I got the sarcasm.
But then I don’t take any of you seriously. =D (nor do I expect to be taken seriously)
[quote]Dustin wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
…a giant cocksucker.
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Indeed. DBCooper loves the cawk!
And Geddy Lee.[/quote]
I fucking HATE Geddy Lee…RRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
That was a serious response Lanky, did you get that? No I’m just kidding Lanky. Well, we seem to be on the same page now. I meant no disrespect toward you or Andrew and if I insulted you, I take it back and apologize. I have a really weird sense of humor (my favorite comedies are American Psycho, Dr. Strangelove, and Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?). I should keep that in mind because as sophisticated as I think my sense of humor is sometimes, my ego is simply distracting me from the fact that what I see as dry, sophisticated wit is really just bizarre rambling.
For the record, I would like to state that there are at least three documented instances in which a T-Nation member has acknowledged that I literally made them laugh out loud. They must be fucking weirdos…
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
To LankyMofo and AndrewG909:
was my poor attempt at humor really that bad? Did you really take the manner in which I made my points with the utmost sincerity? Come on Lanky, you’ve seen me post enough in the Politics forum to know that when I want to be totally serious I’ll write in such a manner. Your guys’ inability to pick up on the latent sarcasm/mocking attitude may be my fault due to my apparent lack of a sense of humor, but if you guys really took that post as an indicator of my genuine attitude toward the issue at hand, shame on you, not on me.[/quote]
I haven’t spend as much time on the GAL a life board as the 2 guys above, so yeah I thought you were just hurling insults. That’s why I didn’t even bother addressing your other points which in many ways I agree with. I didn’t feel like sitting here exchanging insults.
As far Testy. Signing on here and calling people pussy’s based on a bunch of assumptions that you’re making is pretty weak.
I’m sorry but I don’t think shaking the guy’s hand and being intimidating is a sign of “I own her.” I think its a protective maneuver. When someone is CONTROLLING thats when they say “I own you.” Like if he tell’s you you can’t go out with your friends, etc etc. It’s not that he doesn’t trust her, he doesn’t trust you.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
To LankyMofo and AndrewG909:
was my poor attempt at humor really that bad? Did you really take the manner in which I made my points with the utmost sincerity? Come on Lanky, you’ve seen me post enough in the Politics forum to know that when I want to be totally serious I’ll write in such a manner. Your guys’ inability to pick up on the latent sarcasm/mocking attitude may be my fault due to my apparent lack of a sense of humor, but if you guys really took that post as an indicator of my genuine attitude toward the issue at hand, shame on you, not on me.[/quote]
It’s tough to discern sarcasm when someone is actually making a legitimate point. You fully believe what you wrote, but wrote it as a character of sorts. If you were writing something completely off the wall that didn’t make any sense the humor would have been noticed much easier.
Shame on both of us, now lets blow each other.
WTF is going on in here?!?! I go to the gym and come back to more people throwing words in my mouth and LankEy defending me?!?! Am I in an alternate universe.
DBCooper: As LankEy said, the fact that you were arguing a valid point is what made your humor not stand out. That would be like me going off on Polo for being a cocksucker. Sure I might be kidding, but you wouldn’t know because well he really does suck cock. See how that works?
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
To LankyMofo and AndrewG909:
was my poor attempt at humor really that bad? Did you really take the manner in which I made my points with the utmost sincerity? Come on Lanky, you’ve seen me post enough in the Politics forum to know that when I want to be totally serious I’ll write in such a manner. Your guys’ inability to pick up on the latent sarcasm/mocking attitude may be my fault due to my apparent lack of a sense of humor, but if you guys really took that post as an indicator of my genuine attitude toward the issue at hand, shame on you, not on me.[/quote]
It’s tough to discern sarcasm when someone is actually making a legitimate point. You fully believe what you wrote, but wrote it as a character of sorts. If you were writing something completely off the wall that didn’t make any sense the humor would have been noticed much easier.
Shame on both of us, now lets blow each other.[/quote]
DBC, in case you missed it, this was all lanky was after this whole time. He just likes to beat around the dick a little. You have succeeded in making him beg for it though. Kudos to you sir, I usually give in way earlier than that.
