Skinny Fat Jealous Boyfriend Syndrome

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
Stop flickin ur damn toothpicks at me dammit!!! I’m sensitive, you know that!

shakes head

you know that[/quote]

V

^ can’t see streaming video on my work computer. Care to summarize the video for me?? lol

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
^ can’t see streaming video on my work computer. Care to summarize the video for me?? lol[/quote]

<talks shit, flicks toothpick in andrews face>

That pretty much covers it.

V

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
^ can’t see streaming video on my work computer. Care to summarize the video for me?? lol[/quote]

I can’t see video at work either, but if that video isn’t Razor Ramon flicking a toothpick and some little mexican (eddie guerrero, ray mysterio, whatever) then V has failed…big time.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
^ can’t see streaming video on my work computer. Care to summarize the video for me?? lol[/quote]

I can’t see video at work either, but if that video isn’t Razor Ramon flicking a toothpick and some little mexican (eddie guerrero, ray mysterio, whatever) then V has failed…big time.[/quote]

50% right, I don’t think razor ever encountered any little mexican buggers, if you remember he was about the first “latino” type character in the WWF. But regardless it is him talking some smack and then flicking a toothpick at the camera. I just pretend he is talking to andrew and then it’s funny.

V

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
^ can’t see streaming video on my work computer. Care to summarize the video for me?? lol[/quote]

I can’t see video at work either, but if that video isn’t Razor Ramon flicking a toothpick and some little mexican (eddie guerrero, ray mysterio, whatever) then V has failed…big time.[/quote]

Add me damn you!!!1

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
^ can’t see streaming video on my work computer. Care to summarize the video for me?? lol[/quote]

I can’t see video at work either, but if that video isn’t Razor Ramon flicking a toothpick and some little mexican (eddie guerrero, ray mysterio, whatever) then V has failed…big time.[/quote]

50% right, I don’t think razor ever encountered any little mexican buggers, if you remember he was about the first “latino” type character in the WWF. But regardless it is him talking some smack and then flicking a toothpick at the camera. I just pretend he is talking to andrew and then it’s funny.

V[/quote]

I’m afraid of what your imagination has conjured up in regards to what I even really look like!

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
^ can’t see streaming video on my work computer. Care to summarize the video for me?? lol[/quote]

I can’t see video at work either, but if that video isn’t Razor Ramon flicking a toothpick and some little mexican (eddie guerrero, ray mysterio, whatever) then V has failed…big time.[/quote]

50% right, I don’t think razor ever encountered any little mexican buggers, if you remember he was about the first “latino” type character in the WWF. But regardless it is him talking some smack and then flicking a toothpick at the camera. I just pretend he is talking to andrew and then it’s funny.

V[/quote]

I’m afraid of what your imagination has conjured up in regards to what I even really look like!
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I haz seen your real pics so I think I imagine you pretty much like you really are. Though I WISH you looked like Pedro at south of the border.

V

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:

Wow.

Do you only go to bars once in a while and only as a group? Or do you mean that most times you go out to a bar it is without your girl? [/quote]
I don’t go to the bar very often.

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Justification or not, I’ve been with my bf for almost 4 years. I know what his reaction is going to be when Charlie Manuel decides to leave Blanton out there for the 7th so sometimes I would like to know what the Mets fan sitting next to me thinks. It beats the hell out of awkward silences.[/quote]

We are discussing our gf’s leaving us to go talk to another guy, not us sitting at the bar and her chatting with the guy next to me. That is very different.

This thread gives me a newfound appreciation for my gf as well! lol My gf may go out with her friends but she would never go to a bar alone. She dosn’t even like going to the mall alone, she’ll often call me and ask me to talk to her on the phone because guys keep coming up to her trying to talk to her. It doesn’t help that my gf looks like she’s about 18, so she gets a lot of the more immature HS kids trying to get at her as well as older men.

Here are a few quotes that led me to believe you were against your gf talking to any guy under any circumstance:

–If you’re bf is at a bar with you and you feel the urge to talk to some other guy then find yourself a more interesting man cuz he’s obviously boring as all hell.

–I do think it’s interesting when females try to rationalize talking to guys they don’t know at the bar when they have a bf.

–If a girl has a boyfriend and still chooses to go out and talk to other men, it really is a matter of time before she cheats

–if I went to the bathroom for 5 min and I came back and some guy tried getting at my girl the second I stepped away and her response was anything but, “i’m sorry I have a bf” then I’m dropping her.

Also, based on what the OP wrote (bullshit or not) my impression was that the girl was simply talking to him; he said nothing about the girl crossing the room to engage him in conversation.

