Skinny Fat Jealous Boyfriend Syndrome

[quote]andrew_live wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:
Page 8 Boobies!!![/quote]

Geeze! Why dont more girls dress like that?[/quote]

b/c too many girls don’t have those boobies/ratios that that girl has

Could you imagine a fatty drssing like that? I wouldn’t recommend you try to imagine it…

[quote]polo77j wrote:
Page 8 Boobies!!![/quote]

thank you!

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

Actually, he’s spot on. You guys sound like a bunch of insecure pussies.

On the rare occasion we go to the bar, my wife(of 16 years)regularly talks to other men and women because she is a gregarious social person. Do other guys want to nail her? Probably, but who cares? If your woman is prone to fucking around, hovering over her won’t change that.

And for the poster who thinks guys are pussies for not acting all insecure, it’s because they are not threatened by you. Do something inappropriate and see what happens, it’s not the guy puffing out his chest you need to worry about.[/quote]

wtf are you going on about now?[/quote]

Condensed for the slow: If the quality of woman you habituate requires you hover over her in order for her to not fuck others, you are screwed.

I’m not reading all of this garbage. Can someone just tell me who has the biggest e-peen?

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I’m not reading all of this garbage. Can someone just tell me who has the biggest e-peen?[/quote]

Why am I not surprised this is what you care about in this thread.

V

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Y’all are a bunch of betas. If you take your GF to the club and she’s hot, expect her to get attention from other guys. If you’re confident in yourself and your relationship and your GF isn’t a complete slut, then who cares if some dude starts hitting on her? Scared it’s gonna work? Who cares if she approaches some other dude and initiates a conversation with him? Like I said, if this is a problem you’re either insecure, she’s a slut and your concerns are warranted (and you should ditch her).

If you think you have to go and “protect” her from some possible harassment or make your presence felt, you’re a beta-bitch. That whole “protect” her or “look out” for her is just a bullshit excuse to mask your own insecurity under the guise of “being manly”. Women are fucking human beings, not pieces of property, and if you start treating them like pieces of property or investments that need to be protected, then you’ll have every reason to trip out if she starts talking to another guy at the club because she’s probably looking to lay the groundwork for an easy rebound fuck after she ditches your insecure ass.

If your GF really is being harassed, it will be obvious even from a distance (unless you don’t know her that well, in which case take a look in the fucking mirror when looking for reasons why she might be talking to another guy to begin with). If that’s not the case, there’s no need to come over under the bitch-guise of “seeing if she’s alright” because believe it or not, she’s an adult and can take care of herself. If she can’t, then she needs to grow up rather than have a boyfriend who’s job it is to play surrogate father for her. If she is being hassled, calmly come over and tell the guy to fuck off.

And some women will purposefully engage in conversation with another guy just to test your ass. Don’t fall for that shit. They just want to see if they’ve got you on a leash or not. They start talking to a guy, you come running over, and in their mind they just yanked on that leash and you were on the end of it like a trained fucking dog.[/quote]

LMAO, someone must have qeueued the over the top “alpha” response complete with the term “beta” and the unneccessary cussing and derogitory terms. Do guys like this actually exist in real life or is this just an internet persona?? Does TNation breed these idiots or what? I don’t think I’ve seen as many “you’re not as alpha as me” posts on any other site I’ve ever been to.

Before coming to a thread cooper and accusing others of being Beta read the post you’re about to click submit on and ask yourself. “Do I sound like a rational and articulate individual or someone just flapping their lips and pumping their fists??” I’m sure there was some good points that we could have discussed in your post but it was disguised by all the guido over top bullshit that plagued your post. If you want anybody to actually read your posts and take them seriously cut all the alpha bullshit on out of it.
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Actually, he’s spot on. You guys sound like a bunch of insecure pussies.

On the rare occasion we go to the bar, my wife(of 16 years)regularly talks to other men and women because she is a gregarious social person. Do other guys want to nail her? Probably, but who cares? If your woman is prone to fucking around, hovering over her won’t change that.

