Doesn’t need to. Cat rule 162.1.3 :
Nothing is done by accident. Composure is kept at all times. Even if you clearly fell off of a flat surface in a deep sleep.
Related: never guilty. No matter how damning the evidence.
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Rant/PSA (I’m going to sound like a Karen):
Your dog is not as good as you think off leash. This is the second time this older woman’s dog has ran up to my group (who are on their leashes) and tried to start a fight. The first time was 2 Decembers ago. Somehow, she has still not learned her dog runs at other dogs. Luckily both times, my dogs didn’t get hurt. Today, it almost went bad. The dog (with teeth showing) went up to Cario which Lily responded to, then it (with teeth showing) went up to Lily in which Honey blinded sided it by jumping at it’s face and nipping it’s snout (Thanks cannon fodder). The dog then backed away. By that time, the older woman finally got to us. I just feel like if you don’t have the physical capabilities or reaction time/situational awareness to respond to your dog off leash if something happens, don’t have them off leash. Both times have been at a public park. My state has leash laws
Thanks for reading my TED talk
Here are dog pics to balance that out:
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Did you tear into her dumbass?
I told her “This is the second fucking time this has happened. Leash laws exist for a fucking reason” and went around the corner to check all the dogs for wounds. Good thing there wasn’t any because that would have been some shit
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I absolutely hate this. My husband and I hike on public trails frequently. There are clearly posted signs that your dog must be on a leash. There are always dogs that come running up and on occasion jumping on us. Then you have the owner yelling “don’t worry, he’s friendly!” Might be friendly but clearly is not trained. Not everyone loves dogs. As a person who is very uncomfortable around unfamiliar dogs it pisses me off.
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That dog sounds deranged to run up to another pack like that.
There was a thing this summer with a lady, her dogs were loose, out about 100 or so feet in front of her. Me & my brother were off the path a good bit, and the dogs came at us. My brother had a little canister of pepper spray and didn’t even spray the dogs- just put a little squirt between them.
That and I think seeing the mass of 2 full sized men turned them right back around. THEN she realized there were other people present.
These kind of confrontations are really completely unnecessary. Thats what agitates me the most.
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Here is Louie hoping to see that his friends Coco and Kita are outside and waiting for him to come stand next to them, wagging his tail.
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It certainly appears that they will survive!
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Skinny Kitty getting Boop!
Monkey Cat taking a break from being monkey like.
And I swear, my phone must use IR or some spectrum my cats don’t like because they can’t/ won’t look at it for more than a split second. 
Anybody know anything about that?
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Yes. Cats are assholes. 
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Mine are like little divas. The want a bowl full of green M&M’s in their dressing room to play soccer with across the kitchen floor.
Except Derpy. Derpy doesn’t care about anything but lap territory and his jingle bell.
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I agree!
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Agree. They don’t know what you’re doing with the camera, but they know you want it, so they don’t. Dogs, on the other hand, are tickled pink to be the focus of whatever you’re doing. The only danger with them is that they’ll be so excited about the device pointed at them that they have to run toward you joyously.
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Incontrovertible proof- notice the pile of Smores construction materials Behind him.
Thats marshmallows, chocolate and graham crackers. He doesn’t even care!
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I was snuggling with Louie and when I got up I needed to kiss him on the head because he’s so cute, but I forgot I was holding a cup of coffee and spilled it on myself. Another white t-shirt ruined, but he IS so cute, so what could I do but kiss him?
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Does he nose bonk you?
He looks like a nose bonker.
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He does. I regularly have to wipe nose prints off my glasses.
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