ohhhhhhhh… Color me ‘dumbass’.
so who gets the honor this week of trying to beat me by a score HIGHER than 20-0?
I think the person who manages that should get an extra hundred of bling from the Biotest kitchen.
SicTorn, don’t be insulted, thanks Iron Raider, for the stand up…a worship thread wouldn’t really be creepy…what would be creepy is if we gathered around you at gym chanting your name.
Tuesday’s games sucked. I had 3 offensive guys rained out, and 3 more that were off. I had 3 damn hitters, and they should have taken the day off.
Could I make it any easier for ya, Law MAN?
But on the upside, I have 3 hitters in doubleheaders on Wednesday. That’s like 12 hitters in one game.
If they all go 0-fer the day - I’m going to choke my wife. ( I might do that anyhow seeing as I owe her one)
How does Yahoo configure stats? The overall batting average for my team (last week) was without the two L 7 weenees who hit .000. Are the lowest scores or any .000s dropped or something?
Without letting anyone in on my strategy, how many add/drops can you have?
I hate Griffey and I hate Piazza, pussies. I’ll be lucky if they combine for 162 games!
I hate my pitchers, too. How’s about you fucking strike someone out, is that so much to ask?
[quote]boonville410 wrote:
Without letting anyone in on my strategy, how many add/drops can you have?
[/quote]
you have a strategy?
[quote]Joe Weider wrote:
you have a strategy?[/quote]
Yes, but it’s top secret!!
Here are the standings through Week 1 for those that want to keep up but aren’t in the league.
well that sucked I guess I’ll have to do it the old fashioned way:
1. 20-0-4 - NY Knights
2. 17-5-2 - 62 'Vette
3. 16-5-3 - Fighting Amish
4. 16-6-2 - Flying Monkeys
5. 16 7-1 - Shoshone Arrowheads
6. 15-7-2 - Thunderbirds
7. 12-6-6 - Slimjim’s Islanders
8. 13-8-3 - Texas Bobcats
9. 12-9-3 - T-Ball
10. 11-10-3 - ISWEARITSFLACKSEEDOIL
11. 10-11-3 - Demolition
12. 9-12-3 - Flawless Cowboys
13. 8-13-3 - Boonville What!
14. 6-12-6 - Vroom’s Sluggers
15. 7-15-2 - Jon’s Jehovas
16. 7-16-1 - P&W Screaming Eagles
17. 6-16-2 - Tecumseh Tornados
18. 5-16-3 - Battlin Barristers
19. 5-17-2 - Montreal Ex-expos
20. 0-20-4 - The Bowlturners
[quote]rainjack wrote:
Tuesday’s games sucked. I had 3 offensive guys rained out, and 3 more that were off. I had 3 damn hitters, and they should have taken the day off.
Could I make it any easier for ya, Law MAN?
But on the upside, I have 3 hitters in doubleheaders on Wednesday. That’s like 12 hitters in one game.
If they all go 0-fer the day - I’m going to choke my wife. ( I might do that anyhow seeing as I owe her one) [/quote]
You could get two of my best pitchers off the DL – that would be nice.
You could also ship Rafael Furcal some steroids…
Damn, I want to play the Bowlturners again.
HOME RUNS! SO HELP ME GOD I AM FINALLY GETTING HOME RUNS! I wish I could figure out why my team starts each week so slow. Ahh, baseball… it’s an amazing game. You play 162 games in a season and you just can’t give up on your guys in week #2 (as tempting as it would be to send some of my “professional hitters” back to the Mudville Nine).
But losing to rainjack in week one… losing to a redneck beancounter cut me deep.
Kuz
a redneck SHITKICKER beancounter at that.
lots of us are rednecks…takes a special breed to be shitkickers.
My team sucks!
[quote]boonville410 wrote:
My team sucks![/quote]
well christ, you’ve changed players completely at least once, maybe more!
[quote]Joe Weider wrote:
a redneck SHITKICKER beancounter at that.
lots of us are rednecks…takes a special breed to be shitkickers.
[/quote]
Yeah - You don’t see those walking the streets everyday.
You forgot to add juice taking radical right-wing religous redneck shitkicker bean counter.
I should get a special prize.
Not completely : )
If I add a new player and they suck, they’re gone. No time for posers.
OK, so Jeff Weaver’s shutout win has put me within 2 points of the Flying Monkeys. The only player left to go tonight for either team is Raul Mondesi. I am down 2 runs and 3 hits (I cannot make up enough ground in any other categories in which I am behind). Mondesi plays BIG, I can sneak this one out.
COME ON YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD! KUZ NEEDS SOME LOVE!
ahem Play ball.
Kuz
[quote]rainjack wrote:
Joe Weider wrote:
a redneck SHITKICKER beancounter at that.
lots of us are rednecks…takes a special breed to be shitkickers.
Yeah - You don’t see those walking the streets everyday.
You forgot to add juice taking radical right-wing religous redneck shitkicker bean counter.
I should get a special prize. [/quote]
Either that or be named a protected class. Anyone really messes with you, claim discrimination.
Kuz
On a separate note, I get a weekly e-mail from Yahoo! highlighting interesting Web sites. I thought this one was particularly cool and might be interesting to the T-Nation Baseball group:
http://www.businessofbaseball.com/
It’s all about the business of baseball (as the clever URL suggests). You can find every player salary from 1985 to 2004 (downloadable to Excel), details about renovations to Fenway Park (somehow they are squeezing in an extra 1,000 seats), etc.
Anyhoo, enjoy.
Kuz
[quote]rainjack wrote
Yeah - You don’t see those walking the streets everyday.
You forgot to add juice taking radical right-wing religous redneck shitkicker bean counter.
I should get a special prize. [/quote]
Just about the entire population of Boonville is radical right-wing religious redneck shitkickers, but I’m not sure how many are bean counters or on the juice.