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[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
This zombie shit is getting retarded. ZOMG how many ways can I imagine to kill a fictional creature!!! It was amusing at first, but the D&D and video game geeks( you know who you are) have really beat this one to death.

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Are you a douche in real life too?[/quote]

I’m more of an asshole in real life if you must inquire Unless, I’m being paid to be charming and polite.

Do you not see this Zombie preparedness trend as cliche and juvenile?

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No, because it’s a forum about random and mostly juvenile things. The real question is, why do you feel you need to tell us we are being juvenile and/or wasting our time?

Obviously not everyone is tired of Zombies or no one would of responded.

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[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
This zombie shit is getting retarded. ZOMG how many ways can I imagine to kill a fictional creature!!! It was amusing at first, but the D&D and video game geeks( you know who you are) have really beat this one to death.

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Are you a douche in real life too?[/quote]

I’m more of an asshole in real life if you must inquire Unless, I’m being paid to be charming and polite.

Do you not see this Zombie preparedness trend as cliche and juvenile?

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No. I see you telling other people what they are allowed to enjoy cliche and juvenile. Kind of like a kid with a dinosaur toy complaining that transformers are trendy and so overplayed.

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[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
This zombie shit is getting retarded. ZOMG how many ways can I imagine to kill a fictional creature!!! It was amusing at first, but the D&D and video game geeks( you know who you are) have really beat this one to death.
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I bet you’re a fun person.

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[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
This zombie shit is getting retarded. ZOMG how many ways can I imagine to kill a fictional creature!!! It was amusing at first, but the D&D and video game geeks( you know who you are) have really beat this one to death.
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I bet you’re a fun person.[/quote]

Family guy is on it’s what 20th season, it’s so tired and old. The anime & cartoon geeks (and you know who you are) have beat Family Guy to death.

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Maybe to interject a little reality. The average 20 something is more prepared for a zombie attack than a power outage, automotive failure, or first aid emergency. So when I hear people babbling about what their going to do when the zombie’s attack. I find it kind of laughable. I’m all for people bettering themselves and improving their skills to cope with events when the shit hits the fan. However, pretending like you’re a badass to fight zombies is dumb.

Waitz,

Speaking of toys what kind of shotgun did you get?

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[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
Maybe to interject a little reality. The average 20 something is more prepared for a zombie attack than a power outage, automotive failure, or first aid emergency. So when I hear people babbling about what their going to do when the zombie’s attack. I find it kind of laughable. I’m all for people bettering themselves and improving their skills to cope with events when the shit hits the fan. However, pretending like you’re a badass to fight zombies is dumb.

Waitz,

Speaking of toys what kind of shotgun did you get?

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Mosberg 500

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[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
This zombie shit is getting retarded. ZOMG how many ways can I imagine to kill a fictional creature!!! It was amusing at first, but the D&D and video game geeks( you know who you are) have really beat this one to death.
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I bet you’re a fun person.[/quote]

Fun like setting a clown on fire!

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[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
Maybe to interject a little reality. The average 20 something is more prepared for a zombie attack than a power outage, automotive failure, or first aid emergency. So when I hear people babbling about what their going to do when the zombie’s attack. I find it kind of laughable. I’m all for people bettering themselves and improving their skills to cope with events when the shit hits the fan. However, pretending like you’re a badass to fight zombies is dumb.

Waitz,

Speaking of toys what kind of shotgun did you get?

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Mosberg 500 [/quote]

Did you get the tactical/riot style? NO benelli M4?

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1st things 1st I pull out my ding dong and start mastrabating furisouly for 2 reasons… 1) I need be clear headed 2) If these are my last minutes on earth Im busting nuts… Assuming the zombies let me finish… I start looking for body armor waepons & food… I make my way to a rural area as soon as possible… I gather strong men & form a group we kill zombies while scowering for food & shelter until the army or Jesus saves us from the scourge.

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[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
Maybe to interject a little reality. The average 20 something is more prepared for a zombie attack than a power outage, automotive failure, or first aid emergency. So when I hear people babbling about what their going to do when the zombie’s attack. I find it kind of laughable. I’m all for people bettering themselves and improving their skills to cope with events when the shit hits the fan. However, pretending like you’re a badass to fight zombies is dumb.

Waitz,

Speaking of toys what kind of shotgun did you get?

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Mosberg 500 [/quote]

Did you get the tactical/riot style? NO benelli M4? [/quote]

He could buy 3 mossbergs for the price of one M4. For the overwhelming majority the M4 is just a ego booster.

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[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

Preferably you. If you are me, all you have is a .40 Glock an 3 mags of 14 because, for reasons unknown, you can’t get the last round in the mags. You also have 3 boxes of .380 ammo, but no .380 and a handful of 9mm with no 9mm[/quote]

You carry ammo for guns you don’t have?

all 13 .40 rounds fit fine in my G23 mags BTW.

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Sir

The only thing laughable is your feminine bicep peak that you are flaunting in your avatar. Hmm in three years time with 1000+ post I would have thought you’ed have accumulated enough knowledge to develop a little bit more impressive of a physique. TheBeth has better guns then you and most likely better quads (they are flawless she could triangle choke me with those bad boys anyday) and she btw shes a girl with a vagina. Sooo quit being a little fucker. This thread started off on a good note and you tried to shit on it. But ended up shitting on yourself because your nowhere near witty enough to derail this thread and berate people for their juvenile tendencies. Also your physique is pathetic and you been here a while. Soooooooooo all in all your pretty much a worthless person. I would use you as a live shield when the zombies rushed me. Throw you into them and make a quick get away as a feast upon your flesh. Unfortunately that is a short feast cause their aint much meat on your scrawny girly frame but I am quick on my feet and its just enough time for me to get to my car and drive off.

