[quote]jtg987 wrote:
Fine you can have russel crowe back[/quote]
No, you can keep the angry midget.
[quote]TimmyC wrote:
King of Kings wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
TimmyC wrote:
what do we have ?
Aussie rules of course
just a taste
That motherfucker just jumped off of some dude’s back. GTFO! Crazy.
Pfft Aussie rules sucks the big one.
Cant sand the game personally,Rugby Union is another that shits me to tears.
Kick ,lineout,kick,ruck and maul, scrum(repack scrum for 10 minutes) pass,kick,lineout,knock-on,scrum. Thats what that once entertaining game has now come to 
U want to watch a hard and fast game with plenty of big hits then watch Rugby Leauge.
Sucks the big one ? yea its only the most popular sport in the country…
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Nah mate,Soccer is the most popular.
But it depends on how u mean “popular”
Player paticipation = Soccer by far
Tv ratings and attendance = AFL by a long way
U have to remember that australia is not just full of true blue aussies that play AFL .we have greeks,italians,chinese etc etc that all play soccer.Last time i looked i didnt see many players that were not white or aboriginal.
[quote]jtg987 wrote:
Trizender wrote:
As for the AFL vs NRL debate, I’ve never understood the appeal of spectator sports. I just can’t get excited over watching men chase balls.
Both sports are equally boring.
i agree, also i dont see why heterosexual males would want to compete in something thats subliminally gay
chasing balls, running around with men in short shorts, grabbing other men in short shorts[/quote]
Fair enough
I dont play the game,i only watch it so does that make me half gay??
So do u watch any sports? I presume not because just about every sport involves chasing a ball.
Golf
Soccer
Union
Afl
Leauge
Tennis
Polocross
Cricket
BaseBall
etc etc
I think it is funny that we are now the fattest nation in the world and simultaneously second only to the Japanese in life expectancy.
Soccer has only got such high participation rates because its a kids game. Moms think it is less dangerous than other sports.
As for only white and aboriginal people playing AFL? Are you blind? Melbourne is the home of AFL and has the second largest greek population outside of Athens. Read a list of player names.
[quote]Possumwee wrote:
"*Canberra-hate the place but where else is it legal to buy porn and fireworks. "
Every shop in the UK 
Marmite > Vegemite
I wanna see if you can get G-day tuna over here, it sounds good lol
Ive eaten alligators steak before, if you can call that Australian…[/quote]
We don’t have alligators in australia only crocodiles. They are quite tasty though. Camel kangaroo water buffalo all good choices.
We also export allot of camels to the middle east.
[quote]King of Kings wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
TimmyC wrote:
what do we have ?
Aussie rules of course
just a taste
That motherfucker just jumped off of some dude’s back. GTFO! Crazy.
Pfft Aussie rules sucks the big one.
Cant sand the game personally,Rugby Union is another that shits me to tears.
Kick ,lineout,kick,ruck and maul, scrum(repack scrum for 10 minutes) pass,kick,lineout,knock-on,scrum. Thats what that once entertaining game has now come to
U want to watch a hard and fast game with plenty of big hits then watch Rugby Leauge.
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League is the most repetitive sport bar maybe basketball. Big hits, sure but it has little else to offer.
[quote]King of Kings wrote:
…Last time I was in Canberra I spent ages trying to find fireworks and failed dismally; I think they’re outlawed now. This basically means that Canberra has nothing going for it and one has absolutely no reason to live or visit there…
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You can only buy them on the queens birthday long weekend and have proof of ACT residency. They threaten to ban them every year. Its the same kind of deal in the Northern Territory. You can buy porn anywhere in Australia.
As someone living in Canberra I agree that I cant find a reason for anyone to visit. Plenty of work for me here is the only think keeping me from moving somewhere warmer.
Why do Aussies hate fireworks so much? What are the gun laws like? I imagine that you’d need a gun in Australia.
