Ruined My Raw Egg Experience!

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:
i dont know i have never tasted cum.[/quote]

Riiiiiiiiight!!! [/quote]

what you doing for cinco de mayo?[/quote]

Driving to Arizona, not going to bring my drivers license, and see if I can score a free trip to Mexico! lol

Edit: Realized you being from Ireland you probably wouldn’t get that joke. Arizona passed a law stating that police can question you and if you are an illegal immigrant in Arizona you can be arrested and deported.

^^ drink 6 then cook & eat 6…problem solved!

[quote]Kerley wrote:
^^ drink 6 then cook & eat 6…problem solved![/quote]
What problem does that solve?? I stated the reason I drink eggs instead of eat them is because I can get more in and still have a normal dinner. Having 6 raw and 6 cooked blows, especially if I’m eating that EVERYDAY for dinner, I’d rather chugg 6 raw eggs and eat my nice filet mignon and chicken breast. MMMmmmmm… Fk eating eggs everyday for dinner.

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:
^^ drink 6 then cook & eat 6…problem solved![/quote]
What problem does that solve?? I stated the reason I drink eggs instead of eat them is because I can get more in and still have a normal dinner. Having 6 raw and 6 cooked blows, especially if I’m eating that EVERYDAY for dinner, I’d rather chugg 6 raw eggs and eat my nice filet mignon and chicken breast. MMMmmmmm… Fk eating eggs everyday for dinner.[/quote]

i read it wrong

=(

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:
i dont know i have never tasted cum.[/quote]

Riiiiiiiiight!!! [/quote]

what you doing for cinco de mayo?[/quote]

Driving to Arizona, not going to bring my drivers license, and see if I can score a free trip to Mexico! lol

Edit: Realized you being from Ireland you probably wouldn’t get that joke. Arizona passed a law stating that police can question you and if you are an illegal immigrant in Arizona you can be arrested and deported.

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i still lol’d!

[quote]Kerley wrote:

i read it wrong

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You’re really stupid you know that! Have you written your Haiku yet??? Get on it

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

i read it wrong

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You’re really stupid you know that! Have you written your Haiku yet??? Get on it[/quote]

am sowwwwiiii!

^ well if it makes you feel any better, I just realized yesterday what your new avatar was! I mean I have seen it plenty of times but what the picture actually depicts just dawned on me!

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
^ well if it makes you feel any better, I just realized yesterday what your new avatar was! I mean I have seen it plenty of times but what the picture actually depicts just dawned on me! [/quote]

its ectoplasm, from the ghosts!

Just throw the eggs into a smoothie/blender. It completely disguises them. I get about four raw eggs a day doing this.

[quote]koleah wrote:
Just throw the eggs into a smoothie/blender. It completely disguises them. I get about four raw eggs a day doing this.[/quote]

Thanks, I think I’ll try the orange juice idea too.

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]koleah wrote:
Just throw the eggs into a smoothie/blender. It completely disguises them. I get about four raw eggs a day doing this.[/quote]

Thanks, I think I’ll try the orange juice idea too.[/quote]

hows the vagina filled with sand?

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]koleah wrote:
Just throw the eggs into a smoothie/blender. It completely disguises them. I get about four raw eggs a day doing this.[/quote]

Thanks, I think I’ll try the orange juice idea too.[/quote]

hows the vagina filled with sand?[/quote]

Gritty. :confused:

Put like a quater scoop of protein powder in. It will completely change the taste. And the consistency has never bothered me. It’s not somethign I do often but if its real later after a night out and I’m too tired to heat food up, 6 eggs and a scoop of powder is nice and convenient.

forget the eggs, did you get her number? or at least get her to prove to you she can’t tell the difference between egg whites and jizz?

priorities man

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]koleah wrote:
Just throw the eggs into a smoothie/blender. It completely disguises them. I get about four raw eggs a day doing this.[/quote]

Thanks, I think I’ll try the orange juice idea too.[/quote]

hows the vagina filled with sand?[/quote]

Gritty. :/[/quote]

Leave it to the attention whore Lankey to respond to a vagina question aimed towards me. Always bragging about his vagina, “My VAGINA! MY VAGINA! MY VAGINA!!!” Thats all Lankey talks about these days!

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
Put like a quater scoop of protein powder in. It will completely change the taste. And the consistency has never bothered me. It’s not somethign I do often but if its real later after a night out and I’m too tired to heat food up, 6 eggs and a scoop of powder is nice and convenient. [/quote]

Now that I think about it I actually do have a tub of cheap Ralphs powder I never use, perfect time to get some use outta of it.

[quote]Spartiates wrote:
Isn’t the white not really bio-available raw?
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That’s what she said.

sugar free nesquick mix… problem solved. will taste like chocolate milk.

I read that somewhere on this site that your body can’t usually digest all the raw egg whites. I believe bonez, you posted on this thread. I can’t seem to find it, and sorry for the no reference. Can anyone confirm this?

I was a avid egg drinker until I read that, and I’d love to get back on the drinking raw eggs. It was quick and I had zero problem doing it. Ever since I’ve stopped I haven’t been able to get ahold of my new diet, due to changing in jobs, and me being a lazy fuck in the kitchen.