If you do not laugh/get angry/have any response at this, you sir, are not human
http://www.stevenlim.net/hunk.htm
you’re welcome
I’m going to buy that eyebrow plucking book.
The Engrish makes it extra awesome:
"How does Changes to my appearance change my life?
Guaranteed Effective Weight Gain or Loss Page! Muscles included…
[quote]pzehtoeur wrote:
I’m going to buy that eyebrow plucking book. [/quote]
Properly groomed eyebrows are a necessity.
Back when I was in college, a girl once called me a “chunk”.
I said, “Chunk? What the hell is that?”
She said, “Well, you’re a hunk, but smaller.”
I’m not human.
I was angry and then the song calmed me down a bit.
“REALLY HOPE SIR WILL LIKE IT!” www.stevenlim.net
He’s got a book on premature ejaculation as well. Clearly this man is the savior so many have been looking for.
I did not laugh/get angry and I don’t have any response to this. Meh, told ya I’m not an Human but a ANIMAL,
an solemn monk in the temple of iron…
[quote]Dre the Hatchet wrote:
I did not laugh/get angry and I don’t have any response to this. Meh, told ya I’m not an Human but a ANIMAL,
an solemn monk in the temple of iron… [/quote]
I’m with you on that one. No response whatsoever. I’m either an animal or I’m dead. Hopefully I’m an animal, because I hear bestiality is making a comeback this fall.
My eyebrows are a naturally graceful arc which have been the subject of study by many great architects and several weird dudes who have offered money to “paint” me for cash.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
My eyebrows are a naturally graceful arc which have been the subject of study by many great architects and several weird dudes who have offered money to “paint” me for cash.
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This claim is useless without a closeup.
Lmao. The first few guys I dated were Asian and then I dated a Caucasian guy who was in the military. After that I have not been attracted to Asian guys at all. I think this website offers some sort of explanation why.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Back when I was in college, a girl once called me a “chunk”.
I said, “Chunk? What the hell is that?”
She said, “Well, you’re a hunk, but smaller.”
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[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
My eyebrows are a naturally graceful arc which have been the subject of study by many great architects and several weird dudes who have offered money to “paint” me for cash.
[/quote]
This claim is useless without a closeup.[/quote]
You’re just trying to get me close so you can spring the V trap. I know how this works!
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Back when I was in college, a girl once called me a “chunk”.
I said, “Chunk? What the hell is that?”
She said, “Well, you’re a hunk, but smaller.”
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LOL, wasn’t Chunk the name of the fat kid in The Goonies?
Imagine doing 24 pull-ups with a 80kg body!!! How much strength do u need?!
This made me seriously LOL
[quote]BobParr wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Back when I was in college, a girl once called me a “chunk”.
I said, “Chunk? What the hell is that?”
She said, “Well, you’re a hunk, but smaller.”
:/[/quote]
LOL, wasn’t Chunk the name of the fat kid in The Goonies?[/quote]
I never saw the Goonies.
[quote]fivefeetoffury wrote:
Lmao. The first few guys I dated were Asian and then I dated a Caucasian guy who was in the military. After that I have not been attracted to Asian guys at all. I think this website offers some sort of explanation why. [/quote]
He is not, by a long shot, an accurate example of what an average asian guy is.