Shark Tank: Fight Club Body

[quote]Magnate wrote:
http://fitnessblackbook.com/about/

His blog, it’s been raided once by members of bb.com by the way, he has a filter that deletes posts w/ obscenities now because of that.

The blog is full of a lot of bodybuilder bashing and David Beckham praising, along with a lot of misinformation. Enjoy.[/quote]

Soccer IS the way to the ultimate body. I mean, c’mon David Beckham is the Chuck Norris of all athletes.

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Magnate wrote:
http://fitnessblackbook.com/about/

His blog, it’s been raided once by members of bb.com by the way, he has a filter that deletes posts w/ obscenities now because of that.

The blog is full of a lot of bodybuilder bashing and David Beckham praising, along with a lot of misinformation. Enjoy.

Soccer IS the way to the ultimate body. I mean, c’mon David Beckham is the Chuck Norris of all athletes.

[/quote]

Not quite. Beckham does not have the gift of beard.

[quote]Headhunter wrote:

Soccer IS the way to the ultimate body. I mean, c’mon David Beckham is the Chuck Norris of all athletes.

[/quote]

I still can’t hear the name Beckham without thinking about TC’s AD about him where he talked about the tramp stamp Beckham has (of his son’s name).

Fight Club was a decent movie and all…but its cracks me up when morons try to have a “fight club” attitude, most of them preach about materialism while wearing Abercrombie and Fitch jeans. Anytime I hear this bullshit I tell them to go live in a fucking abandoned warehouse just like in the movie, and to drop out of school because an education isnt needed to be a bum.

“The past years, I’d been slacking in the gym. Taking the easy way out. Squatting, deadlifting, rowing, building muscle. Eating large amounts of food, supplementing, sleeping 8 to 10 hours a day. Thanks to Rusty, I finally had the balls to accept the ultimate challenge. Getting toned. It may only be for the dangerously hardcore, but once you’ve completed half an hour on the stationary bike, you’ll never look back. CAN YOU HANDLE IT?” - Meat

This testimony is full of sacrasm, i wonder if it is there on purpose.

[quote]ericbyrnesjr wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
Lean Muscle Fitness Testimonials

“I’ve been following his advice for half a year now. Last week, I went to the park to feed the pigeons. I’m so skinny, the pigeons fed ME instead. Thanks to Rusty, no more inflated food bills.” - Michael

“The past years, I’d been slacking in the gym. Taking the easy way out. Squatting, deadlifting, rowing, building muscle. Eating large amounts of food, supplementing, sleeping 8 to 10 hours a day. Thanks to Rusty, I finally had the balls to accept the ultimate challenge. Getting toned. It may only be for the dangerously hardcore, but once you’ve completed half an hour on the stationary bike, you’ll never look back. CAN YOU HANDLE IT?” - Meat

“Leave Rusty ALOOOOOOOONE!” - Chris

“I always thought, like, the current Hollywood sex symbols are so attractive to the chicks because they are, like, confident, rich and, like, famous. Thanks to Rusty, I know it’s because they are, like, skinny and stuff.” - Bob

“Thanks to Rusty, I stopped wasting my time with Olympic lifting. 4 weeks on the James Bond workout changed my life. The whores don’t charge me anymore because they love my toned body and six pack abs. The Moroccans wouldn’t dare mess with someone who looks like Daniel Craig in Casino Royale. Most important of all, always eating less calories than I burn off gives me a lot o’ powa.” - Kliplemet

“Yeah, buddy! Thanks to Rusty, I finally fit into stylish clothes and those designer Fanny Packs that always had been to small for me. YOU can develop a lean and toned body that appeals to the opposite sex too. Ain’t nothing but a peanut.” - Ronnie

I almost just fell out of my chair here.[/quote]

So Klippy even posted there? HOLY SHIT!

My favourite part about guys like this who worship Brad Pitt’s fight club physique is that Pitt’s been putting muscle on since that role. At least, based on what I remember from the Hollywood muscle article.

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Magnate wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
Goddamnit. They take one of the greatest movies of all time and boil it down to “WANT TO LOOK LIKE BRAD PITT???”

Forget the philosophy. It’s all about the abs.

Assholes.

The ending ruined that movie.

