[quote]Nate Dogg wrote:
Avoids Roids wrote:
This “club” is being run by very short-sighted people.
Was that a joke?
You think you’re some kind of funny man? You better watch your mouth, clown. Or we’ll show you pain like you’ve never known was possible!
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Yeah, that was a joke but I guess it went over your head just like the ground balls in Little League.
I’d loan you my step ladder so that you could inflict some upper body pain on me instead of just some shin scrapes but I may need it to reach my medicine cabinet soon to get my osteoporosis pills because I’m shrinking very fast. By next year I probably won’t even have to duck down anymore when I enter the Dogg house.
Pro-X has an impressive physique. End of story. Yours is not. I will commence ignoring you after I post this, since my brain might “short circuit” on your poor logic.
[quote]SWR-1240 wrote:
This has quickly become one of my favorite thread.
Now if only someone could do something about the title of it…[/quote]
And to think we all have OCN2000 to thank for it. A thing for which he deserves our heartfelt gratitude. I’m only half joking with this. If the guy could lighten up and learn to laugh at himself he could join in our gleeful frivolity.
Trying to demean me for being 5’5", and having no control over that, would be like me trying to demean you for being black. It was how we were born, we can only make the best of what we have.
You were born 5’ 5"?
Your poor mother.[/quote]
ZING! He is pretty smooth, he probably just came out like jello or something.
I feel so left out. I think I’ll head over to one of 5,000 threads about not being able to find pants that fit…[/quote]
Shit, I was still under 5 foot as a freshman in high school. And I was only 5’3" as a senior. Luckily I hit my growth spurt and reached a towering 5’6". At this rate I think I can hit 6 foot by the time I’m 40.
Oh, and pants shopping sucks for me too! 36 inch waist, 29 inch length, and something loose enough to fit around my ass and 28 inch thighs.
[quote]malonetd wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
You midgets are funny.
The last time I was under 5’5" was 5th grade.
I feel so left out. I think I’ll head over to one of 5,000 threads about not being able to find pants that fit…
Shit, I was still under 5 foot as a freshman in high school. And I was only 5’3" as a senior. Luckily I hit my growth spurt and reached a towering 5’6". At this rate I think I can hit 6 foot by the time I’m 40.
Oh, and pants shopping sucks for me too! 36 inch waist, 29 inch length, and something loose enough to fit around my ass and 28 inch thighs.
Short Bad-Asses Represent!![/quote]
WRD!
We’re in those “can’t find pants that fit” threads too, Bauer!
[quote]SWR-1240 wrote:
malonetd wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
You midgets are funny.
The last time I was under 5’5" was 5th grade.
I feel so left out. I think I’ll head over to one of 5,000 threads about not being able to find pants that fit…
Shit, I was still under 5 foot as a freshman in high school. And I was only 5’3" as a senior. Luckily I hit my growth spurt and reached a towering 5’6". At this rate I think I can hit 6 foot by the time I’m 40.
Oh, and pants shopping sucks for me too! 36 inch waist, 29 inch length, and something loose enough to fit around my ass and 28 inch thighs.
Short Bad-Asses Represent!!
WRD!
We’re in those “can’t find pants that fit” threads too, Bauer!
We’re everywhere.[/quote]
No kidding! My ass and upper thighs are usually too big for most pants, and they are always too freakin’ long!
The only place that I can buy jeans is at American Eagle. But I can only wear the loose fit because all the others won’t fit over my ass!
You tall and average-height bastards can’t get away from us!
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
ocn2000 wrote:
I guarentee, if I changed up my profile to say I was 6’2" and 260+, but looked the exact same, you guys would be lining up to blow me.
Really? I think I look slightly more impressive than the picture you posted, and I have yet to receive any blowjobs from the T-Nation crowd.
Maybe if I post my pictures in a thread??? One can only hope. I DO love blowjobs.[/quote]
My new avatar, inspired by the Shorter Men’s Club of Bad Asses…
I just uploaded it as my avatar, and I’m seeing it in some of my posts, but others aren’t showing any picture. I’ll give it a while to see if it kicks in.
[quote]SWR-1240 wrote:
My new avatar, inspired by the Shorter Men’s Club of Bad Asses…
I just uploaded it as my avatar, and I’m seeing it in some of my posts, but others aren’t showing any picture. I’ll give it a while to see if it kicks in.[/quote]
