So long as it advertises your ebook. The YouTube tells me to work up on Big Macs, but the ebook teaches me the real secret is Taco Bell
As a Brit, Taco Bell is a bit out there. Macdonalds deliver.
Imagine if Dorian had had Taco Bell though
Is diarrhoea anabolic?
Precontest âdrying outâ method?
Iâm over here defending Taco Bell, but I donât like it either. Chick-Fil-A is my favorite
Never had it, honestly. Kinda interested, Iâm a big fan of cheap, fake, knock off mexican food. Old El Paso for the win.
Thatâs what Taco Bell is! Youâve blown my mind.
Chick-Fil-A is just fried chicken sandwiches, but they consistently have nice, helpful teenagers working there (I donât even know where you get those) and theyâve added mac and cheese. It doesnât taste quite as greasy terrible as some of the other stuff either
If I wanted fried chicken, we have KFC though. Or Nandos, for preference. Then I can pretend to be healthy.
Itâs just not the same for some reason.
I canât remember the last time I had Chick-Fil-A. For some reason, I always want it on Sunday and theyâre closed on Sunday.
The fuck? Is this still 1950?
Yeah itâs a bit unique
Five Guys probably deliver the best burger however the prices are eye watering.
Popped into Burger King on a whim a few weeks ago and was pleasantly surprised. Wasnât as greasy as I remember.
McDâs is just bland, unfulfilling yet strangely satisfying, at the time. They must inject it with brain drugs or something
I was saying this to the missus a few weeks ago. Iâm not convinced I actually enjoy eating MacDonalds, I just feel strangely satisfied once Iâm done.
Had a fucking blowout the night
Itâs my missus man. Sheâs dieting too and itâs FUCKING with her mind.
She was begging for us to get a dominos. I agreed eventually however I said Iâll get a medium and she flipped out
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I know her tactics. Sheâs guilt ridden and doesnât want to carry the burden of gluttony.
Was time for reverse psychology.
Ending up destroying a large chicken pizza, which by the way was absolutely shite.
That wasnât enough however. Pizza is a trigger food.
âIâll nip out to the shops darling and pick us up a couple of cakey treats â
1 caramel cupcake and 2 Feasts later and sheâs begging me that we will be back on track tomorrow. She guilt ridden and feels like shit.
Iâm on the Airdyne, performing some damage limitation.
Lesson of the day.
Women are snakes with tits
Totally mate.
Theyâre banal burgers. Only the sauce gives it a hint of personality.
So fucking glad my missus doesnât do any of this stuff, she just gets on and eats what she wants and I get on and eat what I want.
Might change my mind in 10 years once her genetics stop working their magic though mind.
Itâs psychological warfare. Theyâre masters at it.
Sheâs watching YouTube videos of competitive eaters and mukbangers all fuxking day. Torturing herself.
Itâs like the War Of The Roses in here
My mom and sister brought me some Burger King tonight. then asked me if I wanted some free ice cream afterwards as they want to buy some. I Donât know where I found the willpower to refuse. Freaking temptresses!
Fun movie! I love Micheal Douglas.
Me too
Romancing The Stone!