[quote]Waittz wrote:
Has anyone else actually read Max Brook’s Zombie Survival Guide [/quote]
Yep
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
[quote]Waittz wrote:
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
Maybe to interject a little reality. The average 20 something is more prepared for a zombie attack than a power outage, automotive failure, or first aid emergency. So when I hear people babbling about what their going to do when the zombie’s attack. I find it kind of laughable. I’m all for people bettering themselves and improving their skills to cope with events when the shit hits the fan. However, pretending like you’re a badass to fight zombies is dumb.
Waitz,
Speaking of toys what kind of shotgun did you get?
[/quote]
Mosberg 500 [/quote]
Did you get the tactical/riot style? NO benelli M4? [/quote]
He could buy 3 mossbergs for the price of one M4. For the overwhelming majority the M4 is just a ego booster.[/quote]
Have you ever shot a benelli?
Mossbergs are hit or miss. I blew the head spacing on mine. I will probably never purchase another mossberg due to their quality control issues.
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
[quote]Waittz wrote:
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
Maybe to interject a little reality. The average 20 something is more prepared for a zombie attack than a power outage, automotive failure, or first aid emergency. So when I hear people babbling about what their going to do when the zombie’s attack. I find it kind of laughable. I’m all for people bettering themselves and improving their skills to cope with events when the shit hits the fan. However, pretending like you’re a badass to fight zombies is dumb.
Waitz,
Speaking of toys what kind of shotgun did you get?
[/quote]
Mosberg 500 [/quote]
Did you get the tactical/riot style? NO benelli M4? [/quote]
He could buy 3 mossbergs for the price of one M4. For the overwhelming majority the M4 is just a ego booster.[/quote]
Have you ever shot a benelli?
Mossbergs are hit or miss. I blew the head spacing on mine. I will probably never purchase another mossberg due to their quality control issues. [/quote]
Benelli is the Bentley of shotguns. However, if you’re a redneck like me you get a Stoeger. Owned by Benelli with the same reliability but not the same pricetag. That being said, I have Mossberg 500, have shot the hell out of it and never had reliability issues.
[quote]A-rod wrote:
Sir
The only thing laughable is your feminine bicep peak that you are flaunting in your avatar. Hmm in three years time with 1000+ post I would have thought you’ed have accumulated enough knowledge to develop a little bit more impressive of a physique. TheBeth has better guns then you and most likely better quads (they are flawless she could triangle choke me with those bad boys anyday) and she btw shes a girl with a vagina. Sooo quit being a little fucker. This thread started off on a good note and you tried to shit on it. But ended up shitting on yourself because your nowhere near witty enough to derail this thread and berate people for their juvenile tendencies. Also your physique is pathetic and you been here a while. Soooooooooo all in all your pretty much a worthless person. I would use you as a live shield when the zombies rushed me. Throw you into them and make a quick get away as a feast upon your flesh. Unfortunately that is a short feast cause their aint much meat on your scrawny girly frame but I am quick on my feet and its just enough time for me to get to my car and drive off.
In hindsight this may be a tad harsh. But I stick to my guns No regret no surrender or is it no retreat no surrender. The world needs people like you captain. Betas are what make the world go round.
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
Maybe to interject a little reality. The average 20 something is more prepared for a zombie attack than a power outage, automotive failure, or first aid emergency. So when I hear people babbling about what their going to do when the zombie’s attack. I find it kind of laughable. I’m all for people bettering themselves and improving their skills to cope with events when the shit hits the fan. However, pretending like you’re a badass to fight zombies is dumb.
Waitz,
Speaking of toys what kind of shotgun did you get?
[/quote][/quote]
So let me get this straight you’re white knighting a chick on the internet while talking about how awesome zombies are? I guess your years in the fraternity perfected your rimjob skills. Best friends money can buy, right?
And after all, you posted in the confessions thread you still think you’re a 140lbs? You obviously have some mental issues. Maybe you should try killing yourself? You’d do the world a favor. Slit your wrists, blow your brains out, OD, crash a car. Do it faggot, the world will be a better place without you.
Since you seem to show an unhealthy and slightly homosexual interest in my avatar. I have a attached an avatar just for you.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Waittz wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]anothrjrzmike wrote:
[quote]Waittz wrote:
Has anyone else actually read Max Brook’s Zombie Survival Guide or did I just out myself here…
For the record, I only own a 12 gauge shotgun for the event of a zombie appocolypse and I need to spray and pray with buckshot to make it from my house to vehicle. The question reason came up when my fiance asked why I have a handgun AND shotgun within arms reach of the bed. I still maintain that she, and everyone else who laughed at this explination cannot in fact borrow it if and when the dead rise. [/quote]
Oh yeah. Still sitting on my bookshelf with other “reference” books.
