damn, jus got back from vegas, yall droppin some heat, I’ll have to get at this again, good stuff…
Aaaaaaaaw - hight!
Just popped in and I noticed the heat
Gotta crew of bad bruthas here that shake the street
Y’all give it all up for the Vitamin T
Take the K-train out to Vegas, see the big double-B
I’m rockin’ the bitches in the sunshine state
And Thump’s just jealous cuz I don’t have to masturbate
Hehe, just playin, bro – but you gotta admit
I was poppin girlies’ cherries while you were on your momma’s tit
So what’s shakin’ y’all? Me, I just got back
I been smackin’ girlies’ pizzles with the front of my ballsack
But I’m takin’ my time, cuz it’s ON in the mornin’
It’s time to get BIG like the box I keep my porn in
Getta taste o’ steel and you’ll never quit
Bein’ weak stinks worse than the sweat of Thump’s armpit
It’s cool cuz we all be brothas of iron
We flex so illegal you can hear the cop si-errn
These fukkers try to see us, try to bring us down
But we shame those little bitches, we go pound-for-pound
Cuz it’s DOWN – and back UP
I’ll deadlift your max with out a fukkin warm-up
UP – and back DOWN so bad
Military pressin’ like I’m straight outta Baghdad
Had this little fairy come to me and say
“Uh, can I work in with your squats… I have curls to do today…”
NO!!!
Bitch, I’ll smack you UP!
Askin’ shit like that makes a T-man erupt
You want this power rack, you can wait your fukkin turn
Then you can do your curls so you can (Richard Simmons voice) “feel the burn!”
But I’m done now G’s, y’all keep it real
Gotta hit the fukkin sack to keep my sex appeal.
Peace!
A ladies’ man is the def of a lothario.
That’s why this playa won’t touch a sorry hoe.
I’m glad another balla is contributin flow
All these MCs be puttin on a show.
K-Train, K-Train, power like a freight train.
If you check out his frame,
you wonder how he still gains.
Big Bugga, my brotha,
back from rollin undacova.
Went out West to discova
if showgirls make betta lovas.
ThumperTX, you know I can’t leave you out.
our lil throwdown turned into a heavyweight title bout.
Lookin back, what did we really prove?
Oh yeah, when weight liftin MCs battle, don’t nobody really lose.
Today’s a day off, gotta give the gym a break.
Instead I got runnin, time to make the ground shake.
No, OK, well it was worth givin it a try.
I’m only 5’11" so I’m not a giant guy.
Then again, I’m weightin in at 2 4 5,
ya’ll betta not trip cuz VT gets live.
I need my rest cuz tonight is a fiesta,
won’t get no siesta,
some cute girl, I’ll undress her,
then it’s time to caress her.
Then I’ll give her a taste of the LD,
she’s deficient in Vitamin T.
My nut is made w/ liquid nano-dispersion technology.
So when I skeet on your daughter, my sincerests apology.
First thing tomorrow, back to building this body.
Every see a T-Man in the gym? We get f*ckin rowdy.
My liftin style is hardcore cuz I live straight up grimey,
but I get it all done and 60, you wanna time me?
OK, let’s talk about these weights I be carryin,
all these diff’rent lifts like I’m a nonsectarian.
I got that crazy muscle, coach already know it,
I ran a 4.6 40 and his face just stared glowin.
I’m the Hulk, Incredible, yeah you heard me.
I’m so f*ckin strong, I can’t even hurt me.
Anyone disrespect the Nation or especially Vitamin T,
I’ll make you eat your words like Dr. Lowery.
If you’re an E-Man, keep your Bowflex away from me!
“Big Bugga, my brotha,
back from rollin undacova.
Went out West to discova
if showgirls make betta lovas.”
frickin’ awesome man, hilarious…
Vegas tale:
Sittin on a grand up in the mgm, goin? double down on 2 women,
I’m sharin, a bitch name Sharon, wit a bitch name Karen,
Not carin, the clothes she’s wearin, underwear an clothes,
All ova the suite floor, these two hoes, thats six holes,
But I ain’t in a rush man, just call me the dutch man,
Got two fingers in the dike, an I’ll linger if I like,
Shit, those tables can wait, watch her girl masterbate,
While I tear off in that ass, damn I love Vegas?.
Nothin’ about weights in there tho…
Its all good bro. Like TC’s column, not always about lifting cuz we’re T-Men: Multidimenstional : )
Gotta bump this to see if anyone can spit some more hot fire. Some of this isn’t too bad.