[quote]elano wrote:
So I can poop better.
Poop.[/quote]
#12. missed sharting, though you’ll usually notice…
'Cause Fuck Gravity
[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:
A conversation I overheard at a local powerlifting club:
Lifter 1: How’s the knee?
Masters lifter (58yrs old): Not good today. I can’t walk, but I can squat.
Lifter 2: I’d rather squat than walk! [/quote]
I haven’t been there in a bit. Is he squatting now since the surgery?
to isolate the quads after leg press
Because if I only do push-pull meets, I’m not technically a powerlifter. Seriously, most of my long-term tweaks and injuries are squat related. I’ll be a push-pull or bench specialist before I’m 40 at the current rate.
As long as I can squat, I keep my sanity. Once I didn’t squat for a week, and I started killing random kids in the neighborhood.
because fuck small legs.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
Ruggerlife wrote:
A conversation I overheard at a local powerlifting club:
Lifter 1: How’s the knee?
Masters lifter (58yrs old): Not good today. I can’t walk, but I can squat.
Lifter 2: I’d rather squat than walk!
I haven’t been there in a bit. Is he squatting now since the surgery?[/quote]
Not sure. This was before the surgery when he was still planning on going to Worlds.
Squatting feeds the wolf.
[quote]mccl8262 wrote:
if you don’t squat, then you are a pussy
and they can cure cancer[/quote]
Pussy’s are tough, dicks are the ones who only last two minutes puke all over the place and then collapse into worthless limpness
OK on a serious note: to prove I DO know squat
Skwaating turns me into an overly aroused state like a Taurus smelling bitches in heat while wanting to pounce on my female pray every single moment of every single day until the next time I Skwaat where the whole cycle happens again. Some women have ran away from me, not because I want to fuck them like a wild animal, but because my veins are constantly sticking out of my head and my eyes are bloodshot from Skwaating. It’s an addiction, I fucking hate it, but I need to Skwaat. I detox when I don’t.
Skwatting cured my swine flu. If you aren’t squatting you aren’t squat.
because i enjoy peeling my face off the floor after a heavy set of squats.
Why do I squat?
There is no argument good enough that I can give for why I shouldn’t. That’s the bottom line.
I squat because after each squat session, Im one step closer to kicking the shit out of Chuck Norris and his “total gym”
because people say I’m not built for them. I like to be able to squat more then those people.
Because if I didn’t squat I’d just assume the monolift was a torture device.
[quote]Joshuatree wrote:
Because if I didn’t squat I’d just assume the monolift was a torture device. [/quote]
who said its not?
I squat to know what its like to have spinal compression, well not really… If you dont squat then you dont train, you ‘workout’… GAY SHIT!!