Sweet Pollyanna in LaLa land

Protein Sparing Modified Fast…also known as hell on earth.

Joe is on some crazy fasting thing

I remember having serious food issues/fantasies when I used to cut for wrestling
it was scary to think that something like wishing for an apple could make you cry.

how are you feeling- are you calm?
do you freak out?

kmc

She’s going to own her meet.

She’s going to beat people so bad they quit lifting.

[quote]kmcnyc wrote:
Joe is on some crazy fasting thing

I remember having serious food issues/fantasies when I used to cut for wrestling
it was scary to think that something like wishing for an apple could make you cry.

how are you feeling- are you calm?
do you freak out?

kmc[/quote]

Normally I’m a stress ball. This time, however, I’m pretty calm. I’ve just had a ton of other crap going on that I haven’t had time to freak myself out. We’ll see how that works for me.

Here’s my fucked up story for the day. I got on the subject of reciprocating saws with our warehouse manager who told me there was a story on the news about a month ago about some local (I think) guy who put a dildo on one and used it on his wife with predictable results leading to an E.R. visit. I can’t get this out of my head. Fuck.

This afternoon I have a safety orientation with some new guys. I wonder if I should cover off sex aids and power tools do not mix. We already talk about how you don’t blow dust off yourself with compressed air. I’ll just add in something about no dildos/compressors with your lady friends.

I’m going to bleach my brain when I get home.

NSFW

http://www.extremerestraints.com/fucking-machines_48/the-fucksall-fucking-adapter_438.html

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
NSFW

CB3000 Male Chastity Belt - eXtremeRestraints [/quote]

I totally almost peed my pants. Where le fuck do you find shit like that PMPM?

[quote]Court wrote:
I totally almost peed my pants. [/quote]

No No No! That’s a completely different website.

[quote]Court wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
NSFW

http://www.extremerestraints.com/fucking-machines_48/the-fucksall-fucking-adapter_438.html

I totally almost peed my pants. Where le fuck do you find shit like that PMPM? [/quote]

And only $74.00!!! How can you go wrong?!?!

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Court wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
NSFW

http://www.extremerestraints.com/fucking-machines_48/the-fucksall-fucking-adapter_438.html

I totally almost peed my pants. Where le fuck do you find shit like that PMPM?

And only $74.00!!! How can you go wrong?!?![/quote]

Sheesh…and I have to wait until I get home to look…not fair! Thanks for the nsfw warning, btw.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
NSFW

http://www.extremerestraints.com/fucking-machines_48/the-fucksall-fucking-adapter_438.html[/quote]

That is too funny. I’m so glad I have my own office at the end of a hall around a corner. I get to enjoy that type of thing. pmpm, you are a true source of fucked up shit :slight_smile:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
NSFW

http://www.extremerestraints.com/fucking-machines_48/the-fucksall-fucking-adapter_438.html
[/quote]

I gotta get out more, that is so fucked up Lindsey LOL

how do yoyu think PMPM found that site.geez

But FUG that

tomrow is OB_s’s meet, and she is going to TEAR shit up

good luck !!!

kmc

[quote]kmcnyc wrote:
how do yoyu think PMPM found that site.geez

But FUG that

tomrow is OB_s’s meet, and she is going to TEAR shit up

good luck !!!

kmc[/quote]

X2 good luck today!!

Good luck! I am thinking powerful thoughts for you.

Good luck, Julie!

Am I the only person here creative enough to google “reciprocating saw dildo”?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Good luck, Julie!

Am I the only person here creative enough to google “reciprocating saw dildo”?[/quote]

I think most of us assumed you were a regular customer of that particular site. BTW, thanks for that. My BF and I had some fun looking at it, lol…some of the stuff was intriguing and some was just “why?”

Hope everything is going great! Can’t wait to hear about it! I know I haven’t been posting as much as I should… but I am definitely following! =D

Just a very brief update:

I shit the bed and bombed on squats. I had my head up my ass. Now that I’ve popped my bomb-out cherry I can move along. On the upside, I had a blast the entire weekend and it was a lot of fun watching everyone else lift. Of particular interest was our very own Sensgirl who took a national bench record and totally rocked it out. She’s a super strong lady and a lot of fun to hang with. Also fun to watch was Shany Gilbert, a Quebec CPO lifter who had no problem whatsoever lifting in a CPU meet. She was a sweet girl and great to watch.

I’ve decided to compete in the London open which is August 29 so the ride home was spent planning a short training cycle for that meet.

Aww, that sucks, but at least you got that experience. Did you continue to compete? What happened with the squats - high or heavy?