[quote]thehebrewhero wrote:
Do any of you guys know much about STD’s ? I’ve got a really strange situation. I recently took a std test and showed poitive for hep b & hpv 2… Weird thing is I did the test becuase I had a encounter a week ago and was stressed. When I went over the results with the lab tech she said that the results would not have shown positive had I caught this stuff a week ago.
Heres the odd part… Im married so if I got this I got it from my wife or some other indescretions during our marrige… Which means she hs it too and has
A) Never told me
B) Isnt aware she has it either
C) We both just carried and never showed signs could have always had them
Theres relly no way to bring it up becuase if she cheated she will most likely lie. Plus she could lawyer up and take hlf my shit… Im actually not mad at her if she did step out as I’ve not been perfect either. However at some point a med test will show up & we will hve to face the monster… Or it could be a false positive…[/quote]
[quote]thehebrewhero wrote:
Thanks for the input guys… Good insight dentist… I’ll recheck my shit. Before the test I had some type of strep throat thing. I’ve always gotten canqor sores in my mouth but generally when Im highly stressed. My last STD test was 12yrs ago… Back then they did the dick swab, blood, & piss at a dr office. This test was a confidential test I paid for online and did a blood and piss test at a lab… This was paid cash and off my insurance so theres no record of it. I give blood every 3 months as part of my TRT Im prone to thick blood so I dump a pint every 3 months and before blasting… So far I never showed positive for Hep B… I think it may be a false positive becuase…
I had been doing coke and E for 3 days straight plus drinking so my liver was toast
I was sick before I went on the bender
I had canqor sore day of test
I dont think theres any reason to start drama at home now… If Ive had this stuff its been years… I’ll retest in 90days as recomended by the lab tech & verify… If its still positive I’ll talk to a doc… If I see anything break out on my junk I’ll run to the doc… But in all honesty I think its probably nothing and the STD test people probably just want another $200 [/quote]
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
And THAT’S why I always say, “USE CONDOMS”.
My number is in the triple digits and I’ve never had an STD. Because I ALWAYS use a condom. Each time, every time. And I enjoy a good chase, so I don’t sleep with whores/sluts/easy women.[/quote]
If your number is in the triple digits? Best believe there are some “whores/sluts/easy women” mixed in there. You just might not know it.
[/quote]With out a doubt. I’m speaking of what I prefer these days. In my misspent youth, I kept a two by four and some rope in my trunk just in case I needed to strap it across my ass so I didn’t fall in.[quote]
How long is your typical sight, target, approach, and conquer normally take in your chases?
[/quote]I’ve had chases last literally five minutes and I’ve chases that lasted five years.[quote]
Are you selecting a female for approach, spending time with them, fucking them, then moving on? Letting relationships run there course?
Exactly and here I was thinking I was the only guy who would be down to hangout with hebrewhero. Sounds like my kinda guy.
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
[quote]thehebrewhero wrote:
Thanks for the input guys… Good insight dentist… I’ll recheck my shit. Before the test I had some type of strep throat thing. I’ve always gotten canqor sores in my mouth but generally when Im highly stressed. My last STD test was 12yrs ago… Back then they did the dick swab, blood, & piss at a dr office. This test was a confidential test I paid for online and did a blood and piss test at a lab… This was paid cash and off my insurance so theres no record of it. I give blood every 3 months as part of my TRT Im prone to thick blood so I dump a pint every 3 months and before blasting… So far I never showed positive for Hep B… I think it may be a false positive becuase…
I had been doing coke and E for 3 days straight plus drinking so my liver was toast
I was sick before I went on the bender
I had canqor sore day of test
I dont think theres any reason to start drama at home now… If Ive had this stuff its been years… I’ll retest in 90days as recomended by the lab tech & verify… If its still positive I’ll talk to a doc… If I see anything break out on my junk I’ll run to the doc… But in all honesty I think its probably nothing and the STD test people probably just want another $200 [/quote]
Not sure if your being sarcastic but thanks…
Heres a update to the bros that had good advice…
I went and retested @ std clinic in the inner city…man that sucked… the dr said she was pretty sure i had the herps…she gave me a lifetime script for acyclovir…gotta take this shit 2x a day 4 life & 3x a day if I get a outbreak.
