[quote]Itchy wrote:
dday wrote:
I bet he can rip a stop sign out of the ground.
Fuck, you beat me to it.
[/quote]
You know why he can do that? Because he’s fucking ALPHA!
[quote]The_Danimal wrote:
What is the point of life if you can’t dunk a basketball?
Besides he is black and it’s a well know fact that all black people can dunk basketballs.[/quote]
I bet he plays a mean bass solo too.
[quote]josh86 wrote:
Itchy wrote:
dday wrote:
I bet he can rip a stop sign out of the ground.
Fuck, you beat me to it.
You know why he can do that? Because he’s fucking ALPHA![/quote]
Ronnie Coleman laughs at the legal cockblock.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Ronnie Coleman doesn’t get paid to dunk a basketball.
Ronnie Coleman gets paid to eat. The only dunking that might concern him is dunking a piece of chicken in some bbq sauce, dunking a steak in steak sauce, or dunking a doughnut in coffee.
The only basketball dunking he probably does is dunking one in some ketchup before he eats it.[/quote]
That shit about the basketball and ketchup was funny
I heard if you play his video The Cost of Redemption in reverse you can hear the devils voice telling you to kill your family.
HE’D FLY UP TO THE BASKET, RIP IT DOWN TO PIECES AND SAY,…YEAAAAAA BUDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[quote]GETTODECHOPPAAA wrote:
HE’D FLY UP TO THE BASKET, RIP IT DOWN TO PIECES AND SAY,…YEAAAAAA BUDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY[/quote]
LIGHTWEIGHT!
EVERYBODY WANNA DUNK A BASKETBALL BUT NOBODY WANNA PLAY EXTERIOR DEFENSE !
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
EVERYBODY WANNA DUNK A BASKETBALL BUT NOBODY WANNA PLAY EXTERIOR DEFENSE ![/quote]
I choked on my chicken. : )))))))))))))))
[quote]montez wrote:
I am willing to bet he can’t dunk.
I am also willing to bet that he can kick your ass.[/quote]
He played college football and was a cop - “kick your ass” is probably a massive understatement.
[quote]matko5 wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
EVERYBODY WANNA DUNK A BASKETBALL BUT NOBODY WANNA PLAY EXTERIOR DEFENSE !
I choked on my chicken. : )))))))))))))))[/quote]
Considering im massively sleep deprived and living off of caffeine right now I gotta admit I was proud of that one.
When I think of this thread, I think of Ronnie in the paint like shaq dunking a fuckin’ midget. Yellin’ “Nothin’ but a peanut!!”
people who cant dunk are soft
Ronnie DOES SO dunk. He just gives the ball “the look” and it dunks itself. He then proceeds to yell Yaaahhh Budddyyy, pulls a side of beef from his gym bag and has a snack, trash talks any passing people making them cry, and drives home and has a nap before hitting the gym. Everyone knows that’s his morning routine.
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
matko5 wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
EVERYBODY WANNA DUNK A BASKETBALL BUT NOBODY WANNA PLAY EXTERIOR DEFENSE !
I choked on my chicken. : )))))))))))))))
Considering im massively sleep deprived and living off of caffeine right now I gotta admit I was proud of that one.[/quote]
Your proud he choked self inducing fellatio…gross
AIN’T NOTHING BUT A PEANUT IN MY POOP! NOW WATCH THIS DUNK!
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
AIN’T NOTHING BUT A PEANUT IN MY POOP! NOW WATCH THIS DUNK! [/quote]
lollerskates
Thread Theory
doing lots of squats=dunks
Ronnie squats a lot (understatement) and cannot dunk
I squat all the time and can dunk
therefore
me>ronnie
this doesnt make sense
[quote]samrgoode wrote:
Thread Theory
doing lots of squats=dunks
Ronnie squats a lot (understatement) and cannot dunk
I squat all the time and can dunk
therefore
me>ronnie
this doesnt make sense [/quote]
Dumbass Theory
Dumbasses post in dead threads
You posted in a dead thread
So You = Dumbass
This thread is awesome. Obviously a joke thread and only a few people got it, even after it was announced in this thread that it was a joke. lol you are so dumb, like really really dumb. For real