Salma Hayek Sees a Snake

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You would have thought she saw my face the way she was acting!

Sorry for the lack of boobage in the video.

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I’ll be honest with you, I didn’t watch the video. I’m still looking at that picture.

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I’ll show her a fkn snake!!

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[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
I’ll show her a fkn snake!![/quote]

I heard she doesn’t like her own kind…sorry Andrew.

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that’s my wife.

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From Dusk Till Dawn anyone?

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[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
I’ll show her a fkn snake!![/quote]

she also hates midgets

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[quote]IronAbrams wrote:
From Dusk Till Dawn anyone?[/quote]

precisely

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[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]ron22 wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
I’ll show her a fkn snake!![/quote]

I heard she doesn’t like her own kind…sorry Andrew.[/quote]

Packs bottle of Chloroform

Uhh… I don’t think I’ll have a problem[/quote]

bring a stepladder too

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I really didn’t mean to scare her like that. I had just came from the bathroom and forgot to zip up. Plus I started fapping in the corner while the interview was taking place. Very unprofessional of me.

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I straight up want to tittie fuck her!!

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[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
I really didn’t mean to scare her like that. I had just came from the bathroom and forgot to zip up. Plus I started fapping in the corner while the interview was taking place. Very unprofessional of me.[/quote]

You showed her you one eyed brown snake?

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[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
I’ll show her a fkn snake!![/quote]

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hot but borderline retarded.

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I’d like to take her out for a moderately-priced entree at “Mucho Burrito” and see where the night takes us…

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If I was a snake I would be headed in that direction as well. Good for you snake…good for you sir.

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[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
I’ll show her a fkn snake!![/quote]

she also hates midgets[/quote]
Well, that eliminates me!

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I just watched the vid. What a bunch of retards.

Here’s a vid of the snake they feared:

http://www.arkive.org/earthworm/lumbricus-terrestris/video-01.html

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^Disclaimer. Unless that is a picture of me it was not the snake they feared would get them.

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That clip LawsonSamuels posted makes me want to watch that movie again…