World War Z, the book NOT the movie, is absolutely incredible. One the best works of fiction I have ever read, period.
I love how Zombie discussions always turn to weapons. And everybody puts shotguns and handgun on a pedastal but really, the best weapon agains the undead would be the .22 rifle. [/quote]
You thought the best work of fiction was WWZ?
Sorry I enjoyed it, but have read better zombie/end of the world books. It read like a newspaper.
Small caliber would be fine, easier to load, more ammo could be carried, quieter sound.
On top of that would be some type of blunt weapon, I like the one created in WWZ, which to me kind of resembled a fire place poker. [/quote]
Well in all fairness he said best works of fiction that he has ever read.
The weapon you are dercibing is the Lobo which I was joking about. Basically a shovel formed into an axe with a spike on it. “Lobo” is short for Lombotomizer. [/quote]
Yea sorry read about 30-40 books since I read WWZ last year.
Again in theory would need a stout blunt weapon that would not “stick” in a head when struck[/quote]
like this? one of my buddies from Ireland sent me one of these. kindof has a nice edge to it.[/quote]
I want one. Beating sticks are cool.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
[quote]Waittz wrote:
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
Maybe to interject a little reality. The average 20 something is more prepared for a zombie attack than a power outage, automotive failure, or first aid emergency. So when I hear people babbling about what their going to do when the zombie’s attack. I find it kind of laughable. I’m all for people bettering themselves and improving their skills to cope with events when the shit hits the fan. However, pretending like you’re a badass to fight zombies is dumb.
Waitz,
Speaking of toys what kind of shotgun did you get?
[/quote]
Mosberg 500 [/quote]
Did you get the tactical/riot style? NO benelli M4? [/quote]
He could buy 3 mossbergs for the price of one M4. For the overwhelming majority the M4 is just a ego booster.[/quote]
Have you ever shot a benelli?
Mossbergs are hit or miss. I blew the head spacing on mine. I will probably never purchase another mossberg due to their quality control issues. [/quote]
Benelli is the Bentley of shotguns. However, if you’re a redneck like me you get a Stoeger. Owned by Benelli with the same reliability but not the same pricetag. That being said, I have Mossberg 500, have shot the hell out of it and never had reliability issues.[/quote]
What model stoger do you have? What kind of loads are you shooting out of the mossy? The mossys seem to break down under magnum loads.
I wouldn’t say bently maybe bmw. I’ve shot with some older gentlemen who have shotguns worth 20-50k.
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
[quote]A-rod wrote:
Sir
The only thing laughable is your feminine bicep peak that you are flaunting in your avatar. Hmm in three years time with 1000+ post I would have thought you’ed have accumulated enough knowledge to develop a little bit more impressive of a physique. TheBeth has better guns then you and most likely better quads (they are flawless she could triangle choke me with those bad boys anyday) and she btw shes a girl with a vagina. Sooo quit being a little fucker. This thread started off on a good note and you tried to shit on it. But ended up shitting on yourself because your nowhere near witty enough to derail this thread and berate people for their juvenile tendencies. Also your physique is pathetic and you been here a while. Soooooooooo all in all your pretty much a worthless person. I would use you as a live shield when the zombies rushed me. Throw you into them and make a quick get away as a feast upon your flesh. Unfortunately that is a short feast cause their aint much meat on your scrawny girly frame but I am quick on my feet and its just enough time for me to get to my car and drive off.
In hindsight this may be a tad harsh. But I stick to my guns No regret no surrender or is it no retreat no surrender. The world needs people like you captain. Betas are what make the world go round.
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
Maybe to interject a little reality. The average 20 something is more prepared for a zombie attack than a power outage, automotive failure, or first aid emergency. So when I hear people babbling about what their going to do when the zombie’s attack. I find it kind of laughable. I’m all for people bettering themselves and improving their skills to cope with events when the shit hits the fan. However, pretending like you’re a badass to fight zombies is dumb.
Waitz,
Speaking of toys what kind of shotgun did you get?
[/quote][/quote]
So let me get this straight you’re white knighting a chick on the internet while talking about how awesome zombies are? I guess your years in the fraternity perfected your rimjob skills. Best friends money can buy, right?
And after all, you posted in the confessions thread you still think you’re a 140lbs? You obviously have some mental issues. Maybe you should try killing yourself? You’d do the world a favor. Slit your wrists, blow your brains out, OD, crash a car. Do it faggot, the world will be a better place without you.
