Staley Bootcamp - Oct. 15

God…I actually have to meet all these people that make fun of me all day on the internet!

[quote]Proteinpowda wrote:
God…I actually have to meet all these people that make fun of me all day on the internet![/quote]

Talk about facing the music. LOL

[quote]Proteinpowda wrote:
God…I actually have to meet all these people that make fun of me all day on the internet![/quote]

Why do I have the feeling Powda’s really looking forward to this?

Well I’m here. Sittin in rm 2** of the windmill suites. I took the Super Shuttle from the airport ($16.00). Talked the dude at the desk (with N4S help) into lettin me into my room. I’m bored. Might have to go explore…

DD

anyone else here yet?

Julianne! Can you give me a tour of Chandler? I’ll help set up in the morning…

DD

Devil dog- are you out of your mind-give you a tour of Chandler? I will be setting up ALL NIGHT this event and I have no time. Why don’t you sweet talk ProteinPowda for that. You guys crack me up-“Julianne, can you get me kosher meals served”, Julianne , can you make sure my hotel room has plenty of fresh linens" Julianne, can you give me a tour" Julianne, can you get me a couple of hookers and some whip cream" I mean really, these are not in my job description.-Julianne

[quote]Phill wrote:
The day has come to head to AZ.

Going to do my best to hide out from all you FREAKs for the most part. Im sure that plan will fail however. I will just have to attempt to NOT go to jail till after the seminar.

See you sometime.
Phill[/quote]

If you ever want to see your bands again…

DD

When are you setting up? Seriously, it’s not like I don’t have 3 hours to kill…It’s either help Julianne or hit on high school girls at the mall…

DD

[quote]teamstaley wrote:
Devil dog- are you out of your mind-give you a tour of Chandler? I will be setting up ALL NIGHT this event and I have no time. Why don’t you sweet talk ProteinPowda for that. You guys crack me up-“Julianne, can you get me kosher meals served”, Julianne , can you make sure my hotel room has plenty of fresh linens" Julianne, can you give me a tour" Julianne, can you get me a couple of hookers and some whip cream" I mean really, these are not in my job description.-Julianne[/quote]

ProteinPowda said something about Foopa and a date and a workout…He might be comming out tonight though.

DD

ok- 15 1/2 hours to go and some lucky winner during the day is getting an Ultimate Goody bag worth over a grand-Julianne

[quote]Devil0351Dog wrote:
teamstaley wrote:
Devil dog- are you out of your mind-give you a tour of Chandler? I will be setting up ALL NIGHT this event and I have no time. Why don’t you sweet talk ProteinPowda for that. You guys crack me up-“Julianne, can you get me kosher meals served”, Julianne , can you make sure my hotel room has plenty of fresh linens" Julianne, can you give me a tour" Julianne, can you get me a couple of hookers and some whip cream" I mean really, these are not in my job description.-Julianne

ProteinPowda said something about Foopa and a date and a workout…He might be comming out tonight though.

DD[/quote]

Well that’s right…PP will make his first ever appearance tonight

So, I’m here… where is everyone… ?

Well, I wasn’t kept awake by the sirens at all… things are off to a good start!

Have fun all you lucky dogs. Man, I’ll be sitting around watching football.

First night was quite a blast!

Myself, Bastard, Proteinpowda, Devildog, Need4Speed, Jodgey and several others hit the Kona Grill for dinner just after 8:00 p.m. Food was excellent, scenary was even better (I should move out here. Hotties Galore!).

While sitting down for dinner, we also had a chance to run into Phil, Chris Shugart, Jillybop and others.

My hottie friend showed up and chilled with us for a bit while enjoying the company of about 8 dudes. Total T-Nation gangbang. She loved it. And of course, I was the shortest mofo out last night. Especially when standing beside Bastard’s friend who towers over all at 6’8".

While we were eating, Dan John showed up and entertained us for hours. Once the restaurant was closed, it was time to head to the bar where Dan John the ladies man was in full swing helping to hook up several T-Nation members with some hotties.

Dan is a chick magnet. For one, he’s “safe.” Two, he has the personality that attracts anyone and everyone around him. However, despite his best efforts, someone did not seal the deal (no names are mentioned to protect the innocent). :wink:

Bastard had quite a conversation with a hot little blond massage therapist. My hottie went home early because she was tired but promised to come out again for tonight’s festivities. And the rest of us just had fun hanging out and talking to various hotties at the bar until closing time.

So here we are. I’ve managed to get three hours of sleep, and now I have to pull off the next 30 or so hours alive and awake.

The seminar will be starting soon, and it looks great! Not to mention all the prizes. This will be the shiznit.

Tonight will be where it all goes down when we get together after the seminar. Shugart will have pics and updates in his blog. Stay tuned…

Holy shit I’m tired. I need some Spike. Does anyone have any? I need it today and tonight.

Forgot to mention in the last post: I have met some very cool people so far. This is a wonderful opportunity to finally meet other T-Nation members.

Shugart is shorter than I thought he would be. Bastard is taller than I thought he would be. Vroom looks exactly like his avatar. Iron John has the kickass ZZ Top beard and military haircut. Jillybop has that thick New England accent (I used to have that), Jodgey is also a tall mofo and looks young. I’m still one of the shortest unless standing next to Hot Az or Jillybop. Need4Speed is a lot more quiet in person than on the forum. Dan John is just like you read and see on the forum. Good times, and they’ve only just begun.

Well I’m sitting at the conference now. For some reason I always seem to get the same reply when people notice the “Proteinpowda” illegibly scribbled on my nametag. DevilDog and Need4Speed are next to me; Dan John and Shugs are upfront. Apparently I’m the only one that brought a laptop.

It’s going to be a fun day.

To those that were going to come but didnt. I want you to turn to the person next to you and ask for a bitch slap. Charles jsut kicked off the seminar with an amazing talk on progression. My pee pee is tingling just thinking about it.
I gotta get back cuz I think I will be ripped to shreds for being late, but I cant WAIT to see Dan John, LL, Eric Cobb and others.
BTW, the t-peeps are pimp mofos. Nate Dogg is as short as they say he is. And Dan John simply runs the show, as we said last night he is the alpha male, and every woman in the room knows it. more to come from arizona… . . .

[quote]jodgey wrote:
To those that were going to come but didnt. I want you to turn to the person next to you and ask for a bitch slap. Charles jsut kicked off the seminar with an amazing talk on progression. My pee pee is tingling just thinking about it.
I gotta get back cuz I think I will be ripped to shreds for being late, but I cant WAIT to see Dan John, LL, Eric Cobb and others.
BTW, the t-peeps are pimp mofos. Nate Dogg is as short as they say he is. And Dan John simply runs the show, as we said last night he is the alpha male, and every woman in the room knows it. more to come from arizona… . . .

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LOL! I just passed the laptop around to everyone in my room to show them that post. That might explain the rnadom giggling going on from the third row on the left :slight_smile:

ok-I am back at the office for some other work fr a minute and thought I wiould share a few tidbits

First off everyone who came to this rocks and everyone seems very genuine. Natedog is a trip- this morning at 6:30 am he had the nerve to ask me if I could take him to Dennys for eggs. Like I don’t have enough to do and have not even been to bed… Who ever is next to him watch out- he says he ate about 5 hard boiled eggs that the hotel had in the continental set up-anyway- I am glad though that he made it here and is having a great time. It was great to meet up with a few of my adopted sons and I feel like the den mom at summer camp. I have heard a few wild stories having to do with a jello filled bathtub but I may have misheard though as I have had no sleep in awhile . More later-Jules