Strong and Conditioned (ChongLordUno)

So long as it advertises your ebook. The YouTube tells me to work up on Big Macs, but the ebook teaches me the real secret is Taco Bell

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As a Brit, Taco Bell is a bit out there. Macdonalds deliver.

Imagine if Dorian had had Taco Bell though

Is diarrhoea anabolic?

Precontest “drying out” method?

I’m over here defending Taco Bell, but I don’t like it either. Chick-Fil-A is my favorite

Never had it, honestly. Kinda interested, I’m a big fan of cheap, fake, knock off mexican food. Old El Paso for the win.

That’s what Taco Bell is! You’ve blown my mind.

Chick-Fil-A is just fried chicken sandwiches, but they consistently have nice, helpful teenagers working there (I don’t even know where you get those) and they’ve added mac and cheese. It doesn’t taste quite as greasy terrible as some of the other stuff either

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If I wanted fried chicken, we have KFC though. Or Nandos, for preference. Then I can pretend to be healthy.

It’s just not the same for some reason.
I can’t remember the last time I had Chick-Fil-A. For some reason, I always want it on Sunday and they’re closed on Sunday.

The fuck? Is this still 1950?

Yeah it’s a bit unique

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Five Guys probably deliver the best burger however the prices are eye watering.

Popped into Burger King on a whim a few weeks ago and was pleasantly surprised. Wasn’t as greasy as I remember.

McD’s is just bland, unfulfilling yet strangely satisfying, at the time. They must inject it with brain drugs or something

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I was saying this to the missus a few weeks ago. I’m not convinced I actually enjoy eating MacDonalds, I just feel strangely satisfied once I’m done.

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Had a fucking blowout the night

It’s my missus man. She’s dieting too and it’s FUCKING with her mind.

She was begging for us to get a dominos. I agreed eventually however I said I’ll get a medium and she flipped out :joy:.

I know her tactics. She’s guilt ridden and doesn’t want to carry the burden of gluttony.

Was time for reverse psychology.

Ending up destroying a large chicken pizza, which by the way was absolutely shite.

That wasn’t enough however. Pizza is a trigger food.

“I’ll nip out to the shops darling and pick us up a couple of cakey treats “

1 caramel cupcake and 2 Feasts later and she’s begging me that we will be back on track tomorrow. She guilt ridden and feels like shit.

I’m on the Airdyne, performing some damage limitation.

Lesson of the day.

Women are snakes with tits

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Totally mate.

They’re banal burgers. Only the sauce gives it a hint of personality.

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So fucking glad my missus doesn’t do any of this stuff, she just gets on and eats what she wants and I get on and eat what I want.

Might change my mind in 10 years once her genetics stop working their magic though mind.

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It’s psychological warfare. They’re masters at it.

She’s watching YouTube videos of competitive eaters and mukbangers all fuxking day. Torturing herself.

It’s like the War Of The Roses in here

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My mom and sister brought me some Burger King tonight. then asked me if I wanted some free ice cream afterwards as they want to buy some. I Don’t know where I found the willpower to refuse. Freaking temptresses!

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Fun movie! I love Micheal Douglas.

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Me too

Romancing The Stone!