Since you seem to show an unhealthy and slightly homosexual interest in my avatar. I have a attached an avatar just for you. [/quote]
His post is pretty ironic to be frank.
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
[quote]Waittz wrote:
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
Maybe to interject a little reality. The average 20 something is more prepared for a zombie attack than a power outage, automotive failure, or first aid emergency. So when I hear people babbling about what their going to do when the zombie’s attack. I find it kind of laughable. I’m all for people bettering themselves and improving their skills to cope with events when the shit hits the fan. However, pretending like you’re a badass to fight zombies is dumb.
Waitz,
Speaking of toys what kind of shotgun did you get?
[/quote]
Mosberg 500 [/quote]
Did you get the tactical/riot style? NO benelli M4? [/quote]
He could buy 3 mossbergs for the price of one M4. For the overwhelming majority the M4 is just a ego booster.[/quote]
Have you ever shot a benelli?
Mossbergs are hit or miss. I blew the head spacing on mine. I will probably never purchase another mossberg due to their quality control issues. [/quote]
Benelli is the Bentley of shotguns. However, if you’re a redneck like me you get a Stoeger. Owned by Benelli with the same reliability but not the same pricetag. That being said, I have Mossberg 500, have shot the hell out of it and never had reliability issues.[/quote]
What model stoger do you have? What kind of loads are you shooting out of the mossy? The mossys seem to break down under magnum loads.
I wouldn’t say bently maybe bmw. I’ve shot with some older gentlemen who have shotguns worth 20-50k. [/quote]
Its a model 3500. I generally fire slugs or deer shot out of the 500. I’ve heard some have issues but i’ve never had any with mine.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
[quote]Waittz wrote:
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
Maybe to interject a little reality. The average 20 something is more prepared for a zombie attack than a power outage, automotive failure, or first aid emergency. So when I hear people babbling about what their going to do when the zombie’s attack. I find it kind of laughable. I’m all for people bettering themselves and improving their skills to cope with events when the shit hits the fan. However, pretending like you’re a badass to fight zombies is dumb.
Waitz,
Speaking of toys what kind of shotgun did you get?
[/quote]
Mosberg 500 [/quote]
Did you get the tactical/riot style? NO benelli M4? [/quote]
He could buy 3 mossbergs for the price of one M4. For the overwhelming majority the M4 is just a ego booster.[/quote]
Have you ever shot a benelli?
Mossbergs are hit or miss. I blew the head spacing on mine. I will probably never purchase another mossberg due to their quality control issues. [/quote]
Benelli is the Bentley of shotguns. However, if you’re a redneck like me you get a Stoeger. Owned by Benelli with the same reliability but not the same pricetag. That being said, I have Mossberg 500, have shot the hell out of it and never had reliability issues.[/quote]
What model stoger do you have? What kind of loads are you shooting out of the mossy? The mossys seem to break down under magnum loads.
I wouldn’t say bently maybe bmw. I’ve shot with some older gentlemen who have shotguns worth 20-50k. [/quote]
Its a model 3500. I generally fire slugs or deer shot out of the 500. I’ve heard some have issues but i’ve never had any with mine. [/quote]
As long as it works, keep shooting it! I had put thousands of high brass duck loads and quite a few magnum turkey loads through that mossburg. I now have an 870 supermag and it seems to hold up to the abuse.
I looked at the 3500, but I read they had issues with the bolt shearing off. But that was a few years ago. How do you like the gun so far?
[quote]A-rod wrote:
Sir
The only thing laughable is your feminine bicep peak that you are flaunting in your avatar. Hmm in three years time with 1000+ post I would have thought you’ed have accumulated enough knowledge to develop a little bit more impressive of a physique. TheBeth has better guns then you and most likely better quads (they are flawless she could triangle choke me with those bad boys anyday) and she btw shes a girl with a vagina. Sooo quit being a little fucker. This thread started off on a good note and you tried to shit on it. But ended up shitting on yourself because your nowhere near witty enough to derail this thread and berate people for their juvenile tendencies. Also your physique is pathetic and you been here a while. Soooooooooo all in all your pretty much a worthless person. I would use you as a live shield when the zombies rushed me. Throw you into them and make a quick get away as a feast upon your flesh. Unfortunately that is a short feast cause their aint much meat on your scrawny girly frame but I am quick on my feet and its just enough time for me to get to my car and drive off.
In hindsight this may be a tad harsh. But I stick to my guns No regret no surrender or is it no retreat no surrender. The world needs people like you captain. Betas are what make the world go round.
[/quote][/quote]
Awwwwww.
FIGHT!
