Serge Storms Experimentation Log - New Methods to Gain Muscle and Lose Fat

Thursday - 192.0

Averages this week:

160g P
190g C
128g F

playing around with ultra-low carbs through the first 2/3 of the day or so, keeping the total down as well.
this seems to make it easier to regulate my intake.

Training - Thursday
70 minutes, 700 calories burned

first 30 minutes:
stretching
pushups and planks
rope work (about 9 minutes total)
a few windmills
a bunch of 1-handed backsprings into hand walking
pistol squats
freeze into handstand
volleyball movement (approach jumps, block jumps, dives)

DB and cable work - 40 minutes
curls
overhead tricep extension
16-way shoulders
speed snatch
DB swings
pullups

The pullups were crisp today, although fatigue was setting in a little bit earlier than I’d like.

^I’m learning more about that trade-off as I’ve built up higher levels of muscle endurance with this style of training. High volume, high frequency work can leave me in a perpetual state of over-reaching. I’ll be able to do tons of reps, but sometimes those super-crisp, fresh-feeling reps just won’t be there. I don’t think this is a bad thing when my goals are more physique-focused.

If I dial back the frequency, I can feel the endurance diminish pretty quickly, but the snappiness and explosiveness comes back. This feels good when I’m focused more on just feeling awesome and being an athlete.

Lately, the only DBs I’ve been using are in the 15-30lb range.

My sets are like giant mechanical drop sets, lasting about 4-5 minutes, moving from positions of low mechanical advantage to high.

I’m using all kinds of contraction techniques within these long sets:

drop-and-catch
holds
pulse reps
constant tension
squeeze at the peak
swing and hold


Friday AM - WEIGHT = 191.8lbs

Friday AM Training - 80 minutes, 750 calories burned. Max HR 180, AVG 135

I did almost exactly the same stuff I did yesterday.

The rope work, floor work, and volleyball movement felt very crisp today.

I’ve changed my rhythm on the windmills and now I’m working on doing them slow and smooth. Max speed is not something I’m capable of pulling off on a daily basis. The centrifugal force pulls my legs apart so much that it starts to stress an old hip injury I have. Not worth it.

The slow and steady version is much easier on everything - less chance of floor burn on the outside of the hand as well.

Today I finally fully transitioned from a low, horizontal freeze position to vertical, and then kicked up into a sustained handstand. This one has eluded me forever because I never put in the slow and steady work to build up to it. Success felt awesome.

The second half of my workout was all arm, trap, and shoulder work with some pullups. DBs and cables.

The next tweak on the nutrition front is to play around with a macro cycling approach that coincides with the normal flow of the week:

Start of Monday as an IF-type of day with no breakfast, then keep carbs as low as possible throughout the day.

Tuesday will also be a low calorie and low carb day. I’m thinking lots of eggs and coconut oil on Monday and Tuesday.
Mid-week to Friday, I’ll start ramping up carbs and cutting fat, making those adjustments based on how I’m looking and feeling after the first two low days.

From Friday night to Saturday night, I’ll just eat whatever I want.

Sunday might be an early start to the cleanup, or it could just be another flexible day with a focus on healthy, restorative foods but not much focus on macros or tracking.

I have tons of data in Lose It! at this point, so I can look back and see my own patterns. This pretty much fits my established pattern, so it should be pretty easy to stick to. The difference is that I don’t usually drop the carbs so low in the early part of the week. The reason I’m doing it is to keep my insulin sensitivity high and keep my metabolism confused.

I have not missed a workout in these last ten days since my last post.

I’ve been sticking with the general format of 30 minutes of rope work and ninja moves, followed by 30 minutes of lifting.

I still have not managed to fully “flip the switch” on my diet. I was back up to about 200lbs in the morning, but I cleaned things up a bit over the past few days and I’m at 194 now. I better call that out in case future me is scanning through my log for data:


AM WEIGHT = 194

I’ve been working on my hand stands, and I can’t believe how much I’ve improved with just a few minutes of practice every day.

Now, instead of using my leg to kick myself up, I can just kind of put my hands on the floor and push myself up. This actually makes it way easier to balance, because I don’t have to manage so much momentum right away.

The other thing I notice is that I’m using the muscles in my forearms to balance now, instead of needing to move my hands or shift my legs around. It’s pretty damn cool to finally be able to hold a nice steady hand stand like this. It’s about f*&%ing time I figured this out, now that I’m 40.

I’ve also been working on my freeze-to-handstand move and have figured out some technical tweaks to make it much easier. Instead of straightening my torso first and then pushing up, I start with the torso a bit more horizontal. This lets me use the momentum of the straightening torso to help boost me up. It’s kind of like doing a dumbbell swing instead of a push press.