And for the poster who thinks guys are pussies for not acting all insecure, it’s because they are not threatened by you. Do something inappropriate and see what happens, it’s not the guy puffing out his chest you need to worry about.[/quote]

Thank you. The fact that you are in a stable marriage more than validates your point by the way. I have a feeling that those who take issue with what you and I have both said are constantly bouncing from chick to chick under the cover “being a pimp” or some bullshit along those lines.

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

Actually, he’s spot on. You guys sound like a bunch of insecure pussies.

On the rare occasion we go to the bar, my wife(of 16 years)regularly talks to other men and women because she is a gregarious social person. Do other guys want to nail her? Probably, but who cares? If your woman is prone to fucking around, hovering over her won’t change that.

And for the poster who thinks guys are pussies for not acting all insecure, it’s because they are not threatened by you. Do something inappropriate and see what happens, it’s not the guy puffing out his chest you need to worry about.[/quote]

wtf are you going on about now?[/quote]

Condensed for the slow: If the quality of woman you habituate requires you hover over her in order for her to not fuck others, you are screwed.[/quote]

I didn’t read all of the back and forth nonsense but AndrewG’s main point was that a strange guy walking up to hit on his girlfriend while he is there is being disrespectful to him.

Your post didn’t address his main point at all.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

Actually, he’s spot on. You guys sound like a bunch of insecure pussies.

On the rare occasion we go to the bar, my wife(of 16 years)regularly talks to other men and women because she is a gregarious social person. Do other guys want to nail her? Probably, but who cares? If your woman is prone to fucking around, hovering over her won’t change that.

And for the poster who thinks guys are pussies for not acting all insecure, it’s because they are not threatened by you. Do something inappropriate and see what happens, it’s not the guy puffing out his chest you need to worry about.[/quote]

wtf are you going on about now?[/quote]

Condensed for the slow: If the quality of woman you habituate requires you hover over her in order for her to not fuck others, you are screwed.[/quote]

I didn’t read all of the back and forth nonsense but AndrewG’s main point was that a strange guy walking up to hit on his girlfriend while he is there is being disrespectful to him.

Your post didn’t address his main point at all. [/quote]

I have a buddy who has the maddening habit of doing just that; blatantly approaching a woman while she’s at a bar or a club or whatever and is obviously there with her boyfriend. He’s a total dick in this respect. I asked him this morning why he does that shit and his response was “I only do it when I get the feeling that the guy with the woman is a tool. In short, because he is inadvertently telling me that I can.”

I think this is a dick move and reeks of an out-of-control ego. But in many cases it isn’t clear that the woman in question is there with any sort of significant other. When this happens, and maybe her BF sees this from across the room or whatever, and feels the need to come over and assert himself, I think this is a sign of insecurity. If she clearly isn’t put off by the guy and you take this as a threat, either it’s a legit threat (in which case you need to reevaluate why you’re with this woman) or it’s not and you’re simply overreacting in an insecure manner.

Now if this happens to your GF and she is clearly uncomfortable with the situation, then your presence is definitely warranted. But to do so as a pre-emptive measure or to do so out of some need to make sure she doesn’t go home with that guy is one of two things: either insecurity or, if she may in fact go home with him, then in that case it’s a sign that you need to make better choices in women.

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

Haha yea I know exactly what you mean. When I would glance over and catch her eye she and while he is talking she sees me looking and looks at me and does the handgun to the mouth thing and he like doesn’t get it and just starts laughing like it’s some joke we are including him in on. Uhhhhh No dillweed, it means she would rather blow her brains out than sit here and listen to you. Can someone really be that socially retarded to NOT know that that is what that gesture means? I suppose if you flipped him off he would think you are telling him he is number 1.

V[/quote]

When a girl makes a fake pistol with her hand and blows her brains out it ALWAYS means she doesn’t want to talk to you??? always???