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]A-rod wrote:
Sir
The only thing laughable is your feminine bicep peak that you are flaunting in your avatar. Hmm in three years time with 1000+ post I would have thought you’ed have accumulated enough knowledge to develop a little bit more impressive of a physique. TheBeth has better guns then you and most likely better quads (they are flawless she could triangle choke me with those bad boys anyday) and she btw shes a girl with a vagina. Sooo quit being a little fucker. This thread started off on a good note and you tried to shit on it. But ended up shitting on yourself because your nowhere near witty enough to derail this thread and berate people for their juvenile tendencies. Also your physique is pathetic and you been here a while. Soooooooooo all in all your pretty much a worthless person. I would use you as a live shield when the zombies rushed me. Throw you into them and make a quick get away as a feast upon your flesh. Unfortunately that is a short feast cause their aint much meat on your scrawny girly frame but I am quick on my feet and its just enough time for me to get to my car and drive off.
In hindsight this may be a tad harsh. But I stick to my guns No regret no surrender or is it no retreat no surrender. The world needs people like you captain. Betas are what make the world go round.
[/quote]
Awwwwww.
FIGHT![/quote]
Pretty much. Hopefully, no one loses any teeth.
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]A-rod wrote:
Sir
The only thing laughable is your feminine bicep peak that you are flaunting in your avatar. Hmm in three years time with 1000+ post I would have thought you’ed have accumulated enough knowledge to develop a little bit more impressive of a physique. TheBeth has better guns then you and most likely better quads (they are flawless she could triangle choke me with those bad boys anyday) and she btw shes a girl with a vagina. Sooo quit being a little fucker. This thread started off on a good note and you tried to shit on it. But ended up shitting on yourself because your nowhere near witty enough to derail this thread and berate people for their juvenile tendencies. Also your physique is pathetic and you been here a while. Soooooooooo all in all your pretty much a worthless person. I would use you as a live shield when the zombies rushed me. Throw you into them and make a quick get away as a feast upon your flesh. Unfortunately that is a short feast cause their aint much meat on your scrawny girly frame but I am quick on my feet and its just enough time for me to get to my car and drive off.
In hindsight this may be a tad harsh. But I stick to my guns No regret no surrender or is it no retreat no surrender. The world needs people like you captain. Betas are what make the world go round.
[/quote]
Awwwwww.
FIGHT![/quote]
Pretty much. Hopefully, no one loses any teeth.[/quote]
where’s the fun in that?
[quote]bdocksaints75 wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]A-rod wrote:
Sir
The only thing laughable is your feminine bicep peak that you are flaunting in your avatar. Hmm in three years time with 1000+ post I would have thought you’ed have accumulated enough knowledge to develop a little bit more impressive of a physique. TheBeth has better guns then you and most likely better quads (they are flawless she could triangle choke me with those bad boys anyday) and she btw shes a girl with a vagina. Sooo quit being a little fucker. This thread started off on a good note and you tried to shit on it. But ended up shitting on yourself because your nowhere near witty enough to derail this thread and berate people for their juvenile tendencies. Also your physique is pathetic and you been here a while. Soooooooooo all in all your pretty much a worthless person. I would use you as a live shield when the zombies rushed me. Throw you into them and make a quick get away as a feast upon your flesh. Unfortunately that is a short feast cause their aint much meat on your scrawny girly frame but I am quick on my feet and its just enough time for me to get to my car and drive off.
In hindsight this may be a tad harsh. But I stick to my guns No regret no surrender or is it no retreat no surrender. The world needs people like you captain. Betas are what make the world go round.
[/quote]
Awwwwww.
FIGHT![/quote]
Pretty much. Hopefully, no one loses any teeth.[/quote]
where’s the fun in that?[/quote]
Well, I guess if you swallow it, you didn’t necessarily lose it.
So OP are you immune to the infection?
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]bdocksaints75 wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]A-rod wrote:
Sir
The only thing laughable is your feminine bicep peak that you are flaunting in your avatar. Hmm in three years time with 1000+ post I would have thought you’ed have accumulated enough knowledge to develop a little bit more impressive of a physique. TheBeth has better guns then you and most likely better quads (they are flawless she could triangle choke me with those bad boys anyday) and she btw shes a girl with a vagina. Sooo quit being a little fucker. This thread started off on a good note and you tried to shit on it. But ended up shitting on yourself because your nowhere near witty enough to derail this thread and berate people for their juvenile tendencies. Also your physique is pathetic and you been here a while. Soooooooooo all in all your pretty much a worthless person. I would use you as a live shield when the zombies rushed me. Throw you into them and make a quick get away as a feast upon your flesh. Unfortunately that is a short feast cause their aint much meat on your scrawny girly frame but I am quick on my feet and its just enough time for me to get to my car and drive off.