V
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
WTF is going on in here?!?! I go to the gym to mop up some spit and sweat because that’s my job as journeyman of the custodial arts and come back to more people throwing dicks and balls in my mouth and LankEy defending me?!?! Am I in an alternate universe where i walk around with assplugs because that would be amazingly like the one I’m in now.
DBCooper: As LankEy said, the fact that I have semen all over my face and eyes is what made your humor not stand out. That would be like me busting a nut in my mouth because I’m a cocksucker and that’s what I do besides clean up other people’s messes. Sure I might be kidding, but you wouldn’t know because I love penis. Penis Penis Penis. See how that works?[/quote]
fixed for truth
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
To LankyMofo and AndrewG909:
was my poor attempt at humor really that bad? Did you really take the manner in which I made my points with the utmost sincerity? Come on Lanky, you’ve seen me post enough in the Politics forum to know that when I want to be totally serious I’ll write in such a manner. Your guys’ inability to pick up on the latent sarcasm/mocking attitude may be my fault due to my apparent lack of a sense of humor, but if you guys really took that post as an indicator of my genuine attitude toward the issue at hand, shame on you, not on me.[/quote]
It’s tough to discern sarcasm when someone is actually making a legitimate point. You fully believe what you wrote, but wrote it as a character of sorts. If you were writing something completely off the wall that didn’t make any sense the humor would have been noticed much easier.
Shame on both of us, now lets blow each other.[/quote]
Regarding your last sentence: only if you’re into ass-to-mouth
My gf has all sorts of stories almost on a daily basis about guys hitting on her out in public places, but amusingly enough she’s never been approached by a guy when we’re out together.
And I sure as hell doubt X, C_C, doveofwar, or any other large and in charge members have their girls getting hit on when they are with them.
Moral of the story; the world’s a scary place. Best way to deal with it is to become one of the things that makes it scary.
On a side note, if you screwed a girl within 1 week of meeting her, and you’re “dating” her…chances are she’s gonna cheat on you pretty soon. Just sayin.
Okay this arguing is getting fukin old, if you would actually READ my damn posts you would see that I already clarified some of the issues you brought up testy, but to reemphasize!! .
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
If your woman is prone to fucking around, hovering over her won’t change that. [/quote]
You confusing my quotes with someone else’s I never said that I would hover over my girl or even go up to her if she was talking to another guy. THE ONLY THING I MENTIONED in regards to what I’d do if my girl left me to talk to someone else is I’d leave her. No macho bullshit, or claiming her as my property, I would simply leave. I’ve stated that twice in this thread already. READ MY POSTS!!!
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And for the poster who thinks guys are pussies for not acting all insecure, it’s because they are not threatened by you. Do something inappropriate and see what happens, it’s not the guy puffing out his chest you need to worry about.[/quote]
Okay this doesn’t make any sense… I never mentioned anything about people being threatened by me, not once. I said that I think it’s chickenshit when a guy doesn’t defend his gf and I listed an example of a time when I saw a guy walking with his girl, some guy tried talking to her, she said no and said stranger grabbed her and pulled her. The bf did nothing. Yes that was chickenshit of him. I don’t see how you interpreted that story as people not being threatened by me? I don’t hit on other girls, guys don’t need to be threatened by me…
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I wasn’t playing a game. If it was his main point, I would expect it to be somewhere in what I quoted. I don’t really care if Andrew didn’t like his delivery.
Truthfully, DB wasn’t the one coming across as the tough guy to me. I just agreed with him, that all these guys saying they would throw down if you talked to their women sounded like insecure little bitches.[/quote]
Tell me where I said I would throw down?? Go thru every single one of my fuking posts and quote me saying I would “throw down”, “fight”, “beat someones ass”, or any other fraise you can use for fighting! I don’t claim my girl as my property. If she LEAVES me to go talk to another guy, I would leave her as already stated. If she started up a convo with some guy we were sitting next to I said I would join the convo. I did state however that if I was with my girl and some guy tried hitting on her it is disrespectful. I never said I’d beat there ass, i just said it was disrespectful.
