Skinny Fat Jealous Boyfriend Syndrome

[quote]skaz05 wrote:
This thread is an example of one of the few reasons I like this site. Kudos to you all.[/quote]

Tell me about it. There’s so much stupid shit on here and I’m a drooling fucking moron, so it’s right up my alley.

I would talk shit about her behind her back to him. He would then tell her but she wouldnt believe him from the way hes been actting and if she does bring it up deny it. Shes going to believe you anyway because you have the upperhand. Then profit.

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
clearly not relevant[/quote]

I bust out laughing every time I see this pic.

[quote]StylinNProfilin wrote:
I felt this was appropriate. Plus the first chick has some mean 1LB chrome DB’s.

I don’t think anyone else caught this, but this video is gold.

Why do these threads always have to resort to personal attacks and get all serious?

I liked it when everyone was talking about outrageous scenarios they make me lolz.

op?

Come on, SA! Don’t get sloppy on me.

You’ve used that at least 2x in the last week. You were on such a roll…

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Come on, SA! Don’t get sloppy on me.

You’ve used that at least 2x in the last week. You were on such a roll…[/quote]

Problemo?

[quote]FIUPanther07 wrote:

I don’t think anyone else caught this, but this video is gold.

Why do these threads always have to resort to personal attacks and get all serious?

I liked it when everyone was talking about outrageous scenarios they make me lolz.
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I guess people get a kick out of it. No one has called me a bitch in person in the last 15 years, but sign on to these forums and it’s a whole different story. I’ve heard bitch, pussy, and my favorite was being called obese a few weeks back. It used to piss me off when I 1st joined but I could give a fuck now. I don’t participate in back and forth name calling.

I am on page 1. How can this have 7 pages? What else is there that would be interesting?

[quote]jp_dubya wrote:
I am on page 1. How can this have 7 pages? What else is there that would be interesting?[/quote]

Read Polo’s awesome post on the top of page 2. You can pretty call it quits after that.

[quote]sam_sneed wrote:

[quote]jp_dubya wrote:
I am on page 1. How can this have 7 pages? What else is there that would be interesting?[/quote]

Read Polo’s awesome post on the top of page 2. You can pretty call it quits after that.[/quote]

And yet, here you are on page seven.

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]debraD wrote:
We don’t go to the bar anymore but way back my boyfriend always took it as a complement when other guys were sending me drinks and stuff. We never went to clubs though.

I had a previous boyfriend publicly back hand me when some random guy at Denny’s told me I had nice tits (because I smirked) so I always immediately ended relationships when even the slightest bit of jealousy appeared. [/quote]

I’ve seen guys who don’t trip when other guys try to get at their girls and I think it’s chickenshit of them. I know guys will always check out my girl, but there’s a difference between checking someone out and trying to buy them drinks or talk to them when they see her with her bf. As vegita says they’re in essence calling him a pussy. When my girl goes out with her friends she’ll tell me guys tried to buy her a drink and it doesn’t bother me cuz I’m not there so obviously guys are gunna try, but if I got my arm around her or i’m holding her hand and some guy tries that shit, thats not me being jealous thats me standing up for myself against someone who is blantanlty disregarding me as if I don’t exist.

If your man is right there and he’s making it obvious that you’re with him and guys are trying to buy you drinks thats real disrespectful.

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If a guy ever tried to buy my wife a drink when I was standing right there I would tell him he has to buy me one too.

Ok actually I do have a story. There is this one guy who is just very socially awkward at a bar where I used to play darts out of. Well my wife (gf at the time) would come watch and this guy would ALWAYS come in and sit near her. He would just talk and talk and talk, and he KNOWS she is there with me. BUT he would never hit on her, just constantly talk.

Sometimes if I was in between games I would go sit on the other side of her and she would turn and talk to me and he would just sit and stare at us until I had to go play again.

Anyways, after a couple times of this very strange behavior I finally had to tell the guy, listen bro, you are being a little too chatty with my GF here, she came here to watch me play darts and have a nice relaxing night out, not to listen to you blab for 3 hours about things she really couldn’t give a shit about. Please don’t talk to her again ok? She isn’t your friend, go talk to someone else.

He was all awkward, like I knew he would be and tried to hit me with some shit like, But i’m just talking bla bla bla, I cut him off and siad, listen, I don’t have the time or patience to repeat what I just told you, neither of us, want you to talk to her, so shut the fuck up and go drink at the other end of the bar.

I had backup and this guy was a little insecure anyways, so he got his drink and wen’t to the other end of the bar. She tried ignoring him, moving a seat away, he would just talk louder. She thought he was a little slow, so of course she wouldn’t be rude to him, well aside from doing the fake gun to the mouth thing when I looked over. LOL

Makes you wonder what the hell goes through guys heads though. I mean my wife was easily the hottest woman at the bar, so obviously this guy was like oh i’ma go talk to da pretty woman.

