Simo - The Red Shoe Diaries Part 2.0

Can you move back to the UK, my car needs that treatment! I’ll pay you in chilli or steak!

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I have a neighbor like you who weirdly is in a loving, non-sexual (I think) relationship with his car. He even looks like you, although you are way more swole.

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@alex_uk that sounds like a great deal, normally I don’t get paid at all :rofl:

@Cyrrex not all relationships with cars are non sexual or so I have heard. In this case I was cheating with another car.

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Second here, mate! I mean… I don’t own a car but I was still want to sit in front row the show! I have a bike @simo74 could do all that stuff on. It is an over 20 year old women’s bike that I got for free from a friend. I would pay in beer

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No there is a concept I haven’t explored, maybe there is demand for an only fans car detailing page !!

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Well I didn’t add, that I’d kindly ask you to wear the cheerleading uniform I bought for you…

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wouldn’t be the first time :wink:

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You know very well that I am aware of that.

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If you’re still looking for models, I’ll throw my hat in the ring as well. Maybe we could franchise.

I may have lost a bet with the Mrs. which resulted in me finding out my legs look great in fishnets…

I’d also petition that we name our group “Thicc Soapy Daddies”

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Mate with that title we would break onlyfans records for sure. :rofl:

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I’ve not been in this log for three days…Three! Feel like I’ve missed so much…

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yer, lots of nonsense

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Monday 10 Feb - Deload

Squat
Bar x 10
60 x 5
80 x 3
100 x 3
120 x 3 x 3 sets (264 lbs)
Did these as slower tempo squats, good control. Pushed the last rep
For a good 2 count.

Bulgarians
25 c 8 x 3 sets
These felt so easy. After the heavy ones last week. Good sign.

Dumbell bench
20 x 4
30 x 4
35 x 4
40 x 4 - felt really smooth
42.5 x 4 - still pretty smooth
45 x 4 - (99 lbs) getting hard now
Just testing the pec. Feeling good.

Dips
BW - 3 sets - 7, 7. 7
Easy reps not much rest, good pump.

Dumbell row
40 x 5 x 3 sets
Slower controlled reps.

Shoulder rehab

Good Deload session, back is pretty sore from all the car cleaning, so tempo squats were a good idea.

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Me too, mate. Me too.

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Little blue pills finally kicking in?

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Nah mate, all I have to do is think about your (fill this space)

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I didn’t know you even knew my cousin

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Yer sister is your cousin? That explains a lot.

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I guess that 6 finger thing is right up your street

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Is “street” a euphemism for something else? Because if so…yes, absolutely.

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