Split My Freaking Pants in the Office

[quote]Renton wrote:
I was at work, then I went to the food store, and didn’t notice until I got home. Commando at work is not an option.

Ummm - I was actually informed about it by a young lady (nerrrrr Print!) who was quite vocal and made sure her friends got a good look first (I was in a local drinking establishment).

It turned out Ok though as said young lady got a private viewing later that evening (nerrrrrr WolBarret)[/quote]

LOL - typical Renton.

[quote]Renton wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Renton wrote:
imhungry wrote:
The Manthony wrote:
anyone else ever split their pants at work?

No, but I walked around with my zipper open for about 3 hours the other day.

I once did similar for about half an hour with the additional problem of the fact that I’d gone commando.

Nice.

How did you finally notice?

I was at work, then I went to the food store, and didn’t notice until I got home. Commando at work is not an option.

Ummm - I was actually informed about it by a young lady (nerrrrr Print!) who was quite vocal and made sure her friends got a good look first (I was in a local drinking establishment).

It turned out Ok though as said young lady got a private viewing later that evening (nerrrrrr WolBarret)[/quote]

It pays to advertise, huh?

Wol should have at least zipped it back up when he was done. Otherwise, it’s just bad manners.

When I worked outside I’d blow out jeans every now and then. I’ve been know to use a stappler and mend the seem until I got home, works pretty well on jeans not sure about dress slacks.

I’m not sure what’s worse; splitting your freaking pants at the office, or deciding to post a picture of your ass on a thread.

Shameless self promotion.

Nice bum?

Got a bare shot in the SAMA forum somewhere?

i reguraly blow out the crotch regions in my canterbury track pants. happened weekly while i was working at the summer scheme coaching…

went through 4 pairs. ended up just leaving the legs fully unzipped and it stopped but looked odd when it was raining. lol

Scott

i once had a hole in my pants and i didnt know, i was also not wearing underwear then one of my friends made the comment “i can see your balls”

[quote]Christine wrote:
Nice bum?

Got a bare shot in the SAMA forum somewhere?[/quote]

Everytime you post, I see you smiling with the same expression as your avatar.

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
Christine wrote:
Nice bum?

Got a bare shot in the SAMA forum somewhere?

Everytime you post, I see you smiling with the same expression as your avatar.[/quote]

x2

i often smile at it. its kind of like the laughing baby ringtone. you cant help but laugh aswell!

Scott

[quote]thosebananas wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
Christine wrote:
Nice bum?

Got a bare shot in the SAMA forum somewhere?

Everytime you post, I see you smiling with the same expression as your avatar.

x2

i often smile at it. its kind of like the laughing baby ringtone. you cant help but laugh aswell!

Scott[/quote]

Don’t let that smiling face fool you.

Behind that mask lurks pure evil.

As this is my orgasm smile, I wish this what how I was always smiling.

[quote]Christine wrote:
As this is my orgasm smile, I wish this what how I was always smiling.[/quote]

There it is again.

I guess I’ll never be able to take you seriously if you’re ever angry.

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
Christine wrote:
As this is my orgasm smile, I wish this what how I was always smiling.

There it is again.

I guess I’ll never be able to take you seriously if you’re ever angry.[/quote]

I only get angry when I read the Politics forum.

[quote]Christine wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
Christine wrote:
As this is my orgasm smile, I wish this what how I was always smiling.

There it is again.

I guess I’ll never be able to take you seriously if you’re ever angry.

I only get angry when I read the Politics forum.[/quote]

I blew out a pair of pants when I was working at Home Depot, they ripped from groin to knee on the right leg when I was helping load bags of concrete. A few weeks later I split the back of a shirt picking up a lawnmower. Both times I just went next door to the Target and got replacements so I wouldn’t have to spend the rest of the day airing myself.

I’ve split three pairs of jeans in the past year or two. From the front of the crotch to mid thigh on all of them. They were all old and I was doing stuff like moving furniture when it happened…I refuse to believe that they ripped because I’m a fatass.

[quote]Renton wrote:

No, but I walked around with my zipper open for about 3 hours.
May have been the best blow-job i ever had.

It turned out Ok though as Mak and Manthony got a private viewing later that evening (nerrrrrr WolBarret)[/quote]

[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:
The Manthony wrote:
anyone else ever split their pants at work?

Not at work, but last summer I was in my buddy’s wedding and I split my tuxedo pants on the dance floor. I had to leave my jacket on the entire night…that got hot.

However, in retrospect I have no idea why I didn’t just take it off, I think by the end of the night everyone there managed to take a pic with their camera.

Ahh, good times![/quote]

That must be one long tux jacket (ala Lou Costello) LMAO

I nearly did this this past weekend in Vegas. Be aware of how far you can and cannot bend with pants like this. This is the drawback to large thighs from squatting and deadlifting.

[quote]Christine wrote:
Nice bum?

Got a bare shot in the SAMA forum somewhere?[/quote]

not yet. ill show you mine if you show me yours.