Serge Storms Experimentation Log - New Methods to Gain Muscle and Lose Fat

[quote]panzerfaust wrote:
Basement could do with a tidy. Body however looks to be well-maintained - phat deltoids in particular. Are you right handed? Sweet new thread title, by the way[/quote]

Thanks - I’ve been hammering my delts for the last year, so it’s nice to see them coming along.

Definitely right handed, but in the straight-on pic, the tattoo on my left delt disrupts the outline of the muscle…so it appears to be even more imbalanced than it actually is. It took me a while to figure that one out myself. I know I have some right-left imbalances, but I couldn’t figure out why the left delt looked SO much different than the right until I realized it was mostly in those front-on pictures where the tattoo makes a difference.

Damn basement. It’s on my list.

[quote]Serge A. Storms wrote:
…So I started spinning with my hands over my ears to keep the headphones on. This move is now named the MotoRolla.[/quote]

Dad joke gold. Haha.

Look sick. Not sure fullhouse status achieved but look great

Thanks man.

You know what Full House means to me?

Bob Saget, John Stamos, Candace Cameron, and the Olsen twins.

Seriously, every time I hear the term, I picture Candace Cameron feeling sorry for herself. Then I picture John Stamos. Then I think, “why am I thinking about John Stamos, I should be thinking about Lori Loughlin.”

And then I think about the movie Rad. And I’ve come full circle to my original point. I’m getting old - some of the people I talk to are only slightly familiar with Full House and have never seen the movie Rad.

Here.

Just skimmed this entire log (I have a really boring work project to complete this week!). You are some kind of break dancing, mad-scientist constantly experimenting lifter. Will be following.

What a crazy week. I spent a few days up in Wisconsin - Green Bay, Appleton, and Kohler.

I had an awesome workout at the gym in Kohler. Sports core or something. Part of the American Club, which is an awesome hotel.

I just finished another big workout. 30 minutes of rope and floor work. 30 minutes of lifting.

I also got lost on Lower Wacker drive today - ended up all the way at the bottom, like 5 levels down. There’s a whole different world down there, it’s crazy.

[quote]Serge A. Storms wrote:
What a crazy week. I spent a few days up in Wisconsin - Green Bay, Appleton, and Kohler.

I had an awesome workout at the gym in Kohler. Sports core or something. Part of the American Club, which is an awesome hotel.

I just finished another big workout. 30 minutes of rope and floor work. 30 minutes of lifting.

I also got lost on Lower Wacker drive today - ended up all the way at the bottom, like 5 levels down. There’s a whole different world down there, it’s crazy.[/quote]

You should of come over to see me

[quote]Serge A. Storms wrote:
Thanks man.

You know what Full House means to me?

Bob Saget, John Stamos, Candace Cameron, and the Olsen twins.

Seriously, every time I hear the term, I picture Candace Cameron feeling sorry for herself. Then I picture John Stamos. Then I think, “why am I thinking about John Stamos, I should be thinking about Lori Loughlin.”

And then I think about the movie Rad. And I’ve come full circle to my original point. I’m getting old - some of the people I talk to are only slightly familiar with Full House and have never seen the movie Rad.

Here.

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Used to watch that show all the time

[quote]ryanbCXG wrote:

You should of come over to see me
[/quote]

The thought crossed my mind, but I couldn’t remember where you were these days. I think you were in Marshfield for a while…where are you now?

Saturday

Weight = 197ish probably. I’ll check tomorrow morning.

Training - AM - 60 minutes, 700 calories burned - AVG HR 129 MAX 174
30 minutes floor/rope work
30 minutes arms, shoulders, back

Training - PM - 450 calories burned
60 minutes LEGS, chest, shoulders

Intake Saturday - 1855 calories

210g P
190g C
49g F

Here’s how it works for me…what I’ve discovered through personal experience:

Food plus high-rep, contraction-focused work = growth.

Counting reps, calculating percentages, following progression schemes = boring.

I’ve had a few sessions in the gym lately during the be-douching hours. I can see these little bitches throwing shade my way when I’m cranking out my 4-minute dumbbell disco sets. Bring it.

