[quote]Makavali wrote:
Regular Gonzalez wrote:
Something like “I just want to let you know that I completely support what your president George Bush is doing in Iraq”.
I did that once. Same words and all.
Man, that didn’t go down well.[/quote]
Great minds think alike
[quote]jtg987 wrote:
we pretty much take the piss out of any accent, the biggest problem in Australia is there is an unacceptable amount of people from middle eastern and Asian descent that are not willing to assimilate into Australian culture and force there way of life onto Australian culture.
Making life for other Australians a lot more difficult, this includes not wanting to learn english, too be honest if people don’t at least want to learn English they shouldn’t be allowed in the country.
We need a stronger policy when it comes to people migrating here. Might come across as racist or insensitive, I know longer give a flying fuck living in a suburb that has a large Asian community, those who refuse to learn the language make my life and the people around me life harder.
I’m done ranting[/quote]
Same situation where I live.
The huge numbers of hot asian girls makes up for it though.
[quote]King of Kings wrote:
Regular Gonzalez wrote:
Makavali wrote:
Carfee? Would anywaan like some carfee? I was about to go down to Starbucks to get some carfee.
Maybe afterwards you can go get some fush and chups, eh bro.
Then tomorrow mornung I recommend you have some iggs for brickfast. After that you can catch the fairy across the harbor uf uts not too wundy.
LOL
Dont upset the New zealand boys mate.Have u not seen the movie Once were warriors ?? Jake the muss beat the shit out of his missus becasue she didnt cook him any fuckin iggs.
Great movie or as they say in NZ …It was fully sick bro[/quote]
Nah, haven’t seen that one. It sounds interesting so I might check it out.
On a related not, I saw some graffiti in a public toilet this morning that said “Australia sux” in huge letters. Next to it someone else had written “New Zealand nil”
[quote]Regular Gonzalez wrote:
On a related not, I saw some graffiti in a public toilet this morning that said “Australia sux” in huge letters. Next to it someone else had written “New Zealand nil”[/quote]
Sheer brilliance!
Because New Zealand is just great, we stole your shorts.
Girls in North America love Australian accents, any accent really. Any reciprocation on your end?
I reckon the canandian accent sounds great. My chiropractor is canadian and i could lie there all day and listen to her talk…amongst other things 
Hey Mak, the best NZ show by far is Bro’ Town that is HILARIOUS ! Cher Bro’
[quote]Makavali wrote:
jtg987 wrote:
we pretty much take the piss out of any accent, the biggest problem in Australia is there is an unacceptable amount of people from middle eastern and Asian descent that are not willing to assimilate into Australian culture and force there way of life onto Australian culture. Making life for other Australians a lot more difficult, this includes not wanting to learn english, too be honest if people don’t at least want to learn English they shouldn’t be allowed in the country. We need a stronger policy when it comes to people migrating here. Might come across as racist or insensitive, I know longer give a flying fuck living in a suburb that has a large Asian community, those who refuse to learn the language make my life and the people around me life harder.
I’m done ranting
Welcome to New Zealand! Wait, you weren’t talking about NZ?[/quote]
yeah my mate from new zealand said its the exact same thing
[quote]damo53 wrote:
Hey Mak, the best NZ show by far is Bro’ Town that is HILARIOUS ! Cher Bro’[/quote]
It made being racist funny again!
[quote]LiftSmart wrote:
Girls in North America love Australian accents, any accent really. Any reciprocation on your end?[/quote]
Girls from anywhere seem to go crazy for any accent that sounds exotic to them.
I would guess the answer to your question is yes.
I’m Australian and the accent I hate the most? That really thick, white trash Aussie accent. Can’t stand it.
Since we’ve mentioned NZ movie(s), check out Stickmen. F***ing brilliant.
I was watching the Korean news last night and they said that New Zealand is converting to near 100% natural renewable energy resource with Windmills, Hydro-Electric, Natural Gas, and Solar electric Factories and Farms.
That right there gets my vote for being awesome.
I also don’t know if it was mentioned already, but aren’t the All Blacks a NZ team? Those guys are fucking awesome…
I’ll bet the Outback Steakhouses in Oz are awesome!
[quote]BluePfaltz wrote:
I was watching the Korean news last night and they said that New Zealand is converting to near 100% natural renewable energy resource with Windmills, Hydro-Electric, Natural Gas, and Solar electric Factories and Farms.
That right there gets my vote for being awesome.
I also don’t know if it was mentioned already, but aren’t the All Blacks a NZ team? Those guys are fucking awesome…
[/quote]
When the zombie invasion happens NZ can quarantine itself and be self sustainable.
…but that’s not why I want to move there…of course not…
Jake the muss and sam neil are the only decent NZ exports, although i met scribe last year before going to his concert, he seemed pretty cool
yeah i’ve seen guys with the jersey accent pick up girls in australia, it was ridiculous…once the girls heard them talk they did a backflip onto their laps
apart from the asian and muslim problems, petrol is a massive pain in the ass…the government has done nothing about it, public transport is laughable…if it doesnt take me longer than 30 minutes to walk too, i now walk
Personally I love the fact that the transport minister publicly stated she didnt want the responsibility and now wonders why nobody likes or respects her.
[quote]King of Kings wrote:
TimmyC wrote:
King of Kings wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
TimmyC wrote:
what do we have ?
Aussie rules of course
just a taste
That motherfucker just jumped off of some dude’s back. GTFO! Crazy.
Pfft Aussie rules sucks the big one.
Cant sand the game personally,Rugby Union is another that shits me to tears.
Kick ,lineout,kick,ruck and maul, scrum(repack scrum for 10 minutes) pass,kick,lineout,knock-on,scrum. Thats what that once entertaining game has now come to 
U want to watch a hard and fast game with plenty of big hits then watch Rugby Leauge.
Sucks the big one ? yea its only the most popular sport in the country…
Nah mate,Soccer is the most popular.
But it depends on how u mean “popular”
Player paticipation = Soccer by far
Tv ratings and attendance = AFL by a long way
U have to remember that australia is not just full of true blue aussies that play AFL .we have greeks,italians,chinese etc etc that all play soccer.Last time i looked i didnt see many players that were not white or aboriginal. [/quote]
greeks,italians,chinese ?? haha yea its true there aren’t many chinese AFL players but if you havent seen many italians playing then you have obviously never watched the game hahaha…
and yes you are right about soccer being the highest player participation but AFL is the most popular sport because its the sport that most people choose as they’re most favourite to watch and that sounds like popularity to me.
I love AFL more than any other sport but i wouldnt play it because in the lower grades alot of guys are just out to hurt you which isnt much fun, i actually play soccer as well its a great sport because its fun and i dont end up with an injury after each game.
[quote]beebuddy wrote:
One of my heroes… [/quote]
I think I missed the joke…
Wasn’t that guy Austrian?
[quote]BluePfaltz wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
One of my heroes…
I think I missed the joke…
Wasn’t that guy Austrian?[/quote]
That’s the joke!