I misunderstood your intended meaning and read your posts as basically saying, “I am all the man my girl needs. If she is talking to a guy he is obviously going to fuck her because girls are stupid and can’t figure out when a guy is playing her. No girl can be trusted because given the opportunity she is going to cheat on you”. Things like this get my panties in a bunch so I apologize for not giving you the benefit of the doubt.

Perhaps its because I don’t consort with people who play mind games with their significant others. I don’t hang out with girls who get all whored up and talk about making their guy jealous. But I suppose that it is a stereotype for a reason.

Not to mention the fact that if you don’t go to bars often then it is going to be more of a special occasion when you do go out. I am at a bar about once a week so for me it is not a big deal. It’s also not an all night affair. I will go for about 2 hours and that’s it so my impressions of what is normal are going to be completely different than yours.

[quote]Mackk wrote:

What if he is insecure and the cracks are a defense strategy to keep you entertained? You’d try to kick a guys ass for a few less than witty comments? What if said insecure wisecrackmaker is a veteran systema practitioner eh? WHAT DO YOU DO THEN? [/quote]

If his remarks poke fun at me or my girl, then there’s going to be a problem. There’s a difference between making an entertaining comment and taking shots at someone. I don’t know what systema is nor do I really care.

We don’t go to the bar anymore but way back my boyfriend always took it as a complement when other guys were sending me drinks and stuff. We never went to clubs though.

I had a previous boyfriend publicly back hand me when some random guy at Denny’s told me I had nice tits (because I smirked) so I always immediately ended relationships when even the slightest bit of jealousy appeared.

[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:

Here are a few quotes that led me to believe you were against your gf talking to any guy under any circumstance:

–If you’re bf is at a bar with you and you feel the urge to talk to some other guy then find yourself a more interesting man cuz he’s obviously boring as all hell.
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Meaning walk away and stop talking to you to go engage in a totally different conversation with somone else

I was referring to girls who go out with their girl friends who have intentions of trying to meet guys despite having a bf, not girls who go out and happen to strike up a conversation with someone.

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–If a girl has a boyfriend and still chooses to go out and talk to other men, it really is a matter of time before she cheats [/quote] Meaning if a girl has a bf and regularly goes out trying to meet guys, see above response, not girls who happen to have a conversation with some guy other than their bf.

This is based on the notion that the guy came over and started talking to my girl as soon as I left. To me that is disrespectful, if I see a girl and decide to strike up a conversation over a sports game were watching, I may make a comment to her but I’m not gunna start chit chatting while her bf is gone. That gives the impression that as soon as her bf left I’m trying to talk to her. I would however, if I wanted to, strike up a conversation with the both of them when he came back.

[quote]
Also, based on what the OP wrote (bullshit or not) my impression was that the girl was simply talking to him; he said nothing about the girl crossing the room to engage him in conversation.
[/quote] Didn’t he mention that the girl came to him and started talking to him, then their bf came over. Implying that he wasn’t just sitting next to them, but the girl actually walked to him to engage in a convo?

[quote]
I misunderstood your intended meaning and read your posts as basically saying, “I am all the man my girl needs. If she is talking to a guy he is obviously going to fuck her because girls are stupid and can’t figure out when a guy is playing her. No girl can be trusted because given the opportunity she is going to cheat on you”. Things like this get my panties in a bunch so I apologize for not giving you the benefit of the doubt.[/quote]

I was saying that it doesn’t matter if the girl cheats or not, if she is leaving her bf (meaning walking away from him) to go talk to someone else then she probably will eventually cheat because that tells me she isn’t interested in her bf more than a complete stranger.

I think the miscommunication was the whole walking away thing. IF my girl starts talking to someone while I’m sitting right there, I’d probably be really interested because I know she’s not the type to just casually chat with strangers, so if she is then he must be pretty interesting. I was talking about her walking away from me or our group and going and talking to some random dude on the other side of the room.

[quote]debraD wrote:
We don’t go to the bar anymore but way back my boyfriend always took it as a complement when other guys were sending me drinks and stuff. We never went to clubs though.

I had a previous boyfriend publicly back hand me when some random guy at Denny’s told me I had nice tits (because I smirked) so I always immediately ended relationships when even the slightest bit of jealousy appeared. [/quote]

Damn! you got the pimp hand? Did he even say anything to the guy who made the comment? I mean any guy who makes a comment about a females tits in the presence of her BF/Husband, is either really good friends with the guy and is busting chops and they are cool with it, or he is directly calling the guy a pussy.

“look I can tell your girl she has nice tits and you won’t do anything to me because you’re a little pussy.” The fact that he hit you only proves that point though I guess.

