At a boy Cy…You’re a walking Penthouse Letters man…Now I really need to figure out who she is. I’ll be there tonight around 5:00, I’ll be looking for her…Maybe I’ll just announce that I am going back there as I go by the cardio equipment and see who follows…
Man, I need to forward some of the e-mails she sends to me from work to you Jason. She’s a freak! Anyhow, if you go tonight look for a dark-skinned girl who looks around 30. She wears those tight black pants and a sports bra that is black too. 
She’s skinny, around 120 and about 5’7" I think, really lean, visible abs. Yummy. Man, trust me you’ll know her when you see her. Oh and she has a wedding ring on. lol So that should help too. She gave me her work phone number and said Sunday will be the day that I “take care of her” lol. Oh and if you talk to her, don’t throw salt in my game! lol Remember, I’m 22 and I live off 108th and Maple. That’s the story I gave her. I’m leaving for Eppley at noon, as my flight leaves at 1 so I’ll try to post one last time before I leave. Wait! Just received an e-mail from her! We’re meeting at 7:30 on Sunday at the gym and then she wants to see my place! Ah…shit, now I’m going to have to find someone’s apartment that I can use who lives off 108th and Maple. You see where lies get you!
Hey, Cy, I think I know who she is. Did she win the biceps contest a while back? She has fake tits too if I am thinking of the right chick. Short brown hair. She used to work out with a guy, but now usually is there alone?
ALLRIGHT YOU SONOFABITCH, NOW I KNOW IT WAS YOU!!! I’LL BE LOOKING FOR YOU IN THE GYM, PUNK!! STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM RITA!! Sorry, I couldn’t resist. Just thought I’d give you a taste of what’s in store should you get caught. Careful man, cause as the Joker said: “Never rub another man’s rhubarb.” Stay with the single ass, and keep your own safe. Just a little friendly advice from a martial artist who once caught his woman cheating. And have fun in Phoenix. Take care, bro.
I’m not sure if she won the contest or not. Fake tits…hmmm…well they sure didn’t feel or look like it. She does fit the rest of the description though. You might be thinking of another girl though, I’m not sure. If her breasts are REALLY large and it’s obvious they are fake then it’s not her, but I know who you’re talking about. My friend Gabe nailed her. I think she dances at the 20’s.
Oh and Demodick, thanks for the advice bud. Although, I’m not too worried. Most guys look the other way when they see a guy who’s 6’2" 234 pounds with 18 inch arms. Then again, I grew up in South Omaha which is a rather rough area and in the process, took my share of ass-kickings. Those don’t scare me, guns do. Even so you’re right, I need to be careful. Apparently I’m not her first though, so I’m thinking she covers her tracks well.
I grew up in a pretty tough area myself (rural MT). My dad (a small guy) once threw a beating on a HUGE mofo because he tossed his TINY wife/girlfriend out of a moving truck. I’ve never seen anything like it since. And it was a hell of a lesson to learn. This girl sounds like a pretty wild one, to be sure. Just be careful. And watch out for NRA stickers on her hubby’s rig.
It’s give and take, Sometimes I’ll make my wife climax orally and then go do something else. Sometimes it’s the other way around. Fair is fair, Rarely do both partners cum at the same time during sex either. Don’t worry about the small things. Lick her brains out tonight you’ll feel better.
LOL. Thanks demo, I’ll be sure to watch out. Thanks for the concern bud.
Alright everyone, I’m on my way to the airport. Jason, I’ll fill you in, don’t worry. Demo I’ll be sure to post my experiences for your viewing pleasure as well but for now, stay up playa. lol God bless everyone!
Granted, Dad used a tire iron on the bastard.
Tire iron or nothing, an ass-kicking is an ass-kicking. Nothing is more unnerving than some crazy little guy who do anything to bring you harm–like the character Joe Pesci played in Goodfellas. It was pretty distubing to see him stab a guy in the neck repeatedly with a pen.