[quote]Serge A. Storms wrote:

[quote]ryanbCXG wrote:

You should of come over to see me
[/quote]

The thought crossed my mind, but I couldn’t remember where you were these days. I think you were in Marshfield for a while…where are you now? [/quote]

Yes sir. Still bounce around but thats my main area.

Updating from 35,000 feet at an internet speed of about 0.5 nanobytes per hour.

It’s been a good week - I haven’t missed any workouts and my intake has been sensible. Not exactly nailing macros, but I’ve been keeping it pretty clean.

A few posts ago, I thought I was going to weigh in at about 197, but I was at 194. I honestly don’t know where it goes sometimes. As long as I don’t go off the rails for long periods of time, I seem to be able to get away with a substantial calorie surplus somehow.

I spent Sunday night through today in the home office in NJ. I don’t do well in an office setting. This one in particular. Even the floors piss me off. It’s like they threw a thin layer of cheap carpet over a concrete slab. Everywhere I walk in that place, it feels like the ground is sucking the life out of me. Well, that and the people who work there. Bunch of depressed zombies. No creativity, no energy. I’m glad to be out of there. I was supposed to be there until tomorrow evening, but I have the kind of job where I can pretty much do whatever I want. So I left.

I thought November was going to be a great month to buckle down on my nutrition and tighten up a bit, but the first third of this month has been nothing like that. Lifting my ass off, but eating more like a normal person. I don’t like normal that much, I want to go back to my abnormal ways and I’m looking forward to the next five days.

Even though my weight is not increasing too much, my shirts are tight as hell these days. As I was packing for this trip, I realized that about 75% of the shirts in my closet don’t fit me anymore. Pants fit, shirts don’t. That’s exactly what I’m shooting for, so it’s all good.

I guess the only good thing to come out of this trip is that I am now an expert on prostate cancer. Everything from what a lump feels like on a DRE to androgen receptor splice variants. Come at me, bros.

Tuesday - 2300 calories

150g P
225g C
62g F

Wednesday - AM WEIGHT = 193

Wednesday Training - 60 minutes, AVG HR 120 MAX 165, 600 calories burned

Floor work and Rope work
Pull-ups
Single-arm cable lat contractions
curls
lateral, front, and rear delt raises
DB pec contractions

Wednesday - 2400 calories

175g P
275g C
55g F

Thursday AM WEIGHT=190.5

Thursday AM Training - Arms, Shoulders, Floor Work - 60 minutes, 600 calories burned

Weight-loss whoosh. I had a feeling it was coming. I’ve really dialed back the food, especially the salt and fat, over the past few days.

Last night I had a bunch of calories left at the end of the day, but my weight was only 193.5 - only about .5 pounds above my morning weight. That told me that a whoosh was upon me, so instead of eating to hit my calorie allowance, I just shut it down early.

Momentum. I can seize it right now and take my diet from “clean-up” mode to Android mode, which would be a nice mode to carry me through the holiday season. I have some beach time coming up in a few weeks, so it would be great to be nice and sharp for that event.

I could also just say “see…I wasn’t putting on fat after all, it was just water.” “If I can get away with relaxing my diet and eating too much shitty food, why not just go with it.”

BUT, I can tell from how I feel right now that if I take that approach, I’ll regret it.

I looked back at my weekly numbers over the past few months. The log is littered with periodic absolute blowout weeks, and a bunch of weeks that averaged out to a more reasonable calorie excess. One thing or sure, I was eating WAY more fat than what works best for me. TRIPLE the amount, in some cases.

I was also lifting my ass off. I didn’t gain a bunch of weight, BUT, I think my body composition may have taken a hit. So if I didn’t gain a bunch of weight and my body composition went south, did I LOSE muscle?

Either way, we’re talking about insignificant shifts in the big picture. But to me, it still reinforces that FAT is the most influential macro when it comes to body composition. For me.

A good approach to adding mass for me would be to keep my fat intake locked in at around 60-80 grams, and only make increases through protein and/or carbs.

Fat is everywhere in the normal-person diet. I don’t think that ultra-low fat diets are the answer for everyone. I just think people have way more room than they think to drastically reduce their fat intake and still get enough for optimal health.

I forgot a very important update.

This morning I did a backwards one-handed handspring into a handstand, which I held for a solid ten seconds.