Please stop putting words in my mouth, if you have a problem with something I said quote it, don’t try and summarize it then generalize the statement. I’m in no way insecure and have never gotten in a fight over my gf. She knows how to act so I’ve never had to and I have a bit of a reputation, most people know that I’ve boxed most my life and don’t try and test me. Now before you start throwing words in my mouth again, I’M NOT SAYING THAT I WALK AROUND LIKE A HARD ASS so people are scared of me. People just know me as the boxer, and nobody ever really tries to go there with me.
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
On a side note, if you screwed a girl within 1 week of meeting her, and you’re “dating” her…chances are she’s gonna cheat on you pretty soon. Just sayin. [/quote]
That’s a load of crap!
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
WTF is going on in here?!?! I go to the gym to mop up some spit and sweat because that’s my job as journeyman of the custodial arts and come back to more people throwing dicks and balls in my mouth and LankEy defending me?!?! Am I in an alternate universe where i walk around with assplugs because that would be amazingly like the one I’m in now.
DBCooper: As LankEy said, the fact that I have semen all over my face and eyes is what made your humor not stand out. That would be like me busting a nut in my mouth because I’m a cocksucker and that’s what I do besides clean up other people’s messes. Sure I might be kidding, but you wouldn’t know because I love penis. Penis Penis Penis. See how that works?[/quote]
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Now THIS is some humor I can get behind. I don’t know why, but this shit just came at the right time and I am literally laughing uncontrollably right now.
For the record no man has EVER hit on my girl while I’m standing with her! I was speaking generally when I brought that up originally. My stance on the matter tho, if it’s obvious that I’m with her and I have my arm around her and someone tries spitting game or making comments, yes I would beat their ass. Call me insecure all you want but if it were my sister I’d do the same thing. If a girl is walking with a man even if it’s not obvious they are together or related, you don’t go trying to spit game. Thats disrespectful, call me an asshole but I wouldn’t let someone do that.
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
And I sure as hell doubt X, C_C, doveofwar, or any other large and in charge members have their girls getting hit on when they are with them.
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Ahh, I see what you did there. Since they are all Ghey, then technically they would never be out with thier girls, except if it were like the shopping pals type of girls. And we all know it’s impossible to break into a large group or “flock” of girls when they are out together, so in every sense of the word your statement rings true, yet it is a clever play on words in which you hope to confuse us all. I’m still not on to your endgame quite yet, but I’m hot on your trail and I will get to the bottom of it.
V
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
For the record no man has EVER hit on my girl while I’m standing with her! I was speaking generally when I brought that up originally. My stance on the matter tho, if it’s obvious that I’m with her and I have my arm around her and someone tries spitting game or making comments, yes I would beat their ass. Call me insecure all you want but if it were my sister I’d do the same thing. If a girl is walking with a man even if it’s not obvious they are together or related, you don’t go trying to spit game. Thats disrespectful, call me an asshole but I wouldn’t let someone do that.[/quote]
Hitch did it, and even though the guy ended up being the chicks sisters husband, he THOUGHT she was seeing him and he didn’t give a fuck. He loved her and you can’t get in the way of love mister.
Hitch > Pedro
V
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
On a side note, if you screwed a girl within 1 week of meeting her, and you’re “dating” her…chances are she’s gonna cheat on you pretty soon. Just sayin. [/quote]
That’s a load of crap![/quote]
I have to agree with Deb on this one. My overwhelming masculinity usually leaves women completely vulnerable to my infallible charm and as such, I virtually always am screwing them well within a week of meeting them. And as far as “dating” them, that’s just a term to imply that you’re banging her every which way that sounds better than “I’m fucking her brains out on a thrice daily basis but other than that we’re not really serious about each other…yet.” Once they get the only-successful-hijacker-in-United States-history-cock, they never jump out of planes.
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
Please stop putting words in my mouth, if you have a problem with something I said quote it, don’t try and summarize it then generalize the statement.
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You will NEVER have a career in politics or in the media with this attitude, sir. Just sayin’
[quote]BobParr wrote:
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
Please stop putting words in my mouth, if you have a problem with something I said quote it, don’t try and summarize it then generalize the statement.
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You will NEVER have a career in politics or in the media with this attitude, sir. Just sayin’[/quote]
I’m a mexican republican from California! The political culture isn’t ready for someone like me yet!