[quote]ericbyrnesjr wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
Lean Muscle Fitness Testimonials
“I’ve been following his advice for half a year now. Last week, I went to the park to feed the pigeons. I’m so skinny, the pigeons fed ME instead. Thanks to Rusty, no more inflated food bills.” - Michael
“The past years, I’d been slacking in the gym. Taking the easy way out. Squatting, deadlifting, rowing, building muscle. Eating large amounts of food, supplementing, sleeping 8 to 10 hours a day. Thanks to Rusty, I finally had the balls to accept the ultimate challenge. Getting toned. It may only be for the dangerously hardcore, but once you’ve completed half an hour on the stationary bike, you’ll never look back. CAN YOU HANDLE IT?” - Meat
“Leave Rusty ALOOOOOOOONE!” - Chris
“I always thought, like, the current Hollywood sex symbols are so attractive to the chicks because they are, like, confident, rich and, like, famous. Thanks to Rusty, I know it’s because they are, like, skinny and stuff.” - Bob
“Thanks to Rusty, I stopped wasting my time with Olympic lifting. 4 weeks on the James Bond workout changed my life. The whores don’t charge me anymore because they love my toned body and six pack abs. The Moroccans wouldn’t dare mess with someone who looks like Daniel Craig in Casino Royale. Most important of all, always eating less calories than I burn off gives me a lot o’ powa.” - Kliplemet
“Yeah, buddy! Thanks to Rusty, I finally fit into stylish clothes and those designer Fanny Packs that always had been to small for me. YOU can develop a lean and toned body that appeals to the opposite sex too. Ain’t nothing but a peanut.” - Ronnie
I almost just fell out of my chair here.[/quote]
So Klippy even posted there? HOLY SHIT!