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LOL, I think the same guy trains, er, more like “hangs out” at my GF’s gym. This guy’s social awkwardness is off the charts, to the point where she has been forced to tell him to leave her alone because she’s there to lift. He’s completely blind to any social cues. Last time I saw him, he got this hopeful look and asked me if my girlfriend was my sister. I had to hold back from laughing. Annoying as he is, I feel a bit bad for him because he’s mentally challenged (and also skinny fat).

I agree with what many of the posters here have said about jealousy: unless it’s based on a past major breach of trust (in which case why are you still there?), jealousy is really just a mask for insecurity.

[quote]sam_sneed wrote:

[quote]jp_dubya wrote:
I am on page 1. How can this have 7 pages? What else is there that would be interesting?[/quote]

Read Polo’s awesome post on the top of page 2. You can pretty call it quits after that.[/quote]

What about my riveting tale? Are you a sad little soggy cunt or are you being a female dog with an out of control thyroid? Please enlighten me fair chap (and by fair I mean little , kinda like a woman).

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[quote]BobParr wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]debraD wrote:
We don’t go to the bar anymore but way back my boyfriend always took it as a complement when other guys were sending me drinks and stuff. We never went to clubs though.

I had a previous boyfriend publicly back hand me when some random guy at Denny’s told me I had nice tits (because I smirked) so I always immediately ended relationships when even the slightest bit of jealousy appeared. [/quote]

I’ve seen guys who don’t trip when other guys try to get at their girls and I think it’s chickenshit of them. I know guys will always check out my girl, but there’s a difference between checking someone out and trying to buy them drinks or talk to them when they see her with her bf. As vegita says they’re in essence calling him a pussy. When my girl goes out with her friends she’ll tell me guys tried to buy her a drink and it doesn’t bother me cuz I’m not there so obviously guys are gunna try, but if I got my arm around her or i’m holding her hand and some guy tries that shit, thats not me being jealous thats me standing up for myself against someone who is blantanlty disregarding me as if I don’t exist.

If your man is right there and he’s making it obvious that you’re with him and guys are trying to buy you drinks thats real disrespectful.

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If a guy ever tried to buy my wife a drink when I was standing right there I would tell him he has to buy me one too.

Ok actually I do have a story. There is this one guy who is just very socially awkward at a bar where I used to play darts out of. Well my wife (gf at the time) would come watch and this guy would ALWAYS come in and sit near her. He would just talk and talk and talk, and he KNOWS she is there with me. BUT he would never hit on her, just constantly talk.

Sometimes if I was in between games I would go sit on the other side of her and she would turn and talk to me and he would just sit and stare at us until I had to go play again.

Anyways, after a couple times of this very strange behavior I finally had to tell the guy, listen bro, you are being a little too chatty with my GF here, she came here to watch me play darts and have a nice relaxing night out, not to listen to you blab for 3 hours about things she really couldn’t give a shit about. Please don’t talk to her again ok? She isn’t your friend, go talk to someone else.

He was all awkward, like I knew he would be and tried to hit me with some shit like, But i’m just talking bla bla bla, I cut him off and siad, listen, I don’t have the time or patience to repeat what I just told you, neither of us, want you to talk to her, so shut the fuck up and go drink at the other end of the bar.

I had backup and this guy was a little insecure anyways, so he got his drink and wen’t to the other end of the bar. She tried ignoring him, moving a seat away, he would just talk louder. She thought he was a little slow, so of course she wouldn’t be rude to him, well aside from doing the fake gun to the mouth thing when I looked over. LOL

Makes you wonder what the hell goes through guys heads though. I mean my wife was easily the hottest woman at the bar, so obviously this guy was like oh i’ma go talk to da pretty woman.

V[/quote]

LOL, I think the same guy trains, er, more like “hangs out” at my GF’s gym. This guy’s social awkwardness is off the charts, to the point where she has been forced to tell him to leave her alone because she’s there to lift. He’s completely blind to any social cues. Last time I saw him, he got this hopeful look and asked me if my girlfriend was my sister. I had to hold back from laughing. Annoying as he is, I feel a bit bad for him because he’s mentally challenged (and also skinny fat).

I agree with what many of the posters here have said about jealousy: unless it’s based on a past major breach of trust (in which case why are you still there?), jealousy is really just a mask for insecurity.
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Haha yea I know exactly what you mean. When I would glance over and catch her eye she and while he is talking she sees me looking and looks at me and does the handgun to the mouth thing and he like doesn’t get it and just starts laughing like it’s some joke we are including him in on. Uhhhhh No dillweed, it means she would rather blow her brains out than sit here and listen to you. Can someone really be that socially retarded to NOT know that that is what that gesture means? I suppose if you flipped him off he would think you are telling him he is number 1.

