure April 15 had something to do with it…
[quote]BostonBarrister wrote:
rainjack wrote:
Joe Weider wrote:
a redneck SHITKICKER beancounter at that.
lots of us are rednecks…takes a special breed to be shitkickers.
Yeah - You don’t see those walking the streets everyday.
You forgot to add juice taking radical right-wing religous redneck shitkicker bean counter.
I should get a special prize.
Let me just point out that my sorry team of skilly lawyers beat the whole of the radical right-wing religious redneck shitkicker bean counter’s team last week – I’m sure April 15 had something to do with it…[/quote]
no one likes a lawyer that gloats.
[quote]BostonBarrister wrote:
Let me just point out that my sorry team of skilly lawyers beat the whole of the radical right-wing religious redneck shitkicker bean counter’s team last week – I’m sure April 15 had something to do with it…[/quote]
I think my guys hitting at a blistering 2-28 pace in a double header had more to do with my dismal performance than Friday.
It’s not that hard really - see the ball/hit the ball.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
BostonBarrister wrote:
Let me just point out that my sorry team of skilly lawyers beat the whole of the radical right-wing religious redneck shitkicker bean counter’s team last week – I’m sure April 15 had something to do with it…
I think my guys hitting at a blistering 2-28 pace in a double header had more to do with my dismal performance than Friday.
It’s not that hard really - see the ball/hit the ball.
[/quote]
Aas a special post game treat, you can take your guys out to Pearle Vision Center!
See ball/hit ball indeed.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
BostonBarrister wrote:
Let me just point out that my sorry team of skilly lawyers beat the whole of the radical right-wing religious redneck shitkicker bean counter’s team last week – I’m sure April 15 had something to do with it…
I think my guys hitting at a blistering 2-28 pace in a double header had more to do with my dismal performance than Friday.
It’s not that hard really - see the ball/hit the ball.
[/quote]
Maybe they need to take those AAS to improve their eye/hand coordination (for some reason, this joke never gets old to me).
I was out churned by the Fighting Amish. . .