Stat Comparison: 16 Year-Old

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[quote]randman wrote:
My penis is 8" long? Is that good for my age? How does it compare to others at age 35?

Stats:

Age - 35 yrs old
Penis length - 8"
Penis circumference - 3"
Length of time training it - 20 yrs
Thrust speed - blazing fast
Thrust frequency - 120 butt contractions per min.
Strength endurance - hung a large beach towel off of it for over 30 seconds
Beauty factor - it’s gorgeous

Do you guys see any areas where I need to improve? All comments welcome (except for anything negative that doesn’t support my views and affirm what I’m already doing, basically I’m looking for “lookin good bro” or “nice base” type of comments)
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YEH man
I’m 14 but mine is 17" long been training for 3 weeks but hey not so bad for a beginner

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That was fucking AWSOME! Im dying here you funny fucking motherfucker!

Amir

[quote]randman wrote:
My penis is 8" long? Is that good for my age? How does it compare to others at age 35?

Stats:

Age - 35 yrs old
Penis length - 8"
Penis circumference - 3"
Length of time training it - 20 yrs
Thrust speed - blazing fast
Thrust frequency - 120 butt contractions per min.
Strength endurance - hung a large beach towel off of it for over 30 seconds
Beauty factor - it’s gorgeous

Do you guys see any areas where I need to improve? All comments welcome (except for anything negative that doesn’t support my views and affirm what I’m already doing, basically I’m looking for “lookin good bro” or “nice base” type of comments)
[/quote]

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[quote]randman wrote:
My penis is 8" long? Is that good for my age? How does it compare to others at age 35?

Stats:

Age - 35 yrs old
Penis length - 8"
Penis circumference - 3"
Length of time training it - 20 yrs
Thrust speed - blazing fast
Thrust frequency - 120 butt contractions per min.
Strength endurance - hung a large beach towel off of it for over 30 seconds
Beauty factor - it’s gorgeous

Do you guys see any areas where I need to improve? All comments welcome (except for anything negative that doesn’t support my views and affirm what I’m already doing, basically I’m looking for “lookin good bro” or “nice base” type of comments)
[/quote]

By the way, 3" circumference is about 1" diameter.

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[quote]bikemike wrote:
By the way, 3" circumference is about 1" diameter.[/quote]

So are you saying I need to focus more on hypertrophy?

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[quote]randman wrote:
bikemike wrote:
By the way, 3" circumference is about 1" diameter.

So are you saying I need to focus more on hypertrophy?[/quote]

I don’t know. You don’t want to get “Too Big”.

On average, penis length and circumference are almost identical. So a hypothetical 8 inch long penis should also be about 8 inches in circumference-give or take an inch. I think its Gods way of making sure that it doesn’t get tied in a knot.

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[quote]sasquatch wrote:
Then let it be me

Bullshit![/quote]

Not that it matters for this guy, but I will go get some actual data from the football players at my highschool-and also check their form. I think they are back to doing full squats this year, but I’ve only seen them doing some strange form of floor presses.

This is a fact. When my younger brother was in 8th grade, and 14 years old and never having lifted I took him in to the college weight room and showed him how to deadlift and he deadlifted 300 immediately and pretty easily. He was about 5-10 220 at the time and overweight. Despite lifting hard through highschool he never got a completely clean form of 485 while in highschool, which he tried several times.

Also, a year ago June, I caught a workout with some of the football players from the highschool where I teach and they were DLing sets of 5 and adding 10 pounds per set to see who would be the last one standing. There were 4-5 guys there and none was bigger than 200-205 and they all got up to 345 x 5 and the last guy got to 385 or 395 x 5 and these were not the particularly strongest guys on the team, but they were the tough ones.

I also saw a little over a year ago in the HS weightroom a 280 pound lineman first work up to a 345 bench with very strict form, NO back arch and elbows almost straight out to the sides, and then squat first 495 (about an inch high) and then missed 550 coming up. He lacked a little hip flexibility but when he did 495, I kept telling him to get about an inch deeper, and he sat there for 8-10 seconds trying to get there and then just popped back up.