V

LOL don’t be fooled SmilingPolitely…if the boys went out for a night out (just like the girl did) and they had the chance to talk to a bunch of hot girls…they would do it ALLLL night, even if they have a gf. Nothing wrong with talking to other people, just gotta know that you can look but you can’t touch. And if your at a club/bar drinks and whatever…you WILL be flirting with one another. I see this shit all the time lol

[quote]debraD wrote:
We don’t go to the bar anymore but way back my boyfriend always took it as a complement when other guys were sending me drinks and stuff. We never went to clubs though.

I had a previous boyfriend publicly back hand me when some random guy at Denny’s told me I had nice tits (because I smirked) so I always immediately ended relationships when even the slightest bit of jealousy appeared. [/quote]

I’ve seen guys who don’t trip when other guys try to get at their girls and I think it’s chickenshit of them. I know guys will always check out my girl, but there’s a difference between checking someone out and trying to buy them drinks or talk to them when they see her with her bf. As vegita says they’re in essence calling him a pussy. When my girl goes out with her friends she’ll tell me guys tried to buy her a drink and it doesn’t bother me cuz I’m not there so obviously guys are gunna try, but if I got my arm around her or i’m holding her hand and some guy tries that shit, thats not me being jealous thats me standing up for myself against someone who is blantanlty disregarding me as if I don’t exist.

If your man is right there and he’s making it obvious that you’re with him and guys are trying to buy you drinks thats real disrespectful.

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]debraD wrote:
We don’t go to the bar anymore but way back my boyfriend always took it as a complement when other guys were sending me drinks and stuff. We never went to clubs though.

I had a previous boyfriend publicly back hand me when some random guy at Denny’s told me I had nice tits (because I smirked) so I always immediately ended relationships when even the slightest bit of jealousy appeared. [/quote]

I’ve seen guys who don’t trip when other guys try to get at their girls and I think it’s chickenshit of them. I know guys will always check out my girl, but there’s a difference between checking someone out and trying to buy them drinks or talk to them when they see her with her bf. As vegita says they’re in essence calling him a pussy. When my girl goes out with her friends she’ll tell me guys tried to buy her a drink and it doesn’t bother me cuz I’m not there so obviously guys are gunna try, but if I got my arm around her or i’m holding her hand and some guy tries that shit, thats not me being jealous thats me standing up for myself against someone who is blantanlty disregarding me as if I don’t exist.

If your man is right there and he’s making it obvious that you’re with him and guys are trying to buy you drinks thats real disrespectful.

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I’m not calling you a liar or anything but I can’t believe this shit really happens!! i’ve never encountered this type of thing…

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]debraD wrote:
We don’t go to the bar anymore but way back my boyfriend always took it as a complement when other guys were sending me drinks and stuff. We never went to clubs though.

I had a previous boyfriend publicly back hand me when some random guy at Denny’s told me I had nice tits (because I smirked) so I always immediately ended relationships when even the slightest bit of jealousy appeared. [/quote]

Damn! you got the pimp hand? Did he even say anything to the guy who made the comment? I mean any guy who makes a comment about a females tits in the presence of her BF/Husband, is either really good friends with the guy and is busting chops and they are cool with it, or he is directly calling the guy a pussy.

“look I can tell your girl she has nice tits and you won’t do anything to me because you’re a little pussy.” The fact that he hit you only proves that point though I guess.

V[/quote]
No, the guy was long gone. We were just coming in and the guy and his friends were just leaving. I’m not sure the comment was actually meant for my ears or not. But the boyfriend was definitely an ass who provided me a dozens of red flags to watch for in the future! The jealousy thing was always the biggest one.

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]debraD wrote:
We don’t go to the bar anymore but way back my boyfriend always took it as a complement when other guys were sending me drinks and stuff. We never went to clubs though.

I had a previous boyfriend publicly back hand me when some random guy at Denny’s told me I had nice tits (because I smirked) so I always immediately ended relationships when even the slightest bit of jealousy appeared. [/quote]

I’ve seen guys who don’t trip when other guys try to get at their girls and I think it’s chickenshit of them. I know guys will always check out my girl, but there’s a difference between checking someone out and trying to buy them drinks or talk to them when they see her with her bf. As vegita says they’re in essence calling him a pussy. When my girl goes out with her friends she’ll tell me guys tried to buy her a drink and it doesn’t bother me cuz I’m not there so obviously guys are gunna try, but if I got my arm around her or i’m holding her hand and some guy tries that shit, thats not me being jealous thats me standing up for myself against someone who is blantanlty disregarding me as if I don’t exist.

