T-Nation Baseball Week 7

Here are the standings in the T-Nation Fanatsy Baseball League at the start of Week 7:

1 Fighting Amish -------------------84-44-16
2 Shoshone Arrowheads ----------84-46-14
3 Flying Monkeys ------------------81-46-17
4 N.Y. Knights ----------------------72-47-25
5 Montreal Ex-expos ---------------73-58-13
6 Vroom’s Sluggers-----------------71-56-17
7 Boonville What! ------------------64-60-20
8 Slimjim’s Islanders --------------64-61-19
9 Thunderbirds ---------------------63-60-21
10 Battlin’ Barristers ---------------64-64-16
11 62’ Vette -------------------------61-64-19
12 Demolition -----------------------64-68-12
13 ISWEARITSFLAXSEEDOIL ------60-64-20
14 Flawless Cowboys -------------52-68-24
15 Tecumseh Tornados ----------55-76-13
16 P&W Screaming Eagles -----56-78-10
17 Texas Bobcats ------------------54-77-13
18 T-Ball ----------------------------51-75-18
19 Jon’s Jehovahs -----------------48-78-18
20 The Bowlturners --------------47-78-19

It might be noted that the commish, your truly, is now only 1 game out of first place. All I can say is those commisioner tools really came in handy the past couple of weeks.

Before Weider has a cow - I am joking.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
Before Weider has a cow - I am joking. [/quote]

I know you’re joking, asshole.
You’d be in first place if you really had commish tools.
You’d be up by ten thousand games and have already ordered and consumed the supplement prize.

AND!

Did anyone notice my bunch of jerk-offs managed to actually hold together and win?

I want some love, dammit.

[quote]Joe Weider wrote:
rainjack wrote:
Before Weider has a cow - I am joking.

I know you’re joking, asshole.
You’d be in first place if you really had commish tools.
You’d be up by ten thousand games and have already ordered and consumed the supplement prize.
[/quote]

although, you could just be as inept with the commish tools as I am as a manager…
mmmm?
:wink:

My team is slowly slouching toward mediocrity – and I can’t even blame injuries. Someone ship my guys some MAG-10!

[quote]BostonBarrister wrote:
My team is slowly slouching toward mediocrity – and I can’t even blame injuries. Someone ship my guys some MAG-10![/quote]

I play you this week, no?

I’m getting hot while you’re heading down?
Hot dog!
:wink:

Still no reply as to the legality of drafting the local High School girls softball team to replace my players (BB?). Mediocrity would be a step in the right direction now. I’ll be getting the Shoshone Arrowhead surgically removed from my ass on Wednesday (it was the soonest the Docs could fit me in the schedule)…

I just want to thank whoever dropped tino martinez, he practically won me this week by himself!!

[quote]uniko wrote:
I just want to thank whoever dropped tino martinez, he practically won me this week by himself!!

[/quote]

Yup - you’re welcome. I had to make a move on my roster a few weeks ago and had no more space and Tino (at the time) was not playing. Now, he is playing like he is Lou F-ing Gehrig. Super.

[quote]mica617 wrote:
Still no reply as to the legality of drafting the local High School girls softball team to replace my players (BB?). Mediocrity would be a step in the right direction now. I’ll be getting the Shoshone Arrowhead surgically removed from my ass on Wednesday (it was the soonest the Docs could fit me in the schedule)…[/quote]

I believe someone explained to me that the relevant rule of construction was this:

“If there’s grass on the field, play ball…”

I actually heard that from a Marine…

Damn the lawyer sure had a good day.

Anyone want MAtsui? I feel like an ass for making a big deal about the crappy trades you guys were throwing at me earlier, but that bastard has been playing like crap lately.

-I’m still not trading him for an injured player though-

[quote]Joe Weider wrote:
Damn the lawyer sure had a good day.[/quote]

The court has ruled that your team blows chunks.

[quote]slimjim wrote:
Anyone want MAtsui? I feel like an ass for making a big deal about the crappy trades you guys were throwing at me earlier, but that bastard has been playing like crap lately.

-I’m still not trading him for an injured player though-[/quote]

C’mon - Frank Thomas for Matsui. Thomas is already playing AAA ball for rehab. He should be back in Chicago any day now.

I’ve had enough - I’ve dropped Bonds.

I was trying to hold out for something in return, but I’m just plain fed up and don’t care.

Besides, my team sucks plenty already, he’s certainly not going to be my salvation. . .

Oops, guess it’s about time I took this bum out of my active roster… ouch!

My team is definitely slouching toward mediocrity – I only beat the Bowlturners by a few points. I blame the Canadians.

Sorry guys - I’ll have the Week 8 standings up in a little while.

[quote]BostonBarrister wrote:
My team is definitely slouching toward mediocrity – I only beat the Bowlturners by a few points. I blame the Canadians.[/quote]

yeah…okay…just remember that I was up the better part of the week. It was a Friday/Saturday collapse by my core guys–including a couple of them not playing–who the hell said they could have the day off anyway?
And a Sunday rally fell short.

“only beat the Bowlturners by a few points”.

Christ…
:wink:

Another day, another dollar, another chance to yet again get my ass handed to me in this league…