In hindsight this may be a tad harsh. But I stick to my guns No regret no surrender or is it no retreat no surrender. The world needs people like you captain. Betas are what make the world go round.
[/quote]
Awwwwww.
FIGHT![/quote]
Pretty much. Hopefully, no one loses any teeth.[/quote]
where’s the fun in that?[/quote]
Well, I guess if you swallow it, you didn’t necessarily lose it.[/quote]
with your own blood!
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
Preferably you. If you are me, all you have is a .40 Glock an 3 mags of 14 because, for reasons unknown, you can’t get the last round in the mags. You also have 3 boxes of .380 ammo, but no .380 and a handful of 9mm with no 9mm[/quote]
Id be dead man.
Living in a 2 million city in one of the most denseley populated countries on this planet…
Sure, I could pick up a monitor and smash a few heads in but…
In your case though, I would be golden.
Get out, get in my car, get my guns, drive to my cabin in the woods…
I would get crazy stripper girl though, because, no tv.
Heres my take on this
- Survival is key initially. You would not be prepared to fight zombies immediately so escape is your primary concern.
- So first off get hands on some form of weapons(scissors, letter opener, chair leg etc.)
- Get to a bathroom with a lock or in my case of work a hotel room.
- Chill out for 1-2 days while i recover from flu or whatever. I pack an entire days worth of food everyday so fuck yea for bodybuilding.
- If possible get other survivors but probably just keep to myself until I have a better understanding of the plague or whatever. Also dont have to deal with people doing dumb shit to get me killed.
From there you cant really have a specific plan, just general guidelines.
Find vehicle: prefer an suv with a bicycle in the back
Find food: canned food preferred and of course steal someone’s can opener
Find better weapons: shovel, baseball bat…guns if you are lucky enough
Begin finding survivors and hopefully they have useful skills (cook, weld, big breasts)
Survive in a garage or house until you have a group large enough to clear out a prison
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
So OP are you immune to the infection?[/quote]
Unclear. Assuming there is a link between the illness and zombies, at least somewhat as you recovered.
But really unknown.
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
Preferably you. If you are me, all you have is a .40 Glock an 3 mags of 14 because, for reasons unknown, you can’t get the last round in the mags. You also have 3 boxes of .380 ammo, but no .380 and a handful of 9mm with no 9mm[/quote]
You carry ammo for guns you don’t have?
all 13 .40 rounds fit fine in my G23 mags BTW.
[/quote]
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
[quote]A-rod wrote:
Sir
The only thing laughable is your feminine bicep peak that you are flaunting in your avatar. Hmm in three years time with 1000+ post I would have thought you’ed have accumulated enough knowledge to develop a little bit more impressive of a physique. TheBeth has better guns then you and most likely better quads (they are flawless she could triangle choke me with those bad boys anyday) and she btw shes a girl with a vagina. Sooo quit being a little fucker. This thread started off on a good note and you tried to shit on it. But ended up shitting on yourself because your nowhere near witty enough to derail this thread and berate people for their juvenile tendencies. Also your physique is pathetic and you been here a while. Soooooooooo all in all your pretty much a worthless person. I would use you as a live shield when the zombies rushed me. Throw you into them and make a quick get away as a feast upon your flesh. Unfortunately that is a short feast cause their aint much meat on your scrawny girly frame but I am quick on my feet and its just enough time for me to get to my car and drive off.
In hindsight this may be a tad harsh. But I stick to my guns No regret no surrender or is it no retreat no surrender. The world needs people like you captain. Betas are what make the world go round.
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
Maybe to interject a little reality. The average 20 something is more prepared for a zombie attack than a power outage, automotive failure, or first aid emergency. So when I hear people babbling about what their going to do when the zombie’s attack. I find it kind of laughable. I’m all for people bettering themselves and improving their skills to cope with events when the shit hits the fan. However, pretending like you’re a badass to fight zombies is dumb.
Waitz,
Speaking of toys what kind of shotgun did you get?
[/quote][/quote]
So let me get this straight you’re white knighting a chick on the internet while talking about how awesome zombies are? I guess your years in the fraternity perfected your rimjob skills. Best friends money can buy, right?
And after all, you posted in the confessions thread you still think you’re a 140lbs? You obviously have some mental issues. Maybe you should try killing yourself? You’d do the world a favor. Slit your wrists, blow your brains out, OD, crash a car. Do it faggot, the world will be a better place without you.
Since you seem to show an unhealthy and slightly homosexual interest in my avatar. I have a attached an avatar just for you. [/quote]
new one for you too : )