[quote]HangerBaby wrote:
The more sensitive you are, the less likely you are going to have any success with women… haha.[/quote]
Sensitivity is what a woman beats into you after you already win her. This is how other chicks know you’re taken. It’s a way for them to mark their territory.
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
dude i got a 10, it said i was dating challenged. wth, i said id go to a nice romantic spot and i even offered gum after dinner, the dinner i said id pay for.
and i said id buy coffee if i found 50 bucks
im sorry maybe i should have just picked every answer that had to do with sex.
that test can suck my dick, and Ocean’s 11 was a good movie. fucking subtle movie watching fag. he probaly dates chicks that hang out in libraries or work at the circus.[/quote]
OMG. I scored better than 10, but I answered most of these questions the same way LiveFromThe781 did and the test said I need sensitivity training, too. Me! Need sensitivity training! WTF? I hang out in libraries!
I mean, what’s wrong with gum? What’s wrong with Ocean’s 11? What’s wrong with offering your date coffee if you’ve just found a $50 on the ground??
I can’t believe I’ve been grouped with you neanderthals. With LiveFromThe781! I feel dirty now.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
I feel dirty now. [/quote]
Giggidy!
What’s wrong with a rock concert? I’d rather do that than try to make uncomfortable small talk over dinner.
[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
EmilyQ wrote:
I feel dirty now.
Giggidy![/quote]
Not that kind of dirty, you insensitive pervert!
[quote]monkey9 wrote:
What’s wrong with a rock concert? I’d rather do that than try to make uncomfortable small talk over dinner.[/quote]
But if you do go for dinner or coffee and there’s an awkward silence during the boring small talk, the right thing to do is tell a joke. Everyone knows that.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
EmilyQ wrote:
I feel dirty now.
Giggidy!
Not that kind of dirty, you insensitive pervert![/quote]
I scored higher than you, missy.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
monkey9 wrote:
What’s wrong with a rock concert? I’d rather do that than try to make uncomfortable small talk over dinner.
But if you do go for dinner or coffee and there’s an awkward silence during the boring small talk, the right thing to do is tell a joke. Everyone knows that.[/quote]
Oh man I got that one wrong too. But now I know to run from the next guy who offers me gum.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
monkey9 wrote:
What’s wrong with a rock concert? I’d rather do that than try to make uncomfortable small talk over dinner.
But if you do go for dinner or coffee and there’s an awkward silence during the boring small talk, the right thing to do is tell a joke. Everyone knows that.[/quote]
NO NO NO!
You take off your pants and then tell a joke.
[quote]AssOnGrass wrote:
NO NO NO!
You take off your pants and then tell a joke.[/quote]
I don’t think the diners would appreciate it if I stripped down to my panties. Though my date might.
17?
d) Move in for the first kiss
0 points
Don’t even think about it. If you do it - it’ll be a kiss of death to your potential relationship.
WTF?
I think that test was very poorly designed. Sometimes a kiss during the lull is perfect; sometimes, it makes you puke. It’s subjective.
[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
EmilyQ wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
EmilyQ wrote:
I feel dirty now.
Giggidy!
Not that kind of dirty, you insensitive pervert!
I scored higher than you, missy.[/quote]
I do not wish to discuss my anomalously low score or any similarity I may or may not have to LiveFromThe781 in the matter of dating behaviors.
Anyway, what’s wrong with complimenting my date’s shirt when he comes to the door? I like shirts.
And what’s wrong with Seed of Chucky? That’s the one where Jennifer Tilly gets it on with a Chucky doll. What woman wouldn’t be in the mood for some lovin’ after that?
And what doll wouldn’t be in the mood for some Chucky?
the longer im 21, so far 24 horas el mas yo apprende. mainly that 1 nights > 1st dates
and girls in groups are cunts porque siempre una quien quiren ser una puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuta and wants to cockblock you. which is what happened tonight. fucking cuuhhhhhhhhhhhhnts
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
EmilyQ wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
EmilyQ wrote:
I feel dirty now.
Giggidy!
Not that kind of dirty, you insensitive pervert!
I scored higher than you, missy.
I do not wish to discuss my anomalously low score or any similarity I may or may not have to LiveFromThe781 in the matter of dating behaviors.
Anyway, what’s wrong with complimenting my date’s shirt when he comes to the door? I like shirts.[/quote]
mi viva de internet y mi viva de enamorado estan differente. no estoy mismo aqui that i am when im trying to get with a chick. especially se me gusta ella mucha… comprendes?
Your score is: 7 (0-11 points): Your First Date IQ is, well, at a DATING CHALLENGED level. A lot of reading up on dating is recommended before you attempt going out on a first date if you don’t want your first date to be your last.
what a lame ass quiz
what lace-curtian,estrogen filled,man boob havin,comic book convention,40 year old virgin came up with it
and whats that say for you pansies that got like 20s or something,all in touch with your feminine side.
FUCK ALL THAT NOISE
I aswered this truthfully so Im an asshole so what the girl dont like it she can leave after licking my brown eye.
dude thats what im saying. like lets be real you arent going to say the perfect thing every time but even if you fuck up you can rebound it. and if a girl is feeling you it doesnt fucking matter if went dutch, offered it, or paid it. i think you should get an added 25 points for being good looking.
[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
And what’s wrong with Seed of Chucky? That’s the one where Jennifer Tilly gets it on with a Chucky doll. What woman wouldn’t be in the mood for some lovin’ after that?[/quote]
No kidding! If I’d just been to see it and then we went for coffee after (if, say, I found $50 on the ground and felt generous enough to spend $4 of it on him) and then there was a lull in the conversation? I’d be hard pressed to keep my hands out of his pants.