dress pants…
What do you do in this situation? I’m worried that once she gets out of high school, she still won’t be able to button the top button on her dress pants, her waist and ass is thick as hell. Those of you that have this problem, what do you do? Do you tell her “pull over that ass too fat?” or do you convince her to buy bigger pants?
you hit her.
i thought that was obvious.
Ah, I’d just get her one of those ratchet strap kits from Harbor freight.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
dress pants…
What do you do in this situation? I’m worried that once she gets out of high school, she still won’t be able to button the top button on her dress pants, her waist and ass is thick as hell. Those of you that have this problem, what do you do? Do you tell her “pull over that ass too fat?” or do you convince her to buy bigger pants?
quality parody thread my friend. Woot woot! Pull over, that ass is too fat!
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
dress pants…
What do you do in this situation? I’m worried that once she gets out of high school, she still won’t be able to button the top button on her dress pants, her waist and ass is thick as hell. Those of you that have this problem, what do you do? Do you tell her “pull over that ass too fat?” or do you convince her to buy bigger pants?
Wait…wait…Let me get this fuckin’ straight! You let your wimmenz (in High School? Good job, get 'em young) wear pants? Obviously wimmenz should only wear dresses, and at that why is she in High School, obviously wimmenz do not need much of an education to fry some chicken and bake some cookies and cakes.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
you hit her.
i thought that was obvious.[/quote]
This is probably the funniest reply I’ve read on this site.
Its a win for teh lulz.
In my world a woman with a phat ass is not a problem. And if it became a problem it’s hers.
Quit bitchin.
More cushion for the push in.
Yousers, she cannot button my trousers - my member’s too strong endoweders!
Cruel fate, the cap won’t fit my pate - me brain is far too smate!
Holy geez, them biceps bursts my sleeves - no more milk and squeets?
Kind T-sirs, please will you help my stirs - let die this threadd-absurde!
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
dress pants…
What do you do in this situation? I’m worried that once she gets out of high school, she still won’t be able to button the top button on her dress pants, her waist and ass is thick as hell. Those of you that have this problem, what do you do? Do you tell her “pull over that ass too fat?” or do you convince her to buy bigger pants?
Wait…wait…Let me get this fuckin’ straight! You let your wimmenz (in High School? Good job, get 'em young) wear pants? Obviously wimmenz should only wear dresses, and at that why is she in High School, obviously wimmenz do not need much of an education to fry some chicken and bake some cookies and cakes.[/quote]
If you don’t get them in high school, how else are you going to train a bitch? LOL
Btw, you’re in Argentina? I’m coming down to hunt and pick up a dog in a few months. Probably fly into BA, spend some time there and then up to Cordoba region. Mmmm, do I want an Argentine wife?