People in My Grad Program are F**king Loons, Pt II

I posted here recently about some lunatics in my grad program talking about me hitting on girls in my program, saying I was already married or had a gf, and other nonsense. This has only gotten worse, ironically even as I’ve pretty much stopped talking to 95% of the people in the program.

Well, thursday evening I had another great exchange with a classmate. This girl in my class is doing her finals, and her laptop shits out on her. Corruption in some system file in XP. I offer to fix it for her (i know, I know. But we have finals due in a little over a week and that really does suck). She says ‘great’. We have this exchange:

Her: Great, when can you do it?
Me: Well I work tomorrow, saturday & sunday. Sunday afternoon I could help though.
Her: Ugh, you can’t do it tomorrow? Do you work all day, like noon to midnight?
Me: No I work 2-10.
Her: Do you roll out of bed at 1:59 and go to work?
Me: No, I get up at 9, eat breakfast, go to the gym, have a steak or something, then go to work.
Her: walking away from me this is RETARDED. I do not want to hear about your eating habits.
Me: Whargarbl.

So later I start getting text messages from her, about when I’m going to fix it for her, and what is wrong with me for not wanting to. Seriously. She walks away mid conversation, calls me a retard, and still expects me to help her the next day. I send a reply to her, along the lines of: “Being a bitch may help you fit in at BC but it gets you nowhere with me. Have fun at Best Buy. Try calling them retards, I heard that makes the Geek Squad work faster”.

Seriously though, what the FUCK is wrong with people in this program?? This girl is 24 years old and still acting like an entitled bitch.

Where do you go to school? What kind of program is it?

“Being a bitch may help you fit in at BC but it gets you nowhere with me. Have fun at Best Buy. Try calling them retards, I heard that makes the Geek Squad work faster”.

^^He goes to BC (Boston College) ^^

75%+ of females in Boston are like this.


it seems like she thinks everything is due to her

Good reaction on your side. What a tard.

also you could have said straight that she should be happy that you proposed to help her. Her reaction makes no fucking sense

[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:

Seriously though, what the FUCK is wrong with people in this program?? This girl is 24 years old and still acting like an entitled bitch.[/quote]

Have you tried hitting her?

Idk, are you from the area? If not, maybe you don’t understand what certain insults mean. Like, “retard” might means “dude” but with a frustration emphasis. I’d probably do the same if you went through your morning routine too. Not being rude, but yea, that is pointless info. All she wanted to know was when you were available. She wanted help, NOT to hear your habits. Not everyone is impressed by muscle, especially at a stress time like exam period.

or she could just be a crazy bitch, in which case you did the right thing.

Tell her blowjobs expedite all requests. Say it with a straight face. Then say: “Try me.”

Whargarbl. What does this mean?

Also, I have never heard anything good about the ‘Super Frauds’ of BC. Although everything I hear about them is from the Stool. I imagine you know what that is, as I do, down here in TX.

Bitch is retahded.

Youcallthatbass, that seems like a very conservative estimate.

You should’ve taken a shit in her skillet.

Take her computer saying you’ll fix it to only purposefully make it worse. But who knows, she may have naked pictures stored on her computer…

Fix her computer.
Add the string in her windows registry making a text file pop up at every restart “Thanks for sucking my cock while I eat my STEAK”. Hide the file and change permissions. Problem solved.

[quote]JGerman wrote:
Whargarbl. What does this mean? [/quote]

That’s what it means.

Dude, fuck the girl. Put your dick in het butt, then pee. That’ll get her.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

Idk, are you from the area? If not, maybe you don’t understand what certain insults mean. Like, “retard” might means “dude” but with a frustration emphasis. I’d probably do the same if you went through your morning routine too. Not being rude, but yea, that is pointless info. All she wanted to know was when you were available. She wanted help, NOT to hear your habits. Not everyone is impressed by muscle, especially at a stress time like exam period.

or she could just be a crazy bitch, in which case you did the right thing.[/quote]

It was implied that she wanted some sort of answer to what he does before 2 that prevents him from fixing the computer…

regardless even if he gave his life story… if you’re seeking help you do not insult the person that’s supposed to help you. You show them the same amount of respect you expect to receive

You handled it perfectly. Girls like this truly do deserve to be put in their fucking place. On a side note- if she’s hot, you might have just opened up the possibility of banging her- let us know.

[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:

Her: Great, when can you do it?
Me: Well I work tomorrow, saturday & sunday. Sunday afternoon I could help though.
Her: Ugh, you can’t do it tomorrow? Do you work all day, like noon to midnight?[/quote]

Slapping the bitch upside the head should’ve commenced at this point. I had one girl start to go down this path when I told her the earliest I’d be available was when I was working on my motorcycle the next day. She was out there the next day she was out there the next day going over questions while I wrenched away on my bike.

When she started showing you attitude you should have pulled out your dick and started lightly tapping her hip with it all the while staring intently into the abyss of her eyes until she walked away. That would’ve showed her.

[quote]PaddyM wrote:
Bitch is retahded.

Youcallthatbass, that seems like a very conservative estimate.[/quote]

75% is for ages ranging from 1-100

from 18-45 they are all douches.