In hindsight this may be a tad harsh. But I stick to my guns No regret no surrender or is it no retreat no surrender. The world needs people like you captain. Betas are what make the world go round.

[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
Maybe to interject a little reality. The average 20 something is more prepared for a zombie attack than a power outage, automotive failure, or first aid emergency. So when I hear people babbling about what their going to do when the zombie’s attack. I find it kind of laughable. I’m all for people bettering themselves and improving their skills to cope with events when the shit hits the fan. However, pretending like you’re a badass to fight zombies is dumb.

Waitz,

Speaking of toys what kind of shotgun did you get?

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[quote]anothrjrzmike wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]anothrjrzmike wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:
Has anyone else actually read Max Brook’s Zombie Survival Guide or did I just out myself here…

For the record, I only own a 12 gauge shotgun for the event of a zombie appocolypse and I need to spray and pray with buckshot to make it from my house to vehicle. The question reason came up when my fiance asked why I have a handgun AND shotgun within arms reach of the bed. I still maintain that she, and everyone else who laughed at this explination cannot in fact borrow it if and when the dead rise. [/quote]

Oh yeah. Still sitting on my bookshelf with other “reference” books.

World War Z, the book NOT the movie, is absolutely incredible. One the best works of fiction I have ever read, period.

I love how Zombie discussions always turn to weapons. And everybody puts shotguns and handgun on a pedastal but really, the best weapon agains the undead would be the .22 rifle. [/quote]

Fuck that, you keep your .22. Ill take Csulli and 2 Lobo’s and head to the front lines. [/quote]

I am curious for an explanation on this .22 theory as I would say a shotgun with extended mag and shortened barrel would be ideal, a 223 with a few 30 rd clips coming in second.[/quote]

you’re only taking headshots with a zombie. use the .22, save the bigger stuff for other threats.

.22 ammo is light. I could easily carry 1000 rounds of .22 and shoot it all day. shoot .308, 5.56, or a 12-gauge for an hour and you’ll be dead tired.

and it’s probably the most plentiful ammo around. [/quote]

Ah yes. I advocated the .22lr in a Zombie thread several years ago.

One important point you forgot is that Zombie brain matter would be a serious biohazard, you shoot 'em with a .308 and you’re spraying hazardous material everywhere. A .22lr would penetrate the skull and rattle around a bit with minimal leakage.

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[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
After being really sick for a week with the weird flu that racked the world. You had been so miserable and sick you hadn’t really turned on the TV and emails with work were sporadic – seemed like everyone had been sick. You’re fine, but kind of weak and crappy feeling.

Traffic is pretty light. There was a house fire and you saw cops driving like idiots the other way.

You get to the offfice; the door is open and lights are on, but the receptionist is not there.

You get to your office or cubical or whatever you work in when you hear screaming across the floor.

You look out, and there are two strangers, very pale, flesh falling from their face, eating a co-worker. Blood everywhere. One more is lurching down the hallway, walking away from you.

You are not noticed, and duck back into your office. What do you do now?[/quote]

The first thing i would do is, be like, WHAT THE FUCK! Then I would start to quickly plan my escape, while finding the best ‘weapons’ to help in my escape A-mother-fucking-SAP. Then, when I am out and keeping cover, being aware of my surroundings, keep moving, I would start trying to get a hold of family, friends, and women and children. After I was successfull in gathering up the ‘important’ people, and supplies I would lead ‘us’ to a remote, distant 1st base camp and set up a perimeter. After I got some information, i am sure if the government is still intact, there would be non-stop emergency broadcast information going out. I would gather everyone to discuss our plan of survival, and how we would make this work.

In a nut shell

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The best plan IMO to have would be to have a plan to get far away cities, suburbs and pretty much anywhere there is lots of people. Knowing how to hunt grow your own food would probably be a really good skill to know for the long run.

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[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

You hear screaming across the floor.
You look out, and there are two strangers, very pale, flesh falling from their face. One more is lurching down the hallway, walking away from you.
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I work in a care home for the elderly. You just described my average day.

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[quote]MaazerSmiit wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

You hear screaming across the floor.
You look out, and there are two strangers, very pale, flesh falling from their face. One more is lurching down the hallway, walking away from you.
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I work in a care home for the elderly. You just described my average day.[/quote]

You should be well prepared.

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I love this

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[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
After being really sick for a week with the weird flu that racked the world. You had been so miserable and sick you hadn’t really turned on the TV and emails with work were sporadic – seemed like everyone had been sick. You’re fine, but kind of weak and crappy feeling.

Traffic is pretty light. There was a house fire and you saw cops driving like idiots the other way.

You get to the offfice; the door is open and lights are on, but the receptionist is not there.

You get to your office or cubical or whatever you work in when you hear screaming across the floor.

You look out, and there are two strangers, very pale, flesh falling from their face, eating a co-worker. Blood everywhere. One more is lurching down the hallway, walking away from you.

You are not noticed, and duck back into your office. What do you do now?
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Check to see if I have to cover the eaten co-worker’s tasks.

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[quote]anothrjrzmike wrote:
Yes, I’m a zombie nerd. [/quote]
that so?