I’m gonna shoot myself in the head and live, just to kill some soap making alter ego that lives in my basement. Tee-hee-hee.

Well you can boil any movie down to a goofy one line sentence that makes it sound shitty. [/quote]

Me and my 300 soldiers are gonna hold off a thousand nation empire for a couple of days. Tee-hee-hee.


Is he serious in saying chicks would prefer this body…


To this? The guy is off his rocker.

[quote]Vasa wrote:
This testimony is full of sacrasm, i wonder if it is there on purpose.[/quote]

The testimony isn’t from his website. I wrote it as a joke.

Bodybuilders… shakes head

:wink:

[quote]michael2507 wrote:
Vasa wrote:
This testimony is full of sacrasm, i wonder if it is there on purpose.

The testimony isn’t from his website. I wrote it as a joke.

Bodybuilders… shakes head

;)[/quote]

Oh, hehehe, thanks for clarifying that

[quote]Divine Wings wrote:
http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Develop-a-Fight-Club-Body-Like-Brad-Pitt&id=351917

Dig in.[/quote]

I couldn’t care either way. If you lift weights to get huge and that’s your thing, good on you. If you do it to pull chicks, that’s fine by me too.

People have their own reasons for getting under the iron. There are plenty of insecure people that would benefit from a Brad Pitt style physique. I know many guys that have no confidence with women due to, in the most part, their physical appearance. I’ve seen transformations from solid (read 20-25% bodyfat) guys to lean bodies with a rippling six pack. It does their confidence the world of good.

I don’t give a fuck if people get into weights to look good on the beach, lift the most amount as possible or to beat the competition on stage.

I’ll admit that the article is a bit of a laugh but it’s not like he’s an author on this site. It is stupid for him to think that getting big is easy and takes little self discipline. But as I said, he’s not an author on this site and he’s not writing it for us.

[quote]michael2507 wrote:
Lean Muscle Fitness Testimonials

“I’ve been following his advice for half a year now. Last week, I went to the park to feed the pigeons. I’m so skinny, the pigeons fed ME instead. Thanks to Rusty, no more inflated food bills.” - Michael

“The past years, I’d been slacking in the gym. Taking the easy way out. Squatting, deadlifting, rowing, building muscle. Eating large amounts of food, supplementing, sleeping 8 to 10 hours a day. Thanks to Rusty, I finally had the balls to accept the ultimate challenge. Getting toned. It may only be for the dangerously hardcore, but once you’ve completed half an hour on the stationary bike, you’ll never look back. CAN YOU HANDLE IT?” - Meat

“Leave Rusty ALOOOOOOOONE!” - Chris

“I always thought, like, the current Hollywood sex symbols are so attractive to the chicks because they are, like, confident, rich and, like, famous. Thanks to Rusty, I know it’s because they are, like, skinny and stuff.” - Bob

“Thanks to Rusty, I stopped wasting my time with Olympic lifting. 4 weeks on the James Bond workout changed my life. The whores don’t charge me anymore because they love my toned body and six pack abs. The Moroccans wouldn’t dare mess with someone who looks like Daniel Craig in Casino Royale. Most important of all, always eating less calories than I burn off gives me a lot o’ powa.” - Kliplemet

“Yeah, buddy! Thanks to Rusty, I finally fit into stylish clothes and those designer Fanny Packs that always had been to small for me. YOU can develop a lean and toned body that appeals to the opposite sex too. Ain’t nothing but a peanut.” - Ronnie
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Just checked back in on this thingie. LOLOL.

I remember seeing a link to his site a while back on bb.com.

He’s a cheesedick. I don’t care what his goals are, I normally respect someone, whatever their goals are but he’s spouting off ignorance and misinformation.

Thanks guys, way to spoil the movie for me.

Hahaha, man that guy was a classic. Too bad I don’t lift to impress guys in the gym. I lift to be strong so I can crush little puds like him.

I agree with Ghost about respecting everyone. If someone’s a X-C runner, I don’t expect them to be huge. But little dudes like him that think they train harder than me… well that just pisses me off.

I bet he curls in the squat rack.

I always felt that brad pitt looked better in Troy. He had beefed up a little and looked like a fighting machine. I come to find out later that he had a leg double in that movie because he has chicken legs… shit pisses me off.