I saw a 150 pound d back walk out with 585 and “box” squat it although it was about a 19 inch box and he was 5 foot 5, but he didn’t bounce it, and it was impressive for me to see a guy that small take 2 steps back with 585. I just wish these coaches would get consistent with their training philosophy.

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[quote]Bicep_craze wrote:
Im 17 today (today’s my birthday), my mom just found my 4 egg-yolk-free-hard-boiled-eggs hidden into my closet and im pissed off cuz that means 20grams less protein a day.
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?

Why the heck do you need to hide eggs in your closet?

Oh yeah, happy birthday. (Maybe someone will get you some more eggs)

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[quote]Bicep_craze wrote:
pitbull11188 wrote:
I currently have around 1.5 years of serious training under my belt and was wondering how I stacked up compared to others.

Age: 16
Height: 5’ 10"
Weight: 210
BF %: approximately 15%
Max Bench: 245
Max Squat: 325
Max Deadlift: 350
Max Military: 165

For the record I still consider myself a beginner as I have no where near the knowledge, experience, or strength to be considered anything but. I am aiming to gain strength, definition is nice but at this time in my training considered a nice side effect, and any tips would be greatly appreciated.

ive been training mostly seriously for over a year now. Im 17 today (today’s my birthday), my mom just found my 4 egg-yolk-free-hard-boiled-eggs hidden into my closet and im pissed off cuz that means 20grams less protein a day.

Im 174 lbs at aproximatley 17% bodyfat. and you state that you are 210 lbs at 15% bodyfat.

yup. juice is a great thing. either that or its plain bullshit. when ill get off my mobiles USB cable il post my pics. post your pics too. the only excercise I have records close to max is squats: 300lbs for four repetitions clean on my sixth set. so 325 lbs max is pretty reasonable. but that 210 lbs at 15% bodyfat at your height sounds fishy to me.

the only suplement ive been (and still) taking is creatine monohydarte. if those numbers are for real than regard, cheers, keep strong, wish you the best.[/quote]

Sorry, but I don’t think anyone is doubting THOSE numbers. They are solid, but unspectacular. It was the 195 pound guy with the 475 deadlift who was in question. Look all, I have no problem questioning what some guy we don’t know puts up there for lift numbers, but a PROPERLY TRAINED and Solidly built 200 pound highschool football player should be able to squat at least 315 deep, deadlift 405, and bench 275 before turning 17 with NO PROBLEM (IF he has developed some coordination by that time). There are guys who can’t do that, but there should be at least 8-10 guys each of the 10,000+ highschools in the US who could do this.

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I just wanted to gauge myself compared to others my age, its not an ego thing, my penis is 12 inches of steel, more a am I on the right track thing. I know more than half the guys here would turn me into a plate jockey before lift with me, I have no illusions about my size.

Bicep_Craze: The body fat is an estimate based off of a 3 month-old calculation, and my maxes are 2 months old as well but I doubt any would be more than 10-15 pounds heavier. And why are your eggs in your closet pal?

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[quote]mertdawg wrote:
Alphaboy wrote:
yeh man, i’m 15 years old i decided to join the gym and went their the other day, ive been training for 4 weeks.

bench Press: 345lbs
Squats: 395lbs
deadlifts:475lbs

Not bad for a beginner hey.

Thats over 1000lbs total , I’m gonna join a powerlifting competition soon, hey might see you there.

I’m not in total disbelief here. Your stats say your 195. The only number that I would accept (if you say so) without a video is the deadlift just because I’ve seen far too many guys squats drop off 50 pounds in the last inch to parallel, and benches given a nice little controlled 25 pound bounce, but I HAVE known a few highschool guys deadlift close to 500 at just under 200 during their junior year and I think the deadlift is the most impressive of your three numbers so I have no reason to call BS.
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Hey It was a joke because i never believed the bloke so professorx chill out it was a joke…

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Definately sick of hearing about football players like there the strongest people on the planet, because with few exception football players cant lift worth shit nor does it matter due to the fact they are training to play a sport not involing the moving of standardized weight.

