Smoking... Nettle Root?!?

Yeah so i started smoking nettle root powder… quite crazy maybe but it smokes perfectly through a weed pipe… better than the stuff i was smoking before anyway. Been smoking it for two days.

Very noticeable increase in aggression, sex drive and energy when working out. General mood is much better too.

Most comparable to a hefty dose of dianabol. This makes sense as dianabol and nettle root decrease shbg (sex hormone binding globulin) and therefore increase free testosterone.

Definatly noticeable… so i shall continue with this experiment if all goes well…

What the ____? I’m intrigued and a little weirded out. Are you pioneering this, or has it been done by others?

Pioneering… i did read today that people smoke the nettle leaf though, so it’s not that weird.
I’ve smoked suma root before though and the extract ecdysterone but that didn’t work though as the metal germanium in it gave a nasty headache and nausea… just experimenting and it’s fun…

Smoking random shit is not a good idea. Fucking LOL

So same results as your massive eating of brocolli, massive quantities of green tea and self wrestling?!

You come across as attention seeking.

You can all suck my dick!

[quote]big balls wrote:
You can all suck my dick![/quote]

Increased aggression…check!

Increased douche-ness…check check!

Not sure about increased test, but you might have increased levels of Bro-factor alpha. Great for getting swole and pumps. Not so good for getting respect though.

Yeah, stops all neuronal communication in the pre-frontal cortex and atrophies areas used for judgement.

The result is 20 sets of squat rack curls.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Anyone can mock me on this but i have seen the first hand results of the first documented case of smoking copious amounts of nettle root. I have seen a MASSIVE increase in vascularity when training and when smoked around a very beautiful female i became sexually overt the more i smoked it. I would say it out does steroids in a more noticeable way and much quicker. I have also lost fat whilst barely training and eating much more than previously… Wow!!!

[quote]big balls wrote:
Anyone can mock me on this but i have seen the first hand results of the first documented case of smoking copious amounts of nettle root. I have seen a MASSIVE increase in vascularity when training and when smoked around a very beautiful female i became sexually overt the more i smoked it. I would say it out does steroids in a more noticeable way and much quicker. I have also lost fat whilst barely training and eating much more than previously… Wow!!![/quote]

Honestly, I’m intrigued, but stop flattering yourself. If that is you in your avatar, you must have been a 12 year old girl before smoking this stuff.

IF you want to be respected for your empirical analysis of smoking nettle root, you should keep it scientific. GET BLOOD TESTS DONE

With all that extra T floating around in your system you should try working out. You know, to gain some muscle.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
With all that extra T floating around in your system you should try working out. You know, to gain some muscle.[/quote]

I believe nettle root hypertrophies your sarcoplasm almost to the extent of creatine in your socks, so he’s got it covered.

[quote]big balls wrote:
Anyone can mock me on this but i have seen the first hand results of the first documented case of smoking copious amounts of nettle root. I have seen a MASSIVE increase in vascularity when training and when smoked around a very beautiful female i became sexually overt the more i smoked it. I would say it out does steroids in a more noticeable way and much quicker. I have also lost fat whilst barely training and eating much more than previously… Wow!!![/quote]

Your vascularity and weight loss could easily come from you entering your body into a cachectic state, aka, you MAY BE POISONING YOURSELF!

For comparison, cancer and AIDS victims enter a cachectic state, their body temp rises (increased vascularity) and weight loss ensues because their body is fighting off such an adverse state.

Your ‘sexual’ nature could merely be psychological, I wanted to sex a woman right after eating a sandwich, was this because the sandwich (Ham) raised T, or because she was hot? How can you pinpoint causation on nettle root?

Do more studying on the safety of this shit and see a physician (get a T test while you are at it, for proof) or let Natural Selection take it’s course.

To quote:

[quote]DaveyD wrote:
Smoking random shit is not a good idea. Fucking LOL
[/quote]

Absolute garbage again, if anyone takes anything you say even half seriously they should be put in a mental asylum.

[quote]plateau wrote:
Absolute garbage again, if anyone takes anything you say even half seriously they should be put in a mental asylum.[/quote]

I’ll post pics in two weeks… if i’m still alive…

You did this in the reverse order. Here are some words of wisdom to consider for next time:

"I learned I shouldn’t get high to come up with ideas. I should come up with ideas, and then get high to reward myself. "

[quote]Bill Roberts wrote:
You did this in the reverse order. Here are some words of wisdom to consider for next time:

"I learned I shouldn’t get high to come up with ideas. I should come up with ideas, and then get high to reward myself. "[/quote]

LOLOLOLOL

“I really should write this paper. Maybe I’ll get a little high, first…”