I haven’t done that since I was into capoeira about 15 years ago.

I think I’m slowly building up my left wrist and elbow to the point where I can practice these things with just a little more frequency.

Thursday PM - 2 hours tennis - 1400 calories burned

Thursday - 3300 calories

225g P
450g C
75g F

Friday AM Weight = 191

Friday AM training - 30 minutes

Mostly just stretching this morning - the tennis last night beat me up a bit, so I decided to go easy this morning and just get things moving and loose.

I also did about 10 maximum vertical jumps. I’m coaching girl’s volleyball and we have our first practice tonight. I thought I would remind myself how to jump so I can remember how to teach others.

Right now, I can get to about wrist-high on the basketball rim. Not bad for 40. I still feel pretty explosive, but landing is kind of ugly. I’m not 175 pounds anymore.

Tennis was awesome last night. I haven’t played much in the last few years, so I’m super rusty. I tend to default to my athletic instincts a bit more when I’m just coming back, so last night I pulled off some pretty insane moves. One of them was a jumping backhand overhead…pretty sweet, not something you’ll see everyday on a tennis court.

Friday - 2900 calories

390g C
210g P
60g F

Friday PM - 2 hours doubles tennis
1.5 hours coaching volleyball practice

SATURDAY AM WEIGHT = 190.5

[quote]Serge A. Storms wrote:
This morning I did a backwards one-handed handspring into a handstand, which I held for a solid ten seconds.

I haven’t done that since I was into capoeira about 15 years ago.
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Noice move! A vid next time pls :slight_smile: Found a great gymnastics centre near me this morning where I had my first session in years…along with the rope dancing, feeling like a teenager again!

[quote]Warrioress wrote:

Noice move! A vid next time pls :slight_smile: Found a great gymnastics centre near me this morning where I had my first session in years…along with the rope dancing, feeling like a teenager again!
[/quote]

I love feeling like a teenager!

I’ll get some videos up one of these days.


Saturday - 3200 calories

175g P
450g C
90g F

Saturday Training - 2 hours doubles tennis

That’s three days of tennis in a row.

I woke up today feeling it in my joints. I could feel just about every injury I’ve had since I was a teenager. Left ankle, right ankle, right shoulder, right elbow, both knees, etc. It took me quite a while to get from the bed to the bathroom to downstairs.

I love tennis.

I hate bad tennis. Last night was a league match, and it was BAD. I felt like of the 16 players out there, 15 were on Valium and I was on meth. These old fucking dirtbags are not athletes. They are just old guys who are good at tennis. The pace of play is so painfully slow that I find myself wanting to dig my eyeballs out.

I told the captain I wouldn’t play this year, but he needed a player yesterday and I was missing tennis, so I accepted. Well, he asked me if I had a good time after the match and I gave it to him straight. I said it was excruciating and it reminded me why I didn’t want to play in this league anymore. I don’t think he was expecting that answer. I’m pretty sure he won’t ask me to play again.

The only fun part of the match came when one of our opponents tried some cheesy distraction tactic while his partner was serving and I was returning. I called him out on it, and he said it was not against the rules. I told him I didn’t care what the rules said, but what he was doing was fucking lame. I got lucky, because I got a high sitter on the next point and drilled an overhead right at his feet. It bounced and hit him in the sack.

Back to the gym this morning. Not sure what my body will be up for, I feel like the Tin Man right now. I could use a few squirts of oil here and there.

Grab some coffee and settle in.

I’ll start with a little program for ya.

  1. If Below=TL/DR
  2. Then FU=GTFO
  3. Go to 20.
  4. Run.

I’m in a bit of a transition phase right now. My priorities seem to be shifting a little bit.

Part of this goes back to the woman I mentioned in a post a few weeks ago. I met a volleyball mom/coach from another division in my company at a big national meeting. She inspired me. She made me realize that I could be doing much more with my time to help other people.

Coincidentally, a good friend called me up a few weeks later and begged me to coach his daughter’s 6th-grade volleyball team. This guy has four kids in the local Catholic school, where the coaching is done by volunteers. He and his wife are the same kind of people as the mom-coach from my company. Same kind of people as my older brother, who has three boys in a similar school, a crazy work schedule, and still manages to give back at a level far above and beyond what most people are willing to give. These people give everything they can to keep their community going strong, especially when it comes to the kids.