I didn’t know that

shakes head

i didn’t know[/quote]

Well, maybe not ALWAYS. There’s a very slight chance it could mean she’s signaling she’d like you to point your dick at the side of her head.

Speaking of women and gestures, anyone else seen this?

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

Actually, he’s spot on. You guys sound like a bunch of insecure pussies.

On the rare occasion we go to the bar, my wife(of 16 years)regularly talks to other men and women because she is a gregarious social person. Do other guys want to nail her? Probably, but who cares? If your woman is prone to fucking around, hovering over her won’t change that.

And for the poster who thinks guys are pussies for not acting all insecure, it’s because they are not threatened by you. Do something inappropriate and see what happens, it’s not the guy puffing out his chest you need to worry about.[/quote]

wtf are you going on about now?[/quote]

Condensed for the slow: If the quality of woman you habituate requires you hover over her in order for her to not fuck others, you are screwed.[/quote]

I didn’t read all of the back and forth nonsense but AndrewG’s main point was that a strange guy walking up to hit on his girlfriend while he is there is being disrespectful to him.

Your post didn’t address his main point at all. [/quote]

I have a buddy who has the maddening habit of doing just that; blatantly approaching a woman while she’s at a bar or a club or whatever and is obviously there with her boyfriend. He’s a total dick in this respect. I asked him this morning why he does that shit and his response was “I only do it when I get the feeling that the guy with the woman is a tool. In short, because he is inadvertently telling me that I can.”

I think this is a dick move and reeks of an out-of-control ego. But in many cases it isn’t clear that the woman in question is there with any sort of significant other. When this happens, and maybe her BF sees this from across the room or whatever, and feels the need to come over and assert himself, I think this is a sign of insecurity. If she clearly isn’t put off by the guy and you take this as a threat, either it’s a legit threat (in which case you need to reevaluate why you’re with this woman) or it’s not and you’re simply overreacting in an insecure manner.

Now if this happens to your GF and she is clearly uncomfortable with the situation, then your presence is definitely warranted. But to do so as a pre-emptive measure or to do so out of some need to make sure she doesn’t go home with that guy is one of two things: either insecurity or, if she may in fact go home with him, then in that case it’s a sign that you need to make better choices in women.[/quote]

For the most part I agree but it’s not always so black and white and I wouldn’t classify those who do feel the need to interrupt “beta bitches”.

I don’t know, maybe it’s just your delivery I have a problem with. You come across as a wanna be tough guy, too hardcore and all that jazz. I think AndrewG pointed this out to you in his first response, something about your good points not being taken seriously because you seem like a giant cocksucker.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

Actually, he’s spot on. You guys sound like a bunch of insecure pussies.

On the rare occasion we go to the bar, my wife(of 16 years)regularly talks to other men and women because she is a gregarious social person. Do other guys want to nail her? Probably, but who cares? If your woman is prone to fucking around, hovering over her won’t change that.

And for the poster who thinks guys are pussies for not acting all insecure, it’s because they are not threatened by you. Do something inappropriate and see what happens, it’s not the guy puffing out his chest you need to worry about.[/quote]

wtf are you going on about now?[/quote]

Condensed for the slow: If the quality of woman you habituate requires you hover over her in order for her to not fuck others, you are screwed.[/quote]

I didn’t read all of the back and forth nonsense but AndrewG’s main point was that a strange guy walking up to hit on his girlfriend while he is there is being disrespectful to him.

Your post didn’t address his main point at all. [/quote]

Where did he say that in what I quoted?

I agree that a stranger walking up to hit on his girlfriend with him standing there is disrespectful. I don’t agree that if your SO is standing there talking to someone you need to go piss on here leg to show she’s your property. What I’m seeing here is a lot of jealous insecurity, which is what DB pointed out.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
stuff [/quote]
Goddamnit I love you DB.

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

Actually, he’s spot on. You guys sound like a bunch of insecure pussies.

