Where is the proof he can’t dunk a basketball?
[quote]therajraj wrote:
Where is the proof he can’t dunk a basketball?[/quote]
In the pudding. The proof is always in the pudding.
Perhaps this Ronnie Coleman character should go the way of Andrew Darqui and emaciate himself on a starvation diet, while doing quarter squats from pins in an attempt to improve his vert.
Other things he will require: a knife collection, high socks, bad grammar, a scruffy/weedy appearance, a video camera and editing software to film his exploits and make them more epic, anti-social/behavioral issues, an intense dedication to his efforts no matter how banal they be, and a bunch of illegitimate children.
bitches be trippin
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
EVERYBODY WANNA DUNK A BASKETBALL BUT NOBODY WANNA PLAY EXTERIOR DEFENSE ![/quote]
I LOL’D.
To put this thread out of its misery, here’s an off-season pic of Coleman showing his skills with a basketball.
crushing coconuts between your legs>dunking
[quote]HAXlol wrote:
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
EVERYBODY WANNA DUNK A BASKETBALL BUT NOBODY WANNA PLAY EXTERIOR DEFENSE ![/quote]
I LOL’D.
To put this thread out of its misery, here’s an off-season pic of Coleman showing his skills with a basketball.[/quote]
That looks like a finger roll to me
[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]HAXlol wrote:
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
EVERYBODY WANNA DUNK A BASKETBALL BUT NOBODY WANNA PLAY EXTERIOR DEFENSE ![/quote]
I LOL’D.
To put this thread out of its misery, here’s an off-season pic of Coleman showing his skills with a basketball.[/quote]
That looks like a finger roll to me[/quote]
Close enough, right?
please someone summon that 130lbs fella who does some less than quarter squats and has an awesome troll thread.
[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]HAXlol wrote:
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
EVERYBODY WANNA DUNK A BASKETBALL BUT NOBODY WANNA PLAY EXTERIOR DEFENSE ![/quote]
I LOL’D.
To put this thread out of its misery, here’s an off-season pic of Coleman showing his skills with a basketball.[/quote]
That looks like a finger roll to me[/quote]
“I’m Gregron, and since I can dunk a volleyball, I KNOW that is a finger roll. Fucking chump ass sucka”
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]HAXlol wrote:
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
EVERYBODY WANNA DUNK A BASKETBALL BUT NOBODY WANNA PLAY EXTERIOR DEFENSE ![/quote]
I LOL’D.
To put this thread out of its misery, here’s an off-season pic of Coleman showing his skills with a basketball.[/quote]
That looks like a finger roll to me[/quote]
“I’m Gregron, and since I can dunk a volleyball, I KNOW that is a finger roll. Fucking chump ass sucka”
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hahaha you know it! I’ll dunk a real basketball soon… not today though cause my legs feel like they’re going to fall off lol
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
Perhaps this Ronnie Coleman character should go the way of Andrew Darqui [/quote]
That’s what his handle comes from? His name is actually Andrew Darqui? Here I was thinking that his handle emanated from his great desire to be a nigga from the hood. I thought his handle was supposed to be looked at as “a darkie”.
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
Perhaps this Ronnie Coleman character should go the way of Andrew Darqui [/quote]
That’s what his handle comes from? His name is actually Andrew Darqui? Here I was thinking that his handle emanated from his great desire to be a nigga from the hood. I thought his handle was supposed to be looked at as “a darkie”.[/quote]
OMFG!!! That is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read in my entire life, ever!
amazing
I know Phil Heath CAN dunk a basketball…what happens now?
[quote]hipsr4runnin wrote:
I know Phil Heath CAN dunk a basketball…what happens now?[/quote]
CAN or COULD dunk a basketball?
big difference
[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
Perhaps this Ronnie Coleman character should go the way of Andrew Darqui [/quote]
That’s what his handle comes from? His name is actually Andrew Darqui? Here I was thinking that his handle emanated from his great desire to be a nigga from the hood. I thought his handle was supposed to be looked at as “a darkie”.[/quote]
OMFG!!! That is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read in my entire life, ever!
amazing
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Seriously, that’s honestly how I thought he came to choose that handle.
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
Perhaps this Ronnie Coleman character should go the way of Andrew Darqui [/quote]
That’s what his handle comes from? His name is actually Andrew Darqui? Here I was thinking that his handle emanated from his great desire to be a nigga from the hood. I thought his handle was supposed to be looked at as “a darkie”.[/quote]
OMFG!!! That is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read in my entire life, ever!
amazing
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Seriously, that’s honestly how I thought he came to choose that handle.
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I’m fairly certain I saw that on his blog. Also, when the dude from Swole Patrol did the response vid attacking him, he addressed him as “Andrew Darqueef”
This thread is fantastic.
Who remembers the name of that guy that turned bodybuilder and still can do some tumbling?
He looks really silly… Can you imagine Ronnie dunking a basketball? Too silly… Get down from there you silly bodybuilder, you’re not supposed to be jumping, you’re supposed to be eating, you don’t even have jumping shoes, you only have speedos. Silly bodybuilder…
Everybody knows fatties can’t dunk.