It might be noted that the commish, your truly, is now only 1 game out of first place. All I can say is those commisioner tools really came in handy the past couple of weeks.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
Before Weider has a cow - I am joking. [/quote]
I know you’re joking, asshole.
You’d be in first place if you really had commish tools.
You’d be up by ten thousand games and have already ordered and consumed the supplement prize.
AND!
Did anyone notice my bunch of jerk-offs managed to actually hold together and win?
[quote]Joe Weider wrote:
rainjack wrote:
Before Weider has a cow - I am joking.
I know you’re joking, asshole.
You’d be in first place if you really had commish tools.
You’d be up by ten thousand games and have already ordered and consumed the supplement prize.
[/quote]
although, you could just be as inept with the commish tools as I am as a manager…
mmmm?
[quote]BostonBarrister wrote:
My team is slowly slouching toward mediocrity – and I can’t even blame injuries. Someone ship my guys some MAG-10![/quote]
I play you this week, no?
I’m getting hot while you’re heading down?
Hot dog!
Still no reply as to the legality of drafting the local High School girls softball team to replace my players (BB?). Mediocrity would be a step in the right direction now. I’ll be getting the Shoshone Arrowhead surgically removed from my ass on Wednesday (it was the soonest the Docs could fit me in the schedule)…
[quote]uniko wrote:
I just want to thank whoever dropped tino martinez, he practically won me this week by himself!!
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Yup - you’re welcome. I had to make a move on my roster a few weeks ago and had no more space and Tino (at the time) was not playing. Now, he is playing like he is Lou F-ing Gehrig. Super.
[quote]mica617 wrote:
Still no reply as to the legality of drafting the local High School girls softball team to replace my players (BB?). Mediocrity would be a step in the right direction now. I’ll be getting the Shoshone Arrowhead surgically removed from my ass on Wednesday (it was the soonest the Docs could fit me in the schedule)…[/quote]
I believe someone explained to me that the relevant rule of construction was this:
Anyone want MAtsui? I feel like an ass for making a big deal about the crappy trades you guys were throwing at me earlier, but that bastard has been playing like crap lately.
-I’m still not trading him for an injured player though-
[quote]slimjim wrote:
Anyone want MAtsui? I feel like an ass for making a big deal about the crappy trades you guys were throwing at me earlier, but that bastard has been playing like crap lately.
-I’m still not trading him for an injured player though-[/quote]
C’mon - Frank Thomas for Matsui. Thomas is already playing AAA ball for rehab. He should be back in Chicago any day now.
[quote]BostonBarrister wrote:
My team is definitely slouching toward mediocrity – I only beat the Bowlturners by a few points. I blame the Canadians.[/quote]
yeah…okay…just remember that I was up the better part of the week. It was a Friday/Saturday collapse by my core guys–including a couple of them not playing–who the hell said they could have the day off anyway?
And a Sunday rally fell short.