On the rare occasion we go to the bar, my wife(of 16 years)regularly talks to other men and women because she is a gregarious social person. Do other guys want to nail her? Probably, but who cares? If your woman is prone to fucking around, hovering over her won’t change that.

And for the poster who thinks guys are pussies for not acting all insecure, it’s because they are not threatened by you. Do something inappropriate and see what happens, it’s not the guy puffing out his chest you need to worry about.[/quote]

wtf are you going on about now?[/quote]

Condensed for the slow: If the quality of woman you habituate requires you hover over her in order for her to not fuck others, you are screwed.[/quote]

I didn’t read all of the back and forth nonsense but AndrewG’s main point was that a strange guy walking up to hit on his girlfriend while he is there is being disrespectful to him.

Your post didn’t address his main point at all. [/quote]

Where did he say that in what I quoted?

I agree that a stranger walking up to hit on his girlfriend with him standing there is disrespectful. I don’t agree that if your SO is standing there talking to someone you need to go piss on here leg to show she’s your property. What I’m seeing here is a lot of jealous insecurity, which is what DB pointed out.[/quote]

I can play that game, too. Where in AndrewG’s post that you quoted did he claim that DB was wrong? He simply pointed out DB’s over the top, dbag attitude.

You guys all really care about owning women?

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

Actually, he’s spot on. You guys sound like a bunch of insecure pussies.

On the rare occasion we go to the bar, my wife(of 16 years)regularly talks to other men and women because she is a gregarious social person. Do other guys want to nail her? Probably, but who cares? If your woman is prone to fucking around, hovering over her won’t change that.

And for the poster who thinks guys are pussies for not acting all insecure, it’s because they are not threatened by you. Do something inappropriate and see what happens, it’s not the guy puffing out his chest you need to worry about.[/quote]

wtf are you going on about now?[/quote]

Condensed for the slow: If the quality of woman you habituate requires you hover over her in order for her to not fuck others, you are screwed.[/quote]

I didn’t read all of the back and forth nonsense but AndrewG’s main point was that a strange guy walking up to hit on his girlfriend while he is there is being disrespectful to him.

Your post didn’t address his main point at all. [/quote]

I have a buddy who has the maddening habit of doing just that; blatantly approaching a woman while she’s at a bar or a club or whatever and is obviously there with her boyfriend. He’s a total dick in this respect. I asked him this morning why he does that shit and his response was “I only do it when I get the feeling that the guy with the woman is a tool. In short, because he is inadvertently telling me that I can.”

I think this is a dick move and reeks of an out-of-control ego. But in many cases it isn’t clear that the woman in question is there with any sort of significant other. When this happens, and maybe her BF sees this from across the room or whatever, and feels the need to come over and assert himself, I think this is a sign of insecurity. If she clearly isn’t put off by the guy and you take this as a threat, either it’s a legit threat (in which case you need to reevaluate why you’re with this woman) or it’s not and you’re simply overreacting in an insecure manner.

Now if this happens to your GF and she is clearly uncomfortable with the situation, then your presence is definitely warranted. But to do so as a pre-emptive measure or to do so out of some need to make sure she doesn’t go home with that guy is one of two things: either insecurity or, if she may in fact go home with him, then in that case it’s a sign that you need to make better choices in women.[/quote]

For the most part I agree but it’s not always so black and white and I wouldn’t classify those who do feel the need to interrupt “beta bitches”.

I don’t know, maybe it’s just your delivery I have a problem with. You come across as a wanna be tough guy, too hardcore and all that jazz. I think AndrewG pointed this out to you in his first response, something about your good points not being taken seriously because you seem like a giant cocksucker.
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Lol. Yeah I suppose I do come across as a total dick sometimes. I am a total dick, but not in the sense that you probably think I am. My “tough guy” attitude from my first post was, like I said earlier, a poor attempt at humor. I was trying to mock the whole tough guy attitude but apparently I just came across as one myself. I suppose it’s a combination of me not being as cleverly funny as I think I am and my humor flying right over your heads. I am actually a complete pussy. Not really.

