I thought it went without saying that women in the service industry flirt for the tips, not because they like you.
Did we ever get pictures of this broad? no. [logs off]
Yeah let me just take a picture with my cell phone. Ill tell her it is just for an internet forum so we can rate her sexiness. That’ll improve my chances 10-fold. Why didn’t I think of that sooner MOMGLOLERSK8TSSA’sa
dak
[quote]Aero51 wrote:
Yeah let me just take a picture with my cell phone. Ill tell her it is just for an internet forum so we can rate her sexiness. That’ll improve my chances 10-fold. Why didn’t I think of that sooner MOMGLOLERSK8TSSA’sa
dak[/quote]
The “rules” (back when we had the SAMA subforum) were that any relationship/girl advise thread was accompanied by a picture. Said picture was not necessarily of the female in question (although bonus points if it were - and if she were hawt), but any picture showing a scantily clad nice rack or a hot piece of ass was considered an offering to the SAMA gods. If the SAMA gods approved of the “offering”, they smiled upon you and gave outstanding advice, and life was good. If the “offering” was substandard, we just busted balls until a suitable offering was proffered. I remember in the confession/question thread, I made a contest offering exclusive advice, with the competition being who could post the most pics in a certain time frame. Does anyone remember how many were posted? It was like ten pages of “offerings” if I recall… The good old days. Gotta bring 'em back.
Post a pic if you want advice from the SAMA gods (proven cocksmen who have been pulling poon since before the best part of you ran down the crack of your mommy’s ass). Do you doubt the credentials of the SAMA gods? If you don’t know, you’d better ask somebody first before you blow off the “offering”…
Standards. They are important. We need to return to a certain quality standard. I hope this little reminder causes everyone to take pause, remember the good old days, and demand an offering before giving advice. It’s a matter of principle at this point.
Can I have an amen?
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
[quote]Aero51 wrote:
Yeah let me just take a picture with my cell phone. Ill tell her it is just for an internet forum so we can rate her sexiness. That’ll improve my chances 10-fold. Why didn’t I think of that sooner MOMGLOLERSK8TSSA’sa
dak[/quote]
The “rules” (back when we had the SAMA subforum) were that any relationship/girl advise thread was accompanied by a picture. Said picture was not necessarily of the female in question (although bonus points if it were - and if she were hawt), but any picture showing a scantily clad nice rack or a hot piece of ass was considered an offering to the SAMA gods. If the SAMA gods approved of the “offering”, they smiled upon you and gave outstanding advice, and life was good. If the “offering” was substandard, we just busted balls until a suitable offering was proffered.
I remember in the confession/question thread, I made a contest offering exclusive advice, with the competition being who could post the most pics in a certain time frame. Does anyone remember how many were posted? It was like ten pages of “offerings” if I recall… The good old days. Gotta bring 'em back.
Post a pic if you want advice from the SAMA gods (proven cocksmen who have been pulling poon since before the best part of you ran down the crack of your mommy’s ass). Do you doubt the credentials of the SAMA gods? If you don’t know, you’d better ask somebody first before you blow off the “offering”…
Standards. They are important. We need to return to a certain quality standard. I hope this little reminder causes everyone to take pause, remember the good old days, and demand an offering before giving advice. It’s a matter of principle at this point.
Can I have an amen?[/quote]
The Kraken fully supports this message. It’s a new morning her on Tnation. It is time we returned to some basics here. Want to start a thread about some vaginal quandary? Do the right thing and post some tail.
Having an emotional day and want to share? Share some tits.
Need to know where to buy jeans for your sowle legs? Lets see dat ass, a woman’s ass just to be clear.
Want to speechify the TNation on the proper application of fawn pants? Do the right thing.
She looks a little like her, but more “full figured”
[quote]Aero51 wrote:
She looks a little like her, but more “full figured”
http://www.the-blueprints.com/blueprints-depot/humans/comic-book-characters/big-bertha.gif[/quote]
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
Each successive time you get rejected stings less and less. Once you don’t care about the blow to your ego, it’s truly freeing.[/quote]
Until now, I never realized the true extent of my freedom.