I’ve coached volleyball before, but only men’s volleyball at the collegiate level. This is going to be something completely different. We’ve had two practices so far, and I’m REALLY happy with my decision to help out with these girls. I’m hoping the experience might rub off on my daughter a little bit. It would be so awesome if she caught the volleyball bug AND the tennis bug. I can already tell she is wired with the mentality to throw herself completely into a goal or project, so whatever ignites her passion, I’m sure she’ll take it to a pretty high level.

The girls on this team also happen to be part of the local “Indian Princess” tribe, which I joined a few months ago. It’s a father-daughter thing where we do all kinds of events together. It will be great to have this extra connection between these older girls and my daughter at all the events.

I’ve always been a social guy, but I haven’t been much of a community guy. I read so many stories of how important it is to feel and be part of the community, so I feel good about taking some steps to get more involved.

Much of my background bandwidth has now been consumed by my immersion in coaching youth volleyball. I feel good about the goal of becoming a great coach because it’s something I absolutely love doing and my investments in self-improvement will pay huge dividends in the positive impact I can make on these kids.

I may actually start playing some volleyball, too. I’ve been adding volleyball movement to the first half of my workout, which is done entirely in the big group exercise studio. Now I’m doing rope dancing, breakdancing, stupid human tricks, and volleyball moves. Today, this took up a bigger chunk of my session - I only did 15 minutes of lifting.

The volleyball stuff feels great so far. I can jump way too high for my age right now. I actually need to work on my landing technique so I can distribute the force as optimally as possible.

For the next few months, I’d love a typical week to include:

2 practice sessions for the team
1 day tennis (2 hour drill or equivalent)
1 day volleyball (local league matches)
6-7 1-hour morning workouts

These morning workouts are going to need to be optimized to support all that other activity, and the tennis and volleyball frequency will really have to be monitored. If I get carried away, the workouts will suffer because I’ll always be banged up. If the workouts suffer, things will go into the shitter in a hurry for me.

The good news is, this is not some kind of big change to what I’m already doing. The volleyball league is really the only addition. Playing in a competitive volleyball league at 40, even at once a week, can do some pretty good damage. Especially for me. I’ll go all-out like I’m 18. Volleyball won’t be hard to regulate, anyway…there’s only one local league out there.

I’m not sure what will happen with the log here. One of the first things that usually goes when I experience a bandwidth shift is my monitoring of these forums. If I’m not popping into threads here and there and connecting with at least a few people, I start feeling disconnected. I might stop logging my food intake on Lose It for a while as well. Logging my intake and workouts have their utility, but I also just do shit like that because they are just favorite distractions of mine. Besides, I haven’t been doing anything consistently enough to learn anything from the data. I already know which foods work for me, and I already have a good sense for my personal energy balance equation.

I guess as long as there is enough of a connection/community component, I’ll always keep logging and checking logs and posts. But my log will probably be even less interesting than ever to visitors who might be focused mostly on the “Intelligent and Relentless Pursuit of Muscle”.

Right now, I’m actually willing to give up a bit of muscle if a lower bodyweight translates to better movement and happier knees, ankles, and hips.

But I don’t plan on giving up the lifting component of my morning routine. It’s too fun, and the metabolic advantages are just too easy to pass up. Preservation or even addition of muscle is just a side effect from the lifting. A real nice one, no doubt.

As far as diet goes, I’m as committed as ever to constant improvement in this area. The question I’m trying to answer right now is both simple and complex.

Does “entrainment” of eating patterns and food choices make it easier or harder to stay lean?

I’m breaking some eating patterns right now just to see where it leads. A little random IF here and there, for starters.

As for food choices…well, if my drive to stay lean, light, and healthy is strong enough, it will be less of a struggle. I just need to keep that drive alive. Small, near-term events like this beach thing in a few weeks are always helpful. The drive to set a good example for others, including kids, is always helpful. And as I get older, what I eat has a bigger impact on how I feel. The drive to feel good is definitely helpful.

Feel good.
Look good.
Set a good example.