To LankyMofo and AndrewG909:

was my poor attempt at humor really that bad? Did you really take the manner in which I made my points with the utmost sincerity? Come on Lanky, you’ve seen me post enough in the Politics forum to know that when I want to be totally serious I’ll write in such a manner. Your guys’ inability to pick up on the latent sarcasm/mocking attitude may be my fault due to my apparent lack of a sense of humor, but if you guys really took that post as an indicator of my genuine attitude toward the issue at hand, shame on you, not on me.

I wasn’t playing a game. If it was his main point, I would expect it to be somewhere in what I quoted. I don’t really care if Andrew didn’t like his delivery.

Truthfully, DB wasn’t the one coming across as the tough guy to me. I just agreed with him, that all these guys saying they would throw down if you talked to their women sounded like insecure little bitches.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

Actually, he’s spot on. You guys sound like a bunch of insecure pussies.

On the rare occasion we go to the bar, my wife(of 16 years)regularly talks to other men and women because she is a gregarious social person. Do other guys want to nail her? Probably, but who cares? If your woman is prone to fucking around, hovering over her won’t change that.

And for the poster who thinks guys are pussies for not acting all insecure, it’s because they are not threatened by you. Do something inappropriate and see what happens, it’s not the guy puffing out his chest you need to worry about.[/quote]

wtf are you going on about now?[/quote]

Condensed for the slow: If the quality of woman you habituate requires you hover over her in order for her to not fuck others, you are screwed.[/quote]

I didn’t read all of the back and forth nonsense but AndrewG’s main point was that a strange guy walking up to hit on his girlfriend while he is there is being disrespectful to him.

Your post didn’t address his main point at all. [/quote]

I have a buddy who has the maddening habit of doing just that; blatantly approaching a woman while she’s at a bar or a club or whatever and is obviously there with her boyfriend. He’s a total dick in this respect. I asked him this morning why he does that shit and his response was “I only do it when I get the feeling that the guy with the woman is a tool. In short, because he is inadvertently telling me that I can.”

I think this is a dick move and reeks of an out-of-control ego. But in many cases it isn’t clear that the woman in question is there with any sort of significant other. When this happens, and maybe her BF sees this from across the room or whatever, and feels the need to come over and assert himself, I think this is a sign of insecurity. If she clearly isn’t put off by the guy and you take this as a threat, either it’s a legit threat (in which case you need to reevaluate why you’re with this woman) or it’s not and you’re simply overreacting in an insecure manner.

Now if this happens to your GF and she is clearly uncomfortable with the situation, then your presence is definitely warranted. But to do so as a pre-emptive measure or to do so out of some need to make sure she doesn’t go home with that guy is one of two things: either insecurity or, if she may in fact go home with him, then in that case it’s a sign that you need to make better choices in women.[/quote]

For the most part I agree but it’s not always so black and white and I wouldn’t classify those who do feel the need to interrupt “beta bitches”.

I don’t know, maybe it’s just your delivery I have a problem with. You come across as a wanna be tough guy, too hardcore and all that jazz. I think AndrewG pointed this out to you in his first response, something about your good points not being taken seriously because you seem like a giant cocksucker.
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Lol. Yeah I suppose I do come across as a total dick sometimes. I am a total dick, but not in the sense that you probably think I am. My “tough guy” attitude from my first post was, like I said earlier, a poor attempt at humor. I was trying to mock the whole tough guy attitude but apparently I just came across as one myself. I suppose it’s a combination of me not being as cleverly funny as I think I am and my humor flying right over your heads. I am actually a complete pussy. Not really.[/quote]

Lol, yeah the sarcasm did not shine through.

Don’t feel too bad, my response earlier in the thread was my attempt at humor…

(but fuck you guys, I still think that post was funny)

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

…a giant cocksucker.
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Indeed. DBCooper loves the cawk!

And Geddy Lee.

[quote]polo77j wrote:
Page 8 Boobies!!![/quote]
good lord.