[quote]Christine wrote:
I’ll vote for you if you rename ‘Chicago’ to ‘Chistine’.
And give me lots and lots of money.
And make the killing of cats a capital crime.[/quote]
I’m not doing any of those things.[/quote]
Well, fuck you too then!
I’m going to make bank off my proprietary vampire repellent.
[/quote]
Why so hostile?
You didn’t let me finish. I was about to tell you that Michigan, Wisconsin, Indiana, and Indiana will be known as Christine.
Money will be useless as everything will be free. And owners of cats will receive special consideration for positions that will be created at a later date.[/quote]
Can I exchange one of the Indianas to Illinois? Also, can Detroit be excluded from Michigan? I’m thinking a precise nuclear strike would make some improvements there.
[quote]Christine wrote:
I’ll vote for you if you rename ‘Chicago’ to ‘Chistine’.
And give me lots and lots of money.
And make the killing of cats a capital crime.[/quote]
I’m not doing any of those things.[/quote]
Well, fuck you too then!
I’m going to make bank off my proprietary vampire repellent.
[/quote]
Why so hostile?
You didn’t let me finish. I was about to tell you that Michigan, Wisconsin, Indiana, and Indiana will be known as Christine.
Money will be useless as everything will be free. And owners of cats will receive special consideration for positions that will be created at a later date.[/quote]
Can I exchange one of the Indianas to Illinois? Also, can Detroit be excluded from Michigan? I’m thinking a precise nuclear strike would make some improvements there.
I like the idea of getting free stuff.[/quote]
We may be able to work out the name change.
Detroit, however, is untouchable. We don’t want war with them. No one does.
[quote]Otto the Ecto wrote:
BTW I can’t vote for US presidential election since I’m not from the US. But, when you make your move to become supreme ruler of Earth, you got my vote.[/quote]
Wait
US President isn’t the supreme ruler of Earth?[/quote]
Not technically but it depends mostly on who you ask.[/quote]
Yeah, not officially. I was thinking like making it a legit position (ie. with name tags and business cards n shit).
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I don’t know if you noticed this or not Rock, but I took a cue from the Hunter S. Thompson school of How to Handle Potential Political Opponents in Such a Way That Totally Discredits Them Without Leaving Any Trace of Who Has Caused the Horrific Downturns in Their Psyche and put some Ibogaine in Newt Gingrich’s Jack Daniels this morning. He started fucking weeping in the middle of an interview at the mere mention of his mother, who I traveled back in time and murdered via asphyxiation from a piano wire that mysteriously wrapped itself around her throat.
His breakdowns will only become worse in the coming weeks.
Perhaps we should think about our future Cabinet. I think the obvious choice for Attorney General is PMPM, Orion for Secretary of State, RogueVampire as Press Secretary, AC as Treasury Secretary, Push as Secretary of Defense/Offense (anyone who can single-facedly take on a tree and come out as the victor definitely gets the nod), Hallowed as Secretary of the Interior (because I’d like to get into her Interior), Professor X as Secy of Health and Human Services AND Secy of Labor, The BodyGuard as Secy of Homeland Security and DarkNinja as our Ambassador to the United Nations.
I know I’m forgetting some other Cabinet-level positions, but I can’t think of them right now. Anyone who would like to fill the rest of the positions, please nominate yourself here.[/quote]
You, sir, are funny.[/quote]