Working on this move has taught me even more about autoregulation. When you REALLY want to achieve a physical feat, you problem-solve your way through the best way to get there. For me, I think it really pays off to first build up the work capacity to actually work on these things DAILY. They key here is to limit the attempts each day so you’ll still be able to put in some work tomorrow.

For example, today I was going to skip my freeze-to-handstand work because I put in some extra work yesterday. But I started prying around with it and I felt pretty snappy. It also helped that my high-fiber clean-out day had me dropping about 4 pounds overnight, so I was a bit lighter this morning. I ended up pushing up into a very solid, sustained handstand in just two attempts this morning, and then I quickly pulled to plug on any additional work.

This is how I used to work on my vertical jump when I was in high school. I would go out in the driveway and dunk rocks, tennis balls, softballs, volleyballs. Once I had a few shitty attempts in a row, I knew it wouldn’t get any better, so I just stopped.

I don’t know what kind of “weight lifting” this might apply to, if any, but for stupid human tricks, it’s pretty effective.

Still going to “Just Keep Lifting” right now, it just works. I’m hoping that if I can string together a few days of nailing macros, I’ll catch fire and get the switch flipped again. My jeans are getting a little snug and I don’t like it.

When I seem to be having trouble breaking out of shitty eating patterns, this is how I approach it:

  1. Set macros and nail them, no matter what the food choices or even total calories look like.
  2. Repeat the above for at least 3-5 days in a row.
  3. Start optimizing food choices and eliminating trigger foods or high-reward/low-payoff foods
  4. Start hitting total calorie goals and adjusting total calories based on results
  5. Start tweaking macros, cycling macros, or shifting meal timing

Once I hit about step 3 or 4, I’m pretty securely in the zone and really don’t ever need to worry about step 5. I can get super lean and stay there without ever needing to manipulate things at that level.

Calories in/out is still the biggest drive of results, but it works better to focus on the first three steps first, because intake can’t really be brought under control until those things are nailed.

Also notice that cheat meals are not even part of the strategy. That might come at level 6 or something.

The thing with cheat meals is that if I’m not even at level 1 and I have a weekend binge, I need to stop pretending it was a cheat meal, move on, and keep working on progressing through the steps.

Tuesday

AM Weight - 194.0

Tuesday AM - 45 minutes, 600 calories burned, AVG HR 130, MAX 172

20 minutes stupid human tricks, 25 minutes arms, shoulders, traps

I struggled to execute a freeze-to-handstand this morning.

I will refer to this move as the scorpion hop from now on.

I was making the same mistake over and over - doing more of a push press instead of using angular momentum.

It’s like the difference between a standing vertical jump with no arm swing and a standing jump with a big arm swing.

My arm was getting fatigued after 4 or 5 attempts. Not the type of fatigue from a high-rep set…this is a fatigue that feels like weakness in the bones.

But now that I feel like I should be able to do this move at least once every day, I persisted.

In the end, the fatigue forced me to find the right groove and I finally kicked up into a sustained handstand.

I also discovered that I’m strong enough to actually HOP on my hands to establish balance. This changes everything. It’s almost like an upside down 1-arm dumbbell snatch with a hop to get under the bell. I didn’t even try it on purpose, it just happened. Sweet.

Maybe if I can control my intake for a long enough stretch to drop about 6-8 pounds of body weight (fat), I’ll start messing around with hand hops and 1990s.

Through my experience with small, consistent efforts, I’ve proven to myself that just about anything is possible.

I want to train this body of mine to do some amazing shit. Combined with a great diet and 30 minutes of daily dumbbell domination, there is no reason I can’t do awesome shit and build a bad ass physique at the same time.

Maybe by the time summer rolls around, I’ll join up with a local Capoeira crew. There used to be a few around here. One of them was more hardcore…I hit one of their sessions once and ended up with a bruised skull from all the time I spent standing on my head directly on the hardwood gym floor.

The other group was more laid-back. I worked in with them for a while in my 20’s. They spent lots of time working on cool tricks. There was a guy named “Girafe” or something…tall skinny kid who could spin on one hand forever and do all kinds of back flips.

I’m back! Rehabing in your squat rack.

Feel free to upload some vids of your scorpion hops etc mate.

[quote]raven78 wrote:
I’m back! Rehabing in your squat rack.

Feel free to upload some vids of your scorpion hops etc mate.[/quote]

Welcome back! I will get some video. Maybe tomorrow. I should be nice and fresh after taking a day off from working on the scorpion hop.