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[quote]Vegita wrote:

What about my riveting tale? Are you a sad little soggy cunt or are you being a female dog with an out of control thyroid? Please enlighten me fair chap (and by fair I mean little , kinda like a woman).

V[/quote]

Meh, your tale was past the 100 words that my ADD limits me to.

[quote]Vegita wrote:

Haha yea I know exactly what you mean. When I would glance over and catch her eye she and while he is talking she sees me looking and looks at me and does the handgun to the mouth thing and he like doesn’t get it and just starts laughing like it’s some joke we are including him in on. Uhhhhh No dillweed, it means she would rather blow her brains out than sit here and listen to you. Can someone really be that socially retarded to NOT know that that is what that gesture means? I suppose if you flipped him off he would think you are telling him he is number 1.

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When a girl makes a fake pistol with her hand and blows her brains out it ALWAYS means she doesn’t want to talk to you??? always???

I didn’t know that

shakes head

i didn’t know

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Y’all are a bunch of betas. If you take your GF to the club and she’s hot, expect her to get attention from other guys. If you’re confident in yourself and your relationship and your GF isn’t a complete slut, then who cares if some dude starts hitting on her? Scared it’s gonna work? Who cares if she approaches some other dude and initiates a conversation with him? Like I said, if this is a problem you’re either insecure, she’s a slut and your concerns are warranted (and you should ditch her).

If you think you have to go and “protect” her from some possible harassment or make your presence felt, you’re a beta-bitch. That whole “protect” her or “look out” for her is just a bullshit excuse to mask your own insecurity under the guise of “being manly”. Women are fucking human beings, not pieces of property, and if you start treating them like pieces of property or investments that need to be protected, then you’ll have every reason to trip out if she starts talking to another guy at the club because she’s probably looking to lay the groundwork for an easy rebound fuck after she ditches your insecure ass.

If your GF really is being harassed, it will be obvious even from a distance (unless you don’t know her that well, in which case take a look in the fucking mirror when looking for reasons why she might be talking to another guy to begin with). If that’s not the case, there’s no need to come over under the bitch-guise of “seeing if she’s alright” because believe it or not, she’s an adult and can take care of herself. If she can’t, then she needs to grow up rather than have a boyfriend who’s job it is to play surrogate father for her. If she is being hassled, calmly come over and tell the guy to fuck off.

And some women will purposefully engage in conversation with another guy just to test your ass. Don’t fall for that shit. They just want to see if they’ve got you on a leash or not. They start talking to a guy, you come running over, and in their mind they just yanked on that leash and you were on the end of it like a trained fucking dog.[/quote]

LMAO, someone must have qeueued the over the top “alpha” response complete with the term “beta” and the unneccessary cussing and derogitory terms. Do guys like this actually exist in real life or is this just an internet persona?? Does TNation breed these idiots or what? I don’t think I’ve seen as many “you’re not as alpha as me” posts on any other site I’ve ever been to.

Before coming to a thread cooper and accusing others of being Beta read the post you’re about to click submit on and ask yourself. “Do I sound like a rational and articulate individual or someone just flapping their lips and pumping their fists??” I’m sure there was some good points that we could have discussed in your post but it was disguised by all the guido over top bullshit that plagued your post. If you want anybody to actually read your posts and take them seriously cut all the alpha bullshit on out of it.
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Actually, he’s spot on. You guys sound like a bunch of insecure pussies.

On the rare occasion we go to the bar, my wife(of 16 years)regularly talks to other men and women because she is a gregarious social person. Do other guys want to nail her? Probably, but who cares? If your woman is prone to fucking around, hovering over her won’t change that.

And for the poster who thinks guys are pussies for not acting all insecure, it’s because they are not threatened by you. Do something inappropriate and see what happens, it’s not the guy puffing out his chest you need to worry about.

Page 8 Boobies!!!

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

Actually, he’s spot on. You guys sound like a bunch of insecure pussies.

On the rare occasion we go to the bar, my wife(of 16 years)regularly talks to other men and women because she is a gregarious social person. Do other guys want to nail her? Probably, but who cares? If your woman is prone to fucking around, hovering over her won’t change that.

And for the poster who thinks guys are pussies for not acting all insecure, it’s because they are not threatened by you. Do something inappropriate and see what happens, it’s not the guy puffing out his chest you need to worry about.[/quote]

wtf are you going on about now?

[quote]polo77j wrote:
Page 8 Boobies!!![/quote]

Geeze! Why dont more girls dress like that?