Powerlifting on the other hand is where you will find the strongest people at in any age group. Altought unlikely for most of you to admit there is a big difference between what football players consider a squat and a legal powerlifting competion squat therefore when i see numbers not certified by a powerlifting federation to me all they are just numbers not to say i dont believe just to instinctivily say competion lifts are more reputable and without question.

So, if one were to juxtapose the “big3” in highschool football players and highschool powerlifters one could see they are not appicable due to form and unkown variables produced in a highschool gym enviorment.

And no im not some computer nerd im 16 225lbs 15%bf
365bench
500 dead
500 squat

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[quote]mertdawg wrote:
On average, penis length and circumference are almost identical. So a hypothetical 8 inch long penis should also be about 8 inches in circumference-give or take an inch. I think its Gods way of making sure that it doesn’t get tied in a knot.[/quote]

I don’t think so man. You’re saying an 8 incher should be nearly as big around as a soda can? Not gonna happen.

On that thought, I’m going to see “Puppetry of the Penis” this weekend. Maybe they’ll tie theirs in a knot.

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wow… you are more secure than your sexuality than i am… I don’t think i could sit through 2 guys waving their wangs at each other for 2 hours.

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Young and insecure.

I remember when I was 19 posting about my 365 pound seated military on some dumbass board to prove I knew what I was talking about and then getting it standing out of a power rack in an empty gym in the afternoon when I was 24.

I feel embarressed just recalling that memory.

Anyhow, back to the gym.

Amir

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i’d believe alphaboy’s deadlift if he was almost 200 lbs. my friend pulled 405 his first time deadlifting and he’s like 155 5’11"

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[quote]andy bumphren wrote:
i’d believe alphaboy’s deadlift if he was almost 200 lbs. my friend pulled 405 his first time deadlifting and he’s like 155 5’11"[/quote]

Well, he said he was joking, but I don’t get it. If you want to joke, why not put up some numbers that are more impressive?

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[quote]mertdawg wrote:
sasquatch wrote:
Then let it be me

Bullshit!

Not that it matters for this guy, but I will go get some actual data from the football players at my highschool-and also check their form. I think they are back to doing full squats this year, but I’ve only seen them doing some strange form of floor presses.

This is a fact. When my younger brother was in 8th grade, and 14 years old and never having lifted I took him in to the college weight room and showed him how to deadlift and he deadlifted 300 immediately and pretty easily. He was about 5-10 220 at the time and overweight. Despite lifting hard through highschool he never got a completely clean form of 485 while in highschool, which he tried several times.

Also, a year ago June, I caught a workout with some of the football players from the highschool where I teach and they were DLing sets of 5 and adding 10 pounds per set to see who would be the last one standing. There were 4-5 guys there and none was bigger than 200-205 and they all got up to 345 x 5 and the last guy got to 385 or 395 x 5 and these were not the particularly strongest guys on the team, but they were the tough ones.

I also saw a little over a year ago in the HS weightroom a 280 pound lineman first work up to a 345 bench with very strict form, NO back arch and elbows almost straight out to the sides, and then squat first 495 (about an inch high) and then missed 550 coming up. He lacked a little hip flexibility but when he did 495, I kept telling him to get about an inch deeper, and he sat there for 8-10 seconds trying to get there and then just popped back up.

I saw a 150 pound d back walk out with 585 and “box” squat it although it was about a 19 inch box and he was 5 foot 5, but he didn’t bounce it, and it was impressive for me to see a guy that small take 2 steps back with 585. I just wish these coaches would get consistent with their training philosophy. [/quote]

My bullshit was directed at the–I thought–ficticious numbers the dude posted. We’ve all seen people lift more than they look like or abnormally high for their bodyweight.

And I agree the deadlift especially lines up this way with inexperienced lifters. Body makeup-ie.-arm length, torso length, height all are factors in newbie deads.