[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
And what’s wrong with Seed of Chucky? That’s the one where Jennifer Tilly gets it on with a Chucky doll. What woman wouldn’t be in the mood for some lovin’ after that?
No kidding! If I’d just been to see it and then we went for coffee after (if, say, I found $50 on the ground and felt generous enough to spend $4 of it on him) and then there was a lull in the conversation? I’d be hard pressed to keep my hands out of his pants.[/quote]
Your score is: 27 (21-29 points) Your First Date IQ is HIGH - but you need to brush up a little on your interpersonal skills. Remember to think about the other person and increase your sensitivity to others’ needs. Keep the old adage ‘do unto others’ in mind and you’ll be fine on your first date.
Not sure what that means but oh well. Did anyone else think the roach thing was funny?
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I think that test was very poorly designed. Sometimes a kiss during the lull is perfect; sometimes, it makes you puke. It’s subjective.[/quote]
I think it was written by a 12 year old girl that just finished reading Twilight and was horrified upon discovering vaginal discharge.
All of the answers were unimaginative and fucking lame. If I took a girl on a date and did all the things that test told me I was supposed to do I would hope at the end of the date she would turn to me and say with the straightest of faces:“You are the most boring, uninspired, dull, predictable person I have ever met in my life. The past few hours have made me seriously consider my sexual orientation. Please forget you ever met me, as I will be trying so hard to do the same. Good evening, sir.”
[quote]Spike9726 wrote:
Your score is: 27 (21-29 points) Your First Date IQ is HIGH - but you need to brush up a little on your interpersonal skills. Remember to think about the other person and increase your sensitivity to others’ needs. Keep the old adage ‘do unto others’ in mind and you’ll be fine on your first date.
Not sure what that means but oh well. Did anyone else think the roach thing was funny?[/quote]
Wow. So, what did you do on your date? Could you give LiveFromThe781 and me some tips? We’re struggling just to act like human beings.
I must say, I’m boggling to think that a score of 27 leaves you still needing to “think about the other person and increase your sensitivity to others’ needs.”
But of course, as everyone knows, I could use some sensitivity training.
[quote]Spike9726 wrote:
Not sure what that means but oh well. Did anyone else think the roach thing was funny?[/quote]
“E. Put your pet roach on a plate, call the waiter and insist that you won’t pay.”
Funny, I came back from a long stint in China and discovered I had completely lost my game. It just wasn’t something I was thinking about over there.
So I actually bought the whole package from that guy Mystery. Freaking amazing results. I got laid 5 nights in a row after working on it for 2 months. After that I didn’t masturbate for a year unless I wanted to or was too tired to go out and find some chick.
The amazing part was that I could go back to the same bars night after night. The girls KNEW I was a player, but the schtick I had worked up just kept working. Some girls came back time and again for it.
All it boild down to is the old song “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”. If you’re the “Funnest” guy in the room your gonna get some ass. Note I said “Funnest”, not “Funniest” funny guys don’t get laid, fun guys do.
Of course the joke you tell should be: “Have you seen a white eared elephant?”
No more lull…
Best one I ever used during conversation lull was…
“So, did you read that article yesterday on CNN about women showering?”
Answer is always no - cause there is no article.
“Well, they were saying that 60% of women sing in the shower and 40%, um, well… use the pulsating shower head to uh… have some fun you know?”
At this point she usually blushes or giggles slightly. So you continue…
“Anyway, you the funniest thing was… You know what song the 60% sing?”
She always says no.
“Well… I guess we know what You do in the shower huh?”
She always laughs and blushes.
This joke is great because it gets her to laugh, increases the level of intimacy in your conversation, and also serves as a “neg” in PUA parlance.
[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
HangerBaby wrote:
The more sensitive you are, the less likely you are going to have any success with women… haha.
Sensitivity is what a woman beats into you after you already win her. This is how other chicks know you’re taken. It’s a way for them to mark their territory.[/quote]
When I “win” a girl I keep it old school … i usually take a piss on her to mark her with my scent
[quote]AssOnGrass wrote:
EmilyQ wrote:
monkey9 wrote:
What’s wrong with a rock concert? I’d rather do that than try to make uncomfortable small talk over dinner.
But if you do go for dinner or coffee and there’s an awkward silence during the boring small talk, the right thing to do is tell a joke. Everyone knows that.
NO NO NO!
You take off your pants and then tell a joke.[/quote]
So … taking off your pants isn’t the joke??
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Wow. So, what did you do on your date? Could you give LiveFromThe781 and me some tips? We’re struggling just to act like human beings.
I must say, I’m boggling to think that a score of 27 leaves you still needing to “think about the other person and increase your sensitivity to others’ needs.”
But of course, as everyone knows, I could use some sensitivity training.[/quote]
The only answers I remember is that I picked coffee for a first date and I picked Ocean’s 11. A coffee date would be a chance to get to talk abit and not spend a zillion bucks just to find out she’s stupid, has no personality, or that her baby’s daddy is in jail and the divorce has not been finalized. I’ve never seen Ocean’s 11 but it was the only real movie on there. I don’t enjoy slasher films or foreign, artsy stuff, and I’d probably get homicidal if I had to sit through 2 hours of Michael Moore.
I’m 39 so my views have probably changed a bit. When I was younger I actually had better luck being a bit of a jerk but girls that respond to that are better left alone. Take a shower, wear a clean shirt, hold the door for her, and let her do most of the talking. I’d probably get a lot more dates if I would just get out and talk to chicks more. I’ve yet to find a magic secret. Just go for it.
bar dates are better cause you get her drunk and even if she is an idiot it doesnt matter because youre drunk waaaaaaaaaaaah
I say skip the date … when you show up at her doorstep to take her out just ask, “So, are we gonna fuck or what?”
Best case scenario: She says yes. You skip the going out part, save some, and get some ass.
Worst Case Scenario: She says no. You might get slapped, but at least you saved some money and time.
Sounds pretty win-win to me. And who says romance is dead?
[quote]Spike9726 wrote:
EmilyQ wrote:
Wow. So, what did you do on your date? Could you give LiveFromThe781 and me some tips? We’re struggling just to act like human beings.
I must say, I’m boggling to think that a score of 27 leaves you still needing to “think about the other person and increase your sensitivity to others’ needs.”
But of course, as everyone knows, I could use some sensitivity training.
The only answers I remember is that I picked coffee for a first date and I picked Ocean’s 11. A coffee date would be a chance to get to talk abit and not spend a zillion bucks just to find out she’s stupid, has no personality, or that her baby’s daddy is in jail and the divorce has not been finalized. I’ve never seen Ocean’s 11 but it was the only real movie on there. I don’t enjoy slasher films or foreign, artsy stuff, and I’d probably get homicidal if I had to sit through 2 hours of Michael Moore.
I’m 39 so my views have probably changed a bit. When I was younger I actually had better luck being a bit of a jerk but girls that respond to that are better left alone. Take a shower, wear a clean shirt, hold the door for her, and let her do most of the talking. I’d probably get a lot more dates if I would just get out and talk to chicks more. I’ve yet to find a magic secret. Just go for it.
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Oh. Okay. Thanks.