If your man is right there and he’s making it obvious that you’re with him and guys are trying to buy you drinks thats real disrespectful.

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If a guy ever tried to buy my wife a drink when I was standing right there I would tell him he has to buy me one too.

Ok actually I do have a story. There is this one guy who is just very socially awkward at a bar where I used to play darts out of. Well my wife (gf at the time) would come watch and this guy would ALWAYS come in and sit near her. He would just talk and talk and talk, and he KNOWS she is there with me. BUT he would never hit on her, just constantly talk.

Sometimes if I was in between games I would go sit on the other side of her and she would turn and talk to me and he would just sit and stare at us until I had to go play again.

Anyways, after a couple times of this very strange behavior I finally had to tell the guy, listen bro, you are being a little too chatty with my GF here, she came here to watch me play darts and have a nice relaxing night out, not to listen to you blab for 3 hours about things she really couldn’t give a shit about. Please don’t talk to her again ok? She isn’t your friend, go talk to someone else.

He was all awkward, like I knew he would be and tried to hit me with some shit like, But i’m just talking bla bla bla, I cut him off and siad, listen, I don’t have the time or patience to repeat what I just told you, neither of us, want you to talk to her, so shut the fuck up and go drink at the other end of the bar.

I had backup and this guy was a little insecure anyways, so he got his drink and wen’t to the other end of the bar. She tried ignoring him, moving a seat away, he would just talk louder. She thought he was a little slow, so of course she wouldn’t be rude to him, well aside from doing the fake gun to the mouth thing when I looked over. LOL

Makes you wonder what the hell goes through guys heads though. I mean my wife was easily the hottest woman at the bar, so obviously this guy was like oh i’ma go talk to da pretty woman.

V

[quote]debraD wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]debraD wrote:
We don’t go to the bar anymore but way back my boyfriend always took it as a complement when other guys were sending me drinks and stuff. We never went to clubs though.

I had a previous boyfriend publicly back hand me when some random guy at Denny’s told me I had nice tits (because I smirked) so I always immediately ended relationships when even the slightest bit of jealousy appeared. [/quote]

Damn! you got the pimp hand? Did he even say anything to the guy who made the comment? I mean any guy who makes a comment about a females tits in the presence of her BF/Husband, is either really good friends with the guy and is busting chops and they are cool with it, or he is directly calling the guy a pussy.

“look I can tell your girl she has nice tits and you won’t do anything to me because you’re a little pussy.” The fact that he hit you only proves that point though I guess.

V[/quote]
No, the guy was long gone. We were just coming in and the guy and his friends were just leaving. I’m not sure the comment was actually meant for my ears or not. But the boyfriend was definitely an ass who provided me a dozens of red flags to watch for in the future! The jealousy thing was always the biggest one.[/quote]

Damn, you have had your share of run ins with some real douchers. If I was a chick i’d havd a tazer fucking hanging from my belt at all times. Fucking any doods gave me shit I’d be tazering fools left and right. What did you just say about my tits? ZZZZZZZZZZZZAP! How do they look now motherfucker? Oh you can’t see them because your crying on the ground like a little girl? Maybe you should have listened to your mother when she told you how to talk to a lady.

V

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]debraD wrote:
We don’t go to the bar anymore but way back my boyfriend always took it as a complement when other guys were sending me drinks and stuff. We never went to clubs though.

I had a previous boyfriend publicly back hand me when some random guy at Denny’s told me I had nice tits (because I smirked) so I always immediately ended relationships when even the slightest bit of jealousy appeared. [/quote]

I’ve seen guys who don’t trip when other guys try to get at their girls and I think it’s chickenshit of them. I know guys will always check out my girl, but there’s a difference between checking someone out and trying to buy them drinks or talk to them when they see her with her bf. As vegita says they’re in essence calling him a pussy. When my girl goes out with her friends she’ll tell me guys tried to buy her a drink and it doesn’t bother me cuz I’m not there so obviously guys are gunna try, but if I got my arm around her or i’m holding her hand and some guy tries that shit, thats not me being jealous thats me standing up for myself against someone who is blantanlty disregarding me as if I don’t exist.

If your man is right there and he’s making it obvious that you’re with him and guys are trying to buy you drinks thats real disrespectful.

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My boyfriend isn’t a chickenshit. He just knows who I’m going home with and who I’m not. I’m a polite person and when someone pays me a compliment I don’t get all shitty about it or scream to a boyfriend. If someone buys me a drink I say thank you and accept it gracefully. It’s part of being in bar. I think if you can’t handle the environment you should stick to restaurants and movie theatres.

I could never understand how a total stranger can be such a challenge to one’s respect. That’s a big pile of shit if you ask me.