Tuesday - 3400 calories

315g C
195g P
100g F

That was a travel day with a big work dinner at the end, so to come in at 3400 is pretty solid.

Tuesday - AM - 1 hour tennis - 800 calories burned, AVG HR 147, MAX 174

-That was an INTENSE hour of tennis. The guy I play with is old school, he just likes to hit flat lazers. I controlled him with my serve and heavy forehand during the first set. He found something in the second and I sucked, so he won that one. I need to restring my racquet. I barely remember how, I think it’s been over a year already since I restrung this thing. Wow, how times have changed. A few years ago, I was restringing multiple racquets a few times a week!!

Training Wednesday AM

30 minutes of DB work for shoulders, traps, and arms

I have not really been assessing my progress much in the last few weeks. That’s what happens when I get a little puffy. But things are looking really good already after just a few low days.

Experienced the hotel mirror phenomenon this morning. For some reason, I look much better in the hotel mirror than at home. I can definitely see an overall increase in thickness, especially in my chest and upper back. It would be cool to just drop ten pounds of fluff right now and be on my way to “accidentally getting into contest condition.”

I’m still hoping to “accidentally get into contest condition”, but it hasn’t happened yet.

The hotel mirror thing is amazing. I think it’s because of the lighting, but you’d know more about that then me because you are a lighting expert.

Hotel mirrors make me look like a god. Get home realize it was just a fantasy.

So this is where everyone is hiding now.

Whaddup???

[quote]HawaiiTunya wrote:
So this is where everyone is hiding now.

Whaddup???[/quote]

Not much. Just dirty bulking and going back and forth between 5-3-1 and starting strength.

Training Thursday - awesome - 70 minutes, 650 calories burned

Training Friday - still awesome - 75 minutes, 800 calories burned

Intake on Thursday was not awesome. I am 1500 calories over budget this week and my weight is maintaining at about 197ish.

Eating a little too much fat and not enough protein this week. I guess just because I’m getting away with it for the most part.

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[quote]TRU76 wrote:
I’m still hoping to “accidentally get into contest condition”, but it hasn’t happened yet.
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MAG-10, bro.

[quote]ryanbCXG wrote:
Hotel mirrors make me look like a god. Get home realize it was just a fantasy.[/quote]

And fitting room mirrors are the opposite.

I could develop a serious identity crisis if I stayed at a hotel and tried on some shirts on the same day.

I like to do tricks.

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Those are some pretty cool tricks. Bad ass and looking great.

^^Thanks!

Next moves are flares and a one-handed handspin (1990).

If I can teach myself flares at 40, absolutely anything is possible.

Nice breakdancing. I must have picked bad hotels this week. The mirrors made me look fat and pale. Can’t possibly be true.

[quote]LiftingStrumpet wrote:
Nice breakdancing. I must have picked bad hotels this week. The mirrors made me look fat and pale. Can’t possibly be true.[/quote]

Were they Marriott properties? I think the Marriott people know something about mirrors and lighting and secretly optimize everything to enhance the experience and build customer loyalty.

That is why it’s critical to check yourself in the hotel mirror immediately upon walking in the door. If you don’t look awesome, say there was a huge turd in the toilet, cancel your reservation, and find the nearest Marriott.

That must be the problem. It was a Hilton.

I took yesterday off because we rocked out on Saturday night.

The rest day really paid off, I was extra crisp this morning.

Executed the scorpion hop on my first attempt. This is good news because I pushed it too far on Friday and my elbow was hurting pretty bad. I was worried that I might need to ditch all of this breakin’ stuff for a while, but I’m all good.

The rope work was awesome, I was feeling very bouncy and strong today.

My cardio fitness level goes down very slightly after missing just one day. I can still crank out a very intense 4 or even 5 minute set with the rope, but after a day off, I feel it just ever-so-slightly more in the lungs and heart.

I kept the lifting pretty short and sweet today, because I have some time to grab a second session later.

AM WEIGHT = 199

My diet sucked last week.

I hit my carb and protein numbers right on the head, but ended up eating way too much fat.

Too much junk, that’s all there is to it. My fat intake is a direct reflection of the amount of high-convenience, low quality bullshit that I eat. That’s why regulating fat intake seems to be the quickest path to improved body composition for me.

My problem is that while I’m not exactly out-training a bad diet right now, I’m coming pretty damn close to it. I know in my head that I’m still only about 10 days of strict eating away from being lean enough to feel lean enough, so I’m not really pressed to be very proactive with “clean eating.”

I need to solidify my purpose when it comes to my diet.

In other news, I got another Lose It! badge this morning. I’m “Volcanic” now. I have “burned an amazing number of calories for 52 weeks in a row.”