Doc is sending me to a specialist for a hep b test
From what ive learned its so so common most people dont know they have it & its really not a huge deal. From the info packet I got it says 1 out of every 4 women has hsv2 & 1 out of every 5 dudes has it. Most show no symptoms or have mild symptoms & mistake it for jock itch, heat rash, or just think they are raw from bangin hard…so based on the cdc stats some of you or your women may have herps 2…
Btw I called the bitch that passed me this shit she said she was clean…turns out shes a married devout muslim…I quess allah tu
gives a pass in miami…
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
In my misspent youth, I kept a two by four and some rope in my trunk just in case I needed to strap it across my ass so I didn’t fall in.[/quote]
LOOOOOOOOOOL
[quote]thehebrewhero wrote:
Btw I called the bitch that passed me this shit she said she was clean…turns out shes a married devout muslim…I quess allah tu
gives a pass in miami…
Dang thought you were on my side… Herpes hero was pretty funny I gotta admit
Im now replaying the event in my head over and over… Not sure I mentioned this but if I got this its from oral not bangin… The chick just gave me head…Some sites say HSV2 can be spread through oral some say no… Also she was fingerbangin her self then power strokin me so maybe some vag juice got on my dong… At this point Im still not sure if its A) From the encounter B) My wife C) Had it for years and just never knew…Havent had any outbreaks that I know of so far it just showed up on a blood test…
As eyedentist recomended I did a retest with real drs so waiting on results Still trying to get appointment for Hep B retest…Also Im not in the clear on HIV doc says I have to retest at 3 months & 6 months to be 100%…Its so stressfull…They said HIV through oral is rare but chances increase when herpes is involved… I’ve been drinking like a fish & crushing vicadins
Dang thought you were on my side… Herpes hero was pretty funny I gotta admit
Im now replaying the event in my head over and over… Not sure I mentioned this but if I got this its from oral not bangin… The chick just gave me head…Some sites say HSV2 can be spread through oral some say no… Also she was fingerbangin her self then power strokin me so maybe some vag juice got on my dong… At this point Im still not sure if its A) From the encounter B) My wife C) Had it for years and just never knew…Havent had any outbreaks that I know of so far it just showed up on a blood test…
As eyedentist recomended I did a retest with real drs so waiting on results Still trying to get appointment for Hep B retest…Also Im not in the clear on HIV doc says I have to retest at 3 months & 6 months to be 100%…Its so stressfull…They said HIV through oral is rare but chances increase when herpes is involved… I’ve been drinking like a fish & crushing vicadins [/quote]
Bravo dude! This is pure beauty. Hemingway can pound sand, this is how the english language was meant to be used.
Dang thought you were on my side… Herpes hero was pretty funny I gotta admit
Im now replaying the event in my head over and over… Not sure I mentioned this but if I got this its from oral not bangin… The chick just gave me head…Some sites say HSV2 can be spread through oral some say no… Also she was fingerbangin her self then power strokin me so maybe some vag juice got on my dong… At this point Im still not sure if its A) From the encounter B) My wife C) Had it for years and just never knew…Havent had any outbreaks that I know of so far it just showed up on a blood test…
As eyedentist recomended I did a retest with real drs so waiting on results Still trying to get appointment for Hep B retest…Also Im not in the clear on HIV doc says I have to retest at 3 months & 6 months to be 100%…Its so stressfull…They said HIV through oral is rare but chances increase when herpes is involved… I’ve been drinking like a fish & crushing vicadins [/quote]
[quote]thehebrewhero wrote:
I’ve been drinking like a fish & crushing vicadins [/quote]
Dude, what the fuck. You have kids. Come clean with the wife, and stop medicating yourself. Your liver is screaming at you!
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Dude its waaay 2 soon to come out. Waiting on test results. If 2nd round of tests come back bad then yes I will deal with it. If thats the case I will have her do a test as well. If she gave me some shit I aint going out like a bitch snitching myself out & giving her half if shes dirty. If shes clean ill give her what she wants thats fair imo…
Dude its alot of stress now a few vikes wont kill me
Audio yes im 37 cmon man thats not ancient… I only party hard 2-3x a yr this aint ed shit like my 20s
[quote]Yogi wrote:
Am I the only person who actually really likes this guy?
Mate, you’re fucking hilarious! You remind me of some of my friends.
Keep on keeping on, that’s my advice.[/quote]
I have an old friend, who, in his early twenties, would go to Indonesia on weekly benders and fuck some Javanese girls.
On night, he called me out and told me a chick from one of his weekend escapades stole a few strands of his hair and put a curse on him, and threatened to complete all stages of the curse if he didn’t give up everything and stay with her in her village.
This kind of Asian curse entails the victim having initial depression, paranoia, insomnia, mild hallucinations and sensations of pins and needles on certain parts of his body.
This idiot was just coming off a 3 day ketamine and E binge.
He was convinced he would suffer till the final stages of the curse, which would include a nightly visit from A FLYING HEAD WITH ITS ENTRAILS HANGING FROM ITS NECK.
The OP reminds me very much of him now. Sam e age and still partying on!