All I know is I was 15 when Xena was on TV and I know she came from either New Zealand or Australia…
I don’t remember, but props to whichever made her!
[quote]BluePfaltz wrote:
All I know is I was 15 when Xena was on TV and I know she came from either New Zealand or Australia…
I don’t remember, but props to whichever made her![/quote]
Lucy Lawless. She’s from NZ.
I’d stick my penis in her. And then she’d make that sound she did in Xena. With every thrust. Awesome.
[quote]jtg987 wrote:
Trizender wrote:
As for the AFL vs NRL debate, I’ve never understood the appeal of spectator sports. I just can’t get excited over watching men chase balls.
Both sports are equally boring.
i agree, also i dont see why heterosexual males would want to compete in something thats subliminally gay
chasing balls, running around with men in short shorts, grabbing other men in short shorts[/quote]
You sound bitter.
Did you get the shit kicked out of you by some footy players?
[quote]beebuddy wrote:
Why do Aussies hate fireworks so much? What are the gun laws like? I imagine that you’d need a gun in Australia. [/quote]
In Australia, the general view seems to be that if some dumbass burns themself with fireworks, nobody should be allowed to use them. Same goes for illicit drugs, guns and even alcohol to an extent.
I can still remember how pissed off I was at around age 8 when my parents explained to me the logic behind why fireworks night had to be banned.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
jtg987 wrote:
Fine you can have russel crowe back
No, you can keep the angry midget.[/quote]
Trade you Ian Thorpe for Flight of the Conchords.
Man I hate Thorpe
[quote]Regular Gonzalez wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
Why do Aussies hate fireworks so much? What are the gun laws like? I imagine that you’d need a gun in Australia.
In Australia, the general view seems to be that if some dumbass burns themself with fireworks, nobody should be allowed to use them. Same goes for illicit drugs, guns and even alcohol to an extent.
I can still remember how pissed off I was at around age 8 when my parents explained to me the logic behind why fireworks night had to be banned.[/quote]
It’s like that here too. But then again, you are just another New Zealand city.
[quote]Regular Gonzalez wrote:
Trade you Ian Thorpe for Flight of the Conchords.
Man I hate Thorpe[/quote]
No deal.
[quote]Regular Gonzalez wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
Why do Aussies hate fireworks so much? What are the gun laws like? I imagine that you’d need a gun in Australia.
In Australia, the general view seems to be that if some dumbass burns themself with fireworks, nobody should be allowed to use them. Same goes for illicit drugs, guns and even alcohol to an extent.
I can still remember how pissed off I was at around age 8 when my parents explained to me the logic behind why fireworks night had to be banned.
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Weird, I figured guns were a staple of the outback.
[quote]beebuddy wrote:
Regular Gonzalez wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
Why do Aussies hate fireworks so much? What are the gun laws like? I imagine that you’d need a gun in Australia.
In Australia, the general view seems to be that if some dumbass burns themself with fireworks, nobody should be allowed to use them. Same goes for illicit drugs, guns and even alcohol to an extent.
I can still remember how pissed off I was at around age 8 when my parents explained to me the logic behind why fireworks night had to be banned.
Weird, I figured guns were a staple of the outback.[/quote]
Yeah really, how else are you going to fuck up the crocodiles/kangaroos/dingos/snakes etc…
[quote]beebuddy wrote:
Weird, I figured guns were a staple of the outback.[/quote]
Lol, the vast majority of us live in urban areas
[quote]Regular Gonzalez wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
Weird, I figured guns were a staple of the outback.
Lol, the vast majority of us live in urban areas[/quote]
Wait…You don’t take your kangaroo to work with you? How else do you get there on time?
[quote]sands wrote:
Regular Gonzalez wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
Weird, I figured guns were a staple of the outback.
Lol, the vast majority of us live in urban areas
Wait…You don’t take your kangaroo to work with you? How else do you get there on time?[/quote]
I have to cross